Wizkid222: The paranormal. Some people will believe in this whether or not anybody believes them. But these too are a bit too obsessed with their work. Crocker the fairy hunter. And Dib Membrane Earth's sole Protector. Im Wizkid and I'll be telling you there weapons armor and skills to find out who will win this Debate.
Dib Membrane
Age: 13
Occupation: Student
Affiliation: Skool
Likes: Mysteries, Discovery, Studying/Research, Professor Membrane, Watching ZIM suffer
Feats:
Somehow manages to walk despite how big his head is
Started a large food fight
Found out ZIM had been stealing organs
Managed to sneak into ZIM's house and get a picture of him
Pooped ZIM out of his stomach
Tormented ZIM with water balloons
Fought against Shunck to go see Professor Membrane
Saved him and his entire class from being sent to a room with a moose
Managed to make his way into ZIM's base
Broke into NASA and has apparently done it many times before
Got footage of ZIM and sent it to Mysterious Mystery's and they even made an episode about it
Drove the Mysterious Mystery's man crazy
Managed to defeat a very angry monkey
Dragged ZIM into Dib's own imagination world
Got ZIM captured by halloweenies
Found out the truth behind Chicken Foot
Caused a massive car wreck
Got ZIM squashed by his Mega Doomer
Saved the Earth from Tak alongside ZIM
May have raised the dead
Convinced the president to drill underground instead of destroying the Earth
Stopped ZIM from becoming skool president
Beat ZIM at dodgeball
Gave his sister Gaz the Sense of the Shadow Hog
Took out all of the power in the Earth
Helped Spongebob and other Nicktoon to defeat the glob of doom
After ZIM disappeared he spent years sitting and watching his house knowing he'd return
Searched the universe in search for ZIM
Ditched ZIM in space
Beat Gaz at video games
Defeated ZIM alongside a pants alien
Tricked ZIM into kidnapping Batflaps
Crushed a tiny planet under his foot
Got revenge on ZIM for posting a funny video of him on the internet
Escaped an evil alien base that was holding him hostage
Followed a trail to several "squatches"
Scared ZIM with his Clown Mask
Intelligence-
Extremely intelligent for his age (or any age really)
Actually seems to be the most intelligent being in his universe (this isn't saying much though)
Is well aware that ZIM is an alien despite nobody else being able to figure it out
Built a food launching device in one night
Very strategic with his planning often thinking through his actions
Managed to build himself a water balloon device in 2 days
Has successfully manipulated the morons who surround him
Found out that ZIM was using time travel to slowly kill him
Learned the in's and outs of ZIM's base
Managed to trick ZIM and turn him into baloney
So smart that he seems to be somewhat immune to mind erasing as Tak tried it on him and it failed
Fixed Tak's ship so that it wouldn't reject him any more
Managed to trick ZIM into telling him how to use the lasers on his ship
Has shown multiple times to be smarter than ZIM often correcting and tricking him
However Dib still does make mistakes and will occasionally go into battle with no plan whatsoever
Strength:
Managed to push around a 62 pound hall pass throughout school while looking for ZIM
Kicked a door open
Tossed a muffin hard enough to make ZIM angry
His hair is strong enough to latch onto things and keep him in the air
Tackled and restrained ZIM
Can somehow walk around with his dodgeball machine on
Managed to hold his head up after it was enlarged
Speed:
Can leap far into the sky at high speeds
Extremely agile able to leap and climb objects at high speeds
Managed to run all the way to ZIM's house before GIR's smoke trail disappeared
Very good at dodging objects with flips and leaps
Can run up a flight of steps in seconds
Evaded a large leg crashing near him
Was fast enough to dodge ninja star cookies
Dodged laser fire from ZIM's gnomes
Dodged laser fire from GIR's gun
Outran laser and gun fire
Durability:
Tanked a blast from ZIM's robot suit
Tanked a large burrito hitting him head on
Tanked being mauled by a rabid dog
Survived having his lungs replaced with a bottle that made cow noises
Tanked a small chunk of his spleen being cut off
Survived ZIM zapping his brain with a small beam
Survived having two metal robots fighting inside his head near his brain
Tanked a town sized water balloon filled with water that exploded on him
Tanked being zapped by taser multiple times and was just fine
Tanked a laser right in the head
Survived having his organs taken outside of his body
Got right back up after getting GIR thrown at him
Survived being mauled by a bunch of dogs
- In this he got a chunk of his ear bitten off and simply walked it off
Survived getting a chunk of his head ripped off and eaten and was barely phased
Managed to come back from being turned into baloney
- This is proved by the fact that Dib reminds ZIM of it happening
Survived driving his planet near the sun with his body exposed to it
Tanked getting hit in the face by Mars
Tanked getting beaten up by a monkey
Survived getting his body squished by a giant robot hand
Survived a large hole being made in his head
Survived turning inside out without much care
Survived an explosion that ZIM thought had vaporized him
Tanked getting smashed against houses
Tanked an explosion that leveled his town and managed to walk all the way to ZIM before eventually falling over
- Despite falling over he survived
Tanked the Mega Doomer exploding next to him
Tanked being smashed through a stone wall and got right back up
Got stabbed multiple times in the head by ninja star cookies and didn't even notice
Tanked a beating from large pig monsters
Tanked Gaz shooting him with a large burst of water
Tanked being shot by electricity from Mini Moose
Survived being sent into the sun
After being put into a videogame he...
