Debate Time
Wizkid222: Nickelodeon vs Disney. Which of these athletes/daredevils will triumph in a fight to claim number # and Daredevils are the kind of people who appreciates sports, and stunts more than anything. And in this we will find out who is the best of the best.
Kick Buttowski, the suburban daredevil of Mellowbrook.
And Lynn Loud, the athletic sister of the Loud House.
My name is Wizkid and it's my job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win this debate.
Lynn Loud
Lynn Loud Jr. is the fifth-oldest child in the Loud family. She is the youngest of Lincoln's five older sisters, and the youngest teenager at the age of 13. She has a goal to become the best athlete in the world. It's like every time she sees something really sporty or something related to sports, she gets hyperactive and goes crazy to win the game. Lynn is named after her father, Lynn Loud Sr. Lynn is athletic and competitive. She loves to play sports and enjoys roughhousing with her siblings. Lynn Loud can turn anything into a sport. Putting away eggs? Jump shot! Mopping the kitchen? Slap shot! Lynn is very competitive and superstitious when it comes to her favorite teams. Plus, she can never resist a dare! Like her sister Lana Loud, she doesn't act too girly and sometimes she has a rough attitude when something goes wrong. Despite her tomboyish attitude, she has no shame in using puppy eyes to get what she wants
Sports
Lynn plays many sports and is very good in them such as Football, Soccer, Lucha Libre, Roller Derby, Baseball, Basketball, Tennis, Hockey, and Kickboxing.
Powers and Abilities
Lynn has extreme athletic abilities. Proficiency in multiple sports. Mastery of every martial arts known to man. Some level of superhuman strength and is good at cooking. She also knows the Loud House Fighting Style.
Arsenal
She also has an arsenal that consists of a tennis racket, Baseball Hockey stick, sports balls, Kick boxing gear, karate gear and bike gear. She also has a boomerang which she seems to be very skilled with.
Loud House Fighting Style
The Loud House Fighting Cloud
Lightning quick kicks
Roundhouse kick
Knifehand
Side kick
Uppercut Kick
Karate Chop
Kung-Fu punches
Sneak Attacks
Surprise Mime Attack
Lynn acts like a mime and gives the opponent a wedgie
Dutch oven
Also known as "fart attacks".
Other Sports
Surfing, Chicken fights, Hackysack, Roughhousing with her siblings, food fights.
Feats
Won 3 trophies in basketball, bike derby, and roller derby
Out-classed her siblings in agility
Saved a spider from an Exterminator
Helped Lincoln in training for a Football Game
Punched on the wall so hard it made a crack
Lifted a 10-ton garbage dumpster
Performed in a band with her older sister, Luna Loud
Helped gave Lucy a makeover for her date with Rocky Spokes
Helped gave her neighbor Mr. Grouse the best Christmas ever
Helped Lincoln in beating other Nickelodeon characters in computer sports games
Weaknesses
Despite all of this Lynn is not perfect. She is the easiest to anger in the Loud House. Her agility has limits. She is reckless in her sports. Too superstitious on others. Can be childish and is too cocky.
Wizkid222: Overall Lynn Loud is a very athletic girl with good fighting experience but she is childish and could get cocky.
Kick Buttowski
Clarence Francis "Kick" Buttowski is an 11-year-old boy and the main protagonist of the show. He aspires to be the world's greatest daredevil (his biggest addiction). He has an older brother named Brad and a younger sister named Brianna. His best friend is Gunther Magnuson, a thrill seeking boy. Kick is a hard-headed, stubborn, self-tempered 10 year old who never backs down from a challenge. He always wears a stunt suit and a stunt helmet. His life's passion is extreme stunts. He is shown to have great determination, which occasionally clashes with his temperament. However, despite this all, he has been shown to have a kind heart, performing many kind acts. The damage to his surroundings which inevitably follows in his wake, is rarely intentional. His catchphrases are Chimi Chugga, Aw biscuits, and Show Time
Weapons
Skateboard aka Ol Blue, Hockey stick, Cheetah Chug, Balloon Animal Cheetah Chug Bomb, Gunther's fart in a jar, and a Go Kart.
