Wizkid222: Fathers, nobody is great. But these two are some of the worst. Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin. I'm Wiz and I'll be telling you their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win this Debate.
Peter Griffin
Feats-
Founder of Quahog in a past life
Somehow escaped being tied to Charles Manson
-Albeit he wasn't trying to help them to begin with
Founded New Quahog
Outran Death
Managed to frame O.J Simpson... yet forgot apparently
Survived numerous fatal injuries and accidents
Tamed a T-Rex and a Pterodactyl
Skilled bank robber
-Is one of various ways he gets the money for his outrageous objects
Was part of the New England Patriots
Killed Yogi the Bear
Got away with numerous crimes ranging from sexual deviancy to manslaughter
Sometimes escaped imprisonment or got lessened jailtime on countless occasions
Somehow stole treasure when the mission was to kidnap a kid (so Lois could get the kid medical treatment)
-Managed to carry the kid's father without waking anyone up
Fought and barely defeated Ernie the Giant Chicken multiple times
Met God and Kronos
Caught a picture of Spider-Man
*Stated he caught pictures of dozens of superheroes while trying to get pictures of thong shots
Beat a real estate agent in chess
Could fight and defeat Ryu from Street Fighter
Defeated the Riddler and teabagged him
Became king of the Black people
Defeated Homer Simpson
Weapons-
Numerous handguns
Sniper Rifle
Double Barreled Shotgun
Minigun
Axes
Chainsaws
Knifes
Cartoon Logic-
Had his head cut clean off by a Frisbee and survived
*Mastered off-screen teleportation even when hes right next to someone
*Hair is made of silly-putty, allowing him to re-grow it
*Can take out his eye and has it be used as a camera
*Has killed himself and been killed over a dozen times, only to return next scene/episode/moments later
*Can camouflage his appearance by literally changing his ethnicity
*Has his own gravitational orbit, allowing small objects and even a small television orbit around him
Regeneration
Teleportation
After being rammed through several cars and a tree, appeared on top of the school bus Homer was in and divekicked inside
Strength-
Headbutt Homer hard enough to completely cave in his face
Kicked and dived through windows effortlessly
Carried a full grown man with ease
Effortlessly tossed Homer Simpson through steel doors
-Homer weighs anywhere between 239-315 lbs
Even punched Homer hard enough for his eye to pop completely from its socket – DURING a cross-counter which would've weakened the impact a bit
Punched through the ceiling with a single jump after taking meth
Expert Poker Player
Hand to Hand Fighter
*Loves to roundhouse people
-Found his way home using nothing but roundhouse kicks
*Improvises easily in combat, will use any dirty trick in the book to fight
*Head-butt Homer hard enough to cave his face in
*Has a brawling style of combat
*Could go toe-to-toe with Lois, Ernie, and multiple other capable fighters
Intelligence
*Can be a walking idiot or a genius sometimes
*Somehow set up a panic room
*Knows how to set up explosives
*In combat, can improvise weapons on the dot
*Is actually mentally retarded
*Can read tells with relative ease
*Has set numerous long-term plans before
*Became an intellectual in mere seconds
*Beat several people in chess without fail
*Learned Sanskrit
Superhuman Durability
*Shrugged off being kicked through a window
*Has withstood point-blank explosions, being shot, long falls, and various other forms of physical trauma
*Survived atmospheric reentry twice
-The second was when he was still fighting and ended up falling down a cliff and was still in fighting condition
*Temporarily crippled and recovered
*Survived multiple skydiving falls
-Crashed through a house, crushing a ninja
-Was ran through buttocks first on a tower in Vegas and just needed surgery, was out in no time
*Immune to being tortured
*Survived a... rather one-sided beatdown from Liam Neeson
-Had been thrown through the roof of a tumblr during the fight
*In the non-canon bad ending to one of the games, survived the earth blowing up and sending him into space
*In one fight alone survived being hit with pipes, being launched into the air by an explosion, falling from space, being hit with fire, and almost falling off a cliff
*Amazing stamina, can sometimes last hours in physical combat
*Survived being mauled by a puma
-Albeit Meg's quick thinking helped save him
*Didn't flinch when cut open by a lightsaber
-It was cutting into the fat
*Survived losing blood and various illnesses
*Suffered no pain when he ripped out his eye
*Had his fingers blown off at point-blank range and found them soon after
*Only concerned to having his face blasted off by a watering hose was that his shirt got wet
Cutaway Gags
Military Knowledge and Stealth
*Somehow survived in a war dressed as a clown among armymen
*Capable of stealth, killed Yogi the Bear
Radioactive Powers
*Gained after falling into a pit of toxic waste
*Can regenerate from being a skeleton
*Colliding with a nuclear powered Homer caused a nuclear explosion
*A cross counter created sonic booms that propelled the two away
*Even as a skeleton, punched Homer hard enough to send him through the nuclear plant
*Can fly at enough speeds to reach into space in a matters of seconds
*Can breathe in space
*Shrugged off being launched through billboards, buildings, and shot out of Krusty's cannon
Powers of Death
*Used when taking Death's place
*Simply touching people kills them
Weaknesses
Mentally handicapped
*Depends on the situation however
Other people can use his cutaway gags if they're capable
Homer Simpson
Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson Sr.
Age: Likely anywhere between 40 and 50
Occupation: Safety inspector for Sector 7G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Affiliations: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, NASA, etc.