- Survived falling out of his window
- Survived having zombies rip his limbs off
- Survived a fusion grenade blowing up in his pants
- Survived getting his legs broken
- Apparently survived ten million games and logic defying deaths
- While this all happened in the games he DID feel all of it and had to go to the hospital for it
Survived Gaz tossing him through a wall
Survived "a mess of pain"
Survived a swarm of bees attacking his head
Survived being hit by ZIM's ship and launched into space with no helmet
Tanked a cat to the face with no damage
Survived violent electrocution from eels
Tanked a large amount of sand being crushed on him
Survived the explosion of a very large house
Survived being launched back into earth from space
Sneaking Skills:
Very skilled at sneaking into places without being noticed
Managed to sneak into ZIM's house unnoticed until he took a picture
Was skilled enough to sneak into ZIM's base
Is skilled enough to sneak through many secret bases without anyone noticing
Broke into NASA
Training:
After a short period of training can become extremely muscular
Likely much stronger than normal
Can achieve the transformation fast enough to send his sitting chair flying
Considers this form as "gross" and it'll take a week to get rid of it
Personality:
Dib is separated from the rest of his peers by his intelligence and determination, and he continues to seek out the paranormal despite the considerable ridicule he receives from both peers and family
He considers himself to be the sole defender of Earth against Zim's plans of conquest, and rightly so; he is in fact the only one who knows and cares that Zim is an Irken Invader bent on world destruction
Can be antagonistic, obsessed and desperate at times
However, he eventually realized that any efforts to reveal Zim would be wasted on his oblivious peers, and Dib eventually lost his obsessive, desperate edge, becoming a more humorous and more sympathetic
Dib is very brave and intelligent and has insane will power never giving up on his missions
As Agent Mothman-
Agent Mothman is Dib's secret agent name for The Swollen Eyeball Network. It is unknown how long he has been a part of the network, but all the other operatives seem to know who he is and his reputation for being crazy. Dib seems on better terms, however, with Agent Darkbootie
Weapons/Equipment:
Food Launcher:
Made it himself in one night
Can shoot large meatballs the size of people's heads
Can shoot many of them at once at extreme speeds
By pressing a button can open a keyboard that once typed in will release a large burrito
Device can be taken down with enough abuse
Computer:
Can be attached to a satellite to hear in on conversations far into space
Can be used to plot out the directions of wormholes
After hooking a small object up to it and placing an object inside of it will analyze it
- Can even analyze alien technology
Can shoot out a hacking probe than when connected with an object will allow him to hack into it
- Can even use this against alien technology
Has an Alien Identification Transmitter which allows him to send messages to alien races
Can use it to hack prisons he's trapped in and escape
Can call people on it
Alien Sleep Cuffs:
Guaranteed to render all alien life forms unconscious
He's not sure if they work or not
X-Scope:
- Allows him to see the organs inside of bodies
- Used it to learn of ZIM's anatomy
Microscopic Nano Chip:
Can be controlled by his computer
Can be eaten by Dib to combat against beings inside of him
Could theoretically be eaten by someone else allowing Dib to mess around inside their body
Has boosters in its feet allowing it to fly
Comes equipped with a grappling hook
Can morph into a combat bot
Water Balloon:
Can be tossed at people to get them all wet
Mainly used for creatures weak to water like ZIM
Water Balloon Device:
Created by Dib in a matter of 2 days
After pressing a button will make a water balloon and send it towards his victim
Permission Slip:
When written on will explode in five seconds
Explosion was potent enough to blow up a trash can
Alien Tac:
Stolen from ZIM after he was the victim of it
Once he pokes someone with it will slowly turn them into baloney
The opponent will remain alive but they can be eaten
Mercury:
Can use a pod or Taks ship to make it to Mercury fairly quick
After making it to the butt of Mercury he can pilot the entire planet of Mercury like a ship
Can be used to smash into other planets
Goes at high speeds as it travels through space
Has jet boosters on it to make it even faster
Grappling Hook:
Can be shot at objects to latch onto them and either launch him near it or launch the object near him
Graple:
Allows Dib to climb up large structures
Used it to climb a massive building while eating
Tak's Ship:
After Tak was defeated her ship landed in Dib's backyard and he took it
Fast enough to travel through space at high speeds
Dib can also use this ship to hack things and even show holograms of himself to his foes
- Can hack space ships out of his galaxy range and gain full control of them
-Ship has extendable tentacles that can blast his objects
Tentacles can also be used to latch onto objects and climb them
Can shoot out lasers
- Lasers are strong enough to destroy ZIM's Voot Cruiser in 4 hits
Likely won't explode in the atmosphere
Can hook his computer to the ship
- His computer dislikes Dib and while it will follow all of Dib's orders they won't change their attitude