-Cheetah Chug is a sports drink which is made from "the sweat of real cheetahs" and it has an emotional effect on Gunther such as turning him into a hysterical boy with wonky eyes into an angry cheetah like mood. There is a stronger variant of Cheetah Chug! called -"Cheetah Chug! XE" (the XE stands for Xtreme Emergency). Its capabilities surpass its predecessor as it wakes Kick up when he's catatonic. Another example of its power is when Gunther merely touches the can and ends up with an amass of arm hair. There is also an even stronger, discontinued variant of the soda called "Cheetah Chug! XXE". In "Brad's Diary", two men in radiation suits are seen by Kick and Gunther carefully placing a can of the drink in a field. One of the men claims to the other that it "packs the power of 10,000 cans of the regular Cheetah Chug!" Kick and Gunther use this can to fuel an X-15 fighter jet.
Intelligence
Despite his bad grades and seeming inability to finish homework, he has also been shown to have a great ability to retain information. This is shown greatly in "Morning Rush!" when he has to do two months of homework in one night, which he does do, though Oskar eats it while he's showing Gunther. Then he manages to finish it all in less than six minutes and turns it in to Ms. Fitzpatrick and succeeds until Oskar appears again and eats his homework, implying that he'd been telling the truth when he claimed a dog ate it. Kick has shown to be skilled in many areas. The most demonstrated is his skill with various vehicles, with him (nearly) instantaneously gaining the ability to drive Billy Stumps' monster truck in "Stumped", as well as the abilities he has demonstrated with his skateboard, bike and cart. In some episodes, it is shown that Kick has skill in certain types of martial arts like karate, wrestling, boxing etc. He is also shown to have engineering skill, as he is able to create a giant mechanical T-Rex with the ability to breathe fire in "Kickasaurus Wrecks". He appears to have a natural talent for anything that is "extreme", such as water skiing
Durability
He has been shown to have quite a tolerance to pain, such as when he fell from space and into the earth's crust without even a single flinch. Though when Gunther has to pull a lot of thorns from his butt in "Dead Man's Drop", he yells out in pain. Brad calls him "shrimp", or any variation of the above, which generally angers him quickly. However, this is inconsistent, as seen in "Dead Man's Drop", where he takes all these comments without showing any change in emotion. He has been shown to have the ability to hold quite a grudge, shown in "Dead Man's Drop" when he yells 'you've made my revenge list Brad! Again!'' then adding Brad's name to a list which contains only more times he has vowed to take revenge on his older brother.
Feats
Completed Two months of missed homework assignments in one night
Beat an Unbeatable and rigged Obstacle course
Build a giant robot T-rex out of junk in one day with Gunther's help
Survived The Wilderness
Beat his older brother Brad in a fight
Performed numerous life threatening stunts
Escaped an Viking store (it's more impressive than it sounds)
Drove through solid rock
Battled a Giant Queen Rat
Somehow escaped and subdued an army of alligators while in the sewers
Completed a stunt that not even a professional stuntmen could do with Gunther's help
Wizkid222: Despite all of this Kick does have a few weaknesses.
Weaknesses
If he loses his helmet, he'll quit being a daredevil, lost his daredevil status to Kendall in role reversal, Arrogant, Has a Crazed Fan and Cousin, Can be easily knocked out, and relies on Gunther to help him with his stunts, Girly Stuff.
Wizkid222: Overall Kick is a very skilled Daredevil and fighter who has done many outstanding stunts. But he does rely on Gunther to help him and he is arrogant.
This battle will have no prep time and will take place in Mellow brook. Let the Battle Begin.