FEATS
-Is one of the most recognizable cartoon characters in history
-Has saved his hometown of Springfield more than once
-Fought Peter Griffith from Family Guy to a standstill
-Has been to various places around the world, Heaven, outer space and even Hell itself
-Defeated Mario in a rather brief battle
-Won a Grammy and an Academy Award
-Was once Mark Hamill's bodyguard
-Helped fight off a zombie invasion brought upon by Bart Simpson
-Once killed Death itself and became a Grim Reaper for a short time
-During his stay in Hell, ate "all the donuts in the world"
-In Lego Dimensions, teamed up with the likes of Batman, Gandalf, the Ghostbusters and numerous others to save the Lego multiverse
-Reclaimed his family's sailboat painting from the Robot Chicken Nerd
SKILL
-Shown to be an excellent fighter, as evidenced by his fight with Peter Griffin
-Has worked at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for many years
-A good singer?
-An excellent driver...most of the time
-Has taken up many jobs over the years, as he has been an assassin, a mall Santa, a songwriter, a bodyguard, etc.
STRENGTH
-Strangles Bart on a regular basis
-Carries a large boulder with ease
-Used a motorcycle as a sword
-Matched Peter Griffin in battle
Said battle was enough to destroy much of Springfield
-Broke through metal chains with ease...while underwater
-While trying to get Bart's Butterfinger candy bar, jumped and landed so hard that car alarms started going off
-Throw a cinder block hard enough to smash through the hull of a boat
-Killed Death itself by hitting him in the head with a bowling ball
-Dragged a UFO down with body fat alone
-Managed to overpower two of the California Raisins
-Plowed through parodies of the South Park kids without much resistance
SPEED
-Can run at speeds that could rival a Olympic gold medalist
-Can keep up with Bart on many occasions
-Chased a Dominoes Pizza van on all fours...with very little success
-Can move fast enough to leave a blur
Not only did he leave a blur, he also left behind a literal outline
-Was chased by Ned Flanders throughout town-through an imploding building, oncoming traffic, etc.
DURABILITY
-Appears to be nigh-indestructible
-Survived various Couch Gags, including getting stomped on by a giant foot, being stranded in the desert, and even a Robot Chicken sketch
-Survived falling off Springfield Gorge more than once
-Survived multiple heart attacks
-Shrugged off getting electrocuted
-Took hits from Mickey Mouse...I think
-Can somehow withstand radioactive materials
-Took several hits from canonballs
-Survived a fall from the Grand Canyon
-Shrugged off getting crushed by a UFO
-While in Hell, survived getting chopped into multiple pieces
-Survived being slammed repeatedly by a wrecking ball onto a giant fork point and a huge rock
-Has survived and won a robot fighting competition, having acted as a robot with only a thin piece of metal as protection, and survived the onslaughts of other robots which had guns, chainsaws, etc.
-Survived getting his heart ripped out by a Xiaolin monk
Hand-to-hand Combat
-Homer has many years of combat experience
-Was able to hold his own against Peter Griffin
-Was a boxer at one point since he couldn't go down so easily, no matter how many hits he took
The only boxer who could beat him was world heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum, who knocked him out in one punch
Weapons
-Homer has been shown to have experience with various weapons and firearms, including but not limited to:
Hand guns
Shotguns
Machine guns
Crossbows
A shotgun loaded with makeup
Knives
Chainsaw
Axe
Baseball Bat
Bombs
Awards
Alter egos-
Pie Man-
-Homer's superhero persona
-Very appropriately named, as he uses pies as his main weapon
Better speed, agility and skill
Radioactive Homer
-Acquired during his fight with Peter Griffin
-Increases his strength and grants him radioactive abilities
-A collision between him and a radioactive Peter Griffin nearly destroyed Springfield
WEAKNESSES
-Despite his durability, can still feel pain and be subject to mortal injury
-Intelligence seems to be random and inconsistent
The same could be said about his strength
-Is kind of an idiot for the most part
-Is pretty lazy
-Sometimes has a short temper
-Can easily be scared and frightened at times
-Excessive self-indulgence
-Beer and TV
In his own words, "No beer and TV make Homer go crazy"
This battle will take place in both Quahog and Springfield, have no prep time.
Homer walks around Quahog lost and he finds a bar. He goes in and asks for a Duff but he sees there is Pawtucket Ale. He drinks it and pukes it out.
"This is an even worse Duff" Homer says. Peter here's this and confronts Homer but Homer chucks the bottle so hard it breaks the window and breaks the window of Peter's car.
Peter punches Homer and Homer glares.
FIGHT
Peter punches Homer in the face repeatedly and Homer quickly head-butts him sending him out the bar. Homer and Peter have a fist fight and the two fight in the middle of the road. Homer tackles Peter and the two get hit by a bus and it sends them into a wall. Peter gets in a car and drives off and Homer jumps on the roof of the car. Peter drives to the airport and steps on the brakes causing Homer to fly into an airplane. Peter jumps on and the fight on the airplane as it takes off. Homer kicks Peter but he grabs the kick and throws him right into the pilot. Peter and Homer continue to fight as the Plane crashes in the Springfield Gorge. The two step out the plane and they glare at each other.
Homer runs to Peter buts gets uppercuttetd by Peter.
"WooHoo" Peter yells. Homer than round house kicks him.
"Roadhouse". Homer says.
Peter rushes at Homer and punches him down to the ground. Peter punches him repeatedly in the head but Homer kicks him off and pins Peter down. Homer wraps his hands around Peter and begins to strangle him. Peter tries his best to push Homer off but he fails and Peter's face turns blue. Peter punches and slaps Peter but he stops and dies as Homer lets go. Homer gets up and walks home.
KO
Wizkid222: The winner is Homer and here's why. Peter may have the skill and strength advantage but that's pretty much it. Homer is faster, smarter and more durable. Peter may have one in the crossover, but after the fight Homer easily got up like nothing happened in the first place. There was just no way for Peter to end Homer making this winner Homer Simpson.
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