- His computer allows him to track other ships
After doing a SF-Drive Slingshot around the sun will be sent into the future
Cloaking Device:
When activated will make Dib turn completely invisible to the human eye
He will be revealed if splashed with water
Mech Suit:
Used to defeat ZIM's giant Santa Monster
Can shoot a giant laser from its stomach
Has another laser beam that can be fired from its head
Has a series of large missiles inside the huge tubes on the back
Hand can be shot out like a rocket into space
Water Balloon Launcher 2.0:
Catapults Water Balloon's at his opponents
Allows him to move around more than he can in his original balloon launcher
Zapper:
Can send a large ball of electricity at his foes
Are potent enough to reduce well working technology to a crumbled up mess
Can obliterate goo monsters in one shot
Can destroy metal walls in two shots
Glasses:
When shot at can deflect lasers
Managed to deflect ZIM's mind erasing ray and send it back at him
Dibmobile:
Can use it to ride around quickly without moving his legs
Broom:
Can use the broom to thwack his foes
Anti-Allergy:
Can be used to cure him of his allergies immediately
Also makes him immune to said allergies afterwards
Laser Gun
Rockets
Can hold a machine that carries two rockets that can be sent to blow things up
Weaknesses-
Due to his large head objects can be attached to it and he won't even notice
Can go into a crazy outburst when frustrated or annoyed
Can be restrained by stronger foes
Maybe to determined for his own good
LICE
Denzel Crocker
Full name: Denzel Quincy Crocker
Born: May 13, 1949
Yet somehow 10 years old in 1972
Occupation: Elementary School Teacher
Residence: Crocker's House, Dimmsdale, California
Arch-nemesis of Timmy Turner
Goal: To capture a Fairy
Lives with his mom
Weapons and Gear-
Fairy Armor
Stolen from the Fairy Armory
Rocket Boots
Wandzooka
Star Grenades
Slicing Stars
Lacks any real defensive gear
Only seen in The Jimmy/Timmy Power Hour
Fairy Battle Suit
Also stolen from the Fairy Armory
Battle suit fueled by Fairy Magic
Rocket-powered flight
Homing Stars
Wand Bombs
Also without defensive gear
Only seen in Nicktoons Unite!
Dictator Crocker-
Scepter powered by fairies.
Tons of defense.
Was able to catch a buff cosmo
Was able to take on Timmy with his fairyversary gifts.
Unlimited Magic
Needs a fairy to power the scepter
Only at max power when he has a magic muffin
Dr Crocktopus-
Most of his powers are based around giving F's. One example being his four tentacles giving him to ability to "give four F's at the same time". He also is able to blast magical blue waves of F's, and create F's made of fire. He also has the ability to create "anti-magic" bubbles, which he used to capture and trap The Chin-Hounds, it is impervious to most weaponry.
Feats-
He had stolen Timmy's fairies numerous times, was one of the founders of a league of villains called The L.O.S.E.R.S, which consisted of all of Timmy's enemies, and despite being enemies, he has teamed up with Timmy sometimes to either to stop bigger threats or to save Timmy fairies.
Weaknesses-
Despite being a teacher, he is constantly outsmarted by Timmy turner, which causes him to the fairies he stole to begin with. He's arrogant to a fault, doesn't think things through, and worst of all he's has yet to proof to the world that fairies exist, there are times at where he has failed to do this and times where he was almost close but failed miserably.
Wizkid222: This battle will take place in Dimmesdale. Let the battle begin.
Crocker is in his house building a machine to capture fairies as usual. "I could really use some better technology but never on a teacher's salary" Crocker says as something crashes into his front yard. He looks and sees an alien space craft.
He rushes out but sees a kid there.
"Get away, I know you're here for the goods but they are mine." Crocker says as he puts on his fairy armor.
"Wait you got it all wrong…" Dib says as he dodges a blast from Crocker.
"Oh it's on hunchback" Dib says as he puts on his zapper.
"After I beat you I'll rule the world" Crocker says.
FIGHT
Crocker fires his wandzooka and Dib easily dodges the shots. Dib than fires his Zapper and Crocker jumps out of the way. Crocker then fires his star grenades and Dib barely dodges them but his Zapper gets destroyed. Dib then puts on his Rockets and fires them at Crocker and he is launched into a wall. Dib then runs to Crocker with his Water Balloon Launcher 2.0. He then shoots the water balloon at Crocker but Crocker Flies into the sky and h destroys the Water Balloon Launcher 2.0 with his slicing stars. Dib then takes out his Food Launcher and unleashes a barrage of food at Crocker. Crocker yells and gets hit by them all. Dib then fires the burrito at Croker and it hits him right in the head.
Crocker gets up and grabs his wandzooka. Dib gets in his ship and then uses the tentacles to grab Crocker. He then flies into space and Crocker struggles for freedom. Dib then leaves Crocker on mars and flies off leaving Crocker with no air. Crocker than runs out of air and dies.
KO
Wizkid222: And the winner is Dib and here's why. Dib has the advantage in every single category except Strength. Dib is also more level headed and with no prep time Crocker is put at a disadvantage. And so is Dib but Crocker has no way to take him out which makes this Debate's winner Dib Membrane
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