Before the Battle-
Kick is on Ol Blue and is skating down Dead Man's Drop all is well until he crashes and hits the rooftops of several buildings. He then falls on something hard. He gets up and sees a girl that has thick brown hair pulled back into a short ponytail. She wears a red and white jersey with a red "1" on it, red-and-white shorts, and cleats with striped knee-high socks. The girl looks at him angrily.
"What have you done" Lynn yelled. Kick gets up and sees he broke a baseball trophy.
"Sorry about that." Kick says. He picks up his skateboard and walks away but Lynn stands in front of him.
"You just cursed me and my team for the next 6 months. Who do you think you are" Lynn asks.
"I'm Kick Buttowski. World's greatest daredevil. I don't have time for this Gunther is waiting" Kick says as he walks away. Lynn then steps in front of him.
"You're going to pay for cursing my team." Lynn says as she punches him in the chest.
FIGHT
Kick punches Lynn but she easily grabs the punch and throws him at a trash can. Kick gets up and gets on Ol Blue. He quickly skates in a circle around Lynn. Lynn than begins to act like a mime trapped in a box. Kick stops and goes to her. She then jumps up and kicks him.
"Surprise Mime Attack" Lynn yells. Lynn then picks up her bag and takes out a hockey stick. She swings at Kick but he easily dodges it. He takes a hockey stick from her bag and the two have a sword fight. They both swing at each other so hard the sticks break. Kick wonders how tough this chick really is. But in the middle of his thought she tackles him and they roll down a hill. She pins him to the ground and punches him repeatedly. She punches him in the helmet and it makes a crack. Kick quickly kicks her off and stands. He gets up and wipes the blood from his mouth. She charges at him but Kick hits her in the head with Ol Blue. She falls back. Kick walks over to her.
"You will fail." Lynn says as she gets up. "Fail I don't do fail" Kick says with a small smile. He swings he skateboard down at her but she moves out of the way. She then makes a run for her bag back at the top of the hill. Kick quickly gets on Ol Blue and skates up the hill. Lynn gets to her bag ad takes out a baseball bat. She then swings it so hard she sends Kick of Ol Blue and down the hill. He groans in pain and slowly gets up. Lynn slides down the hill and swings at him. Kick gets up looks for Ol Blue. Lynn swings at him again but he rolls under the swing a runs up the hill. He gets on Ol Blue and skates away. Lynn gets up the hill and follows him using parkour until she spots a go kart. She quickly gets in tit and drives after Kick. Kick than drives up none other than Dead Man's Drop. He stops at the top and she stops a few feet behind him. She throws her boomerang at him but he ducks. He laughs but gets hit when the boomerang returns to her. He skates down and Lynn puts on her roller skates and follows.
He skates down and Lynn skates right next to him. "Was this supposed to be a trap? You failed Buttowski" Lynn says about to ram him into a tree. Kick smiles and moves once she charges at him. Kick grabs the sign and flips around it kicking Lynn to the dangerous side. She then falls and slides down the drop into the spikes. She then gets impaled by one of the spikes. Kick then jumps on her pushing her forward. "As if I was going to be beat by some girl" Kick says as he skates down the rest of Dead Man's Drop.
K.O
Wizkid222- The winner is Kick Buttowski and here is why. Lynn's only edge was in strength and fighting skill. But Kick had the edge in every else. Kick is smarter and could go to a place where he works best. He is also faster. Even without Ol Blue Kick is a fast runner. Kick also had the edge in durability. Lynn has no great durability feat unlike Kick who has been shown to have quite a tolerance to pain, such as when he fell from space and into the earth's crust without even a single flinch. Plus with all the times he failed to do a stunt it caused him great pain but he does manage to walk it off. Lynn is also angered very quickly and her agility has limits unlike Kick. In the end it seems like Lynn just couldn't keep up.
The winner is Kick Buttowki.
(Rematch idea Kick and Brad vs Lynn and Luna)
Next time...
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