Wizkid222: These two kids are nerds and socially awkward. Also they have horrible fathers. Such as Chris Grffin from Family Guy and Steve Smith from American Dad. I'm Wiz and I'll be telling you their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win this Debate.
Chris Griffin
Christopher Cross Griffin
Age: 16
When Chris grew older, it was shown that he began to exhibit stupidity, dim-wittedness, and even retarded traits. Concerned, his parents had him tested to see if he had any mental illnesses, but all the tests showed that he did not have any known mental disorders, meaning that his dumb behavior is simply done out of his own stupidity.
Feats-
Beat up Peter
Beat up Quagmire
Beat up a cafeteria full of kids with Meg
Almost got Stewie killed
Bullied Stewie
Can sometimes understand Stewie
Strength-
Can restrain Meg
Strong enough to injure Peter and Quagmire
Skill-
Can spit a green blinding goo in people's eyes
Can fight a large number of people at once
Weapons-
Anything he can find
Baseball Bat
Pistol
Shoutgun
Durability-
Can take hits from Meg
Tanked a vase being smashed over his head
Toonforce durability
Has Meg's back ( Literally)
Weaknesses-
Retarded
Slow
Doesn't like to be touched
Cocky
Arrogant
Doesn't take bad news well
Steve Smith
Full Name: Steve Anita Smith
Age: 14
Occupation: Student
Feats-
-Along with his family defeated Santa's army
-Easily learned to pilot a plane
- Became a super hero
-Almost became famous
-Became a witch
-Outsmarted Stan and Roger
-Broke into the NSA with Stan
-Helped Stan find a hacker
-Defeated Simon
-Almost killed Santa
-when Steve is in the museum and sees the blood-scrawled message on the ground saying "In the Elf Condom" he was immediately able to figure it out as an anagram for "Find the Monocle."
-Wrote a bestselling novel
-Steve inadvertently killed a hare that was racing a tortoise
-Steve disguised himself as an elderly woman in order to avoid being beaten up by his father
-Lived in the woods for a year where he adopted 2 dear
-Almost knocked out monster raccoon
-Joined a drug gang with Klaus
-Dropped a buffalo on a girl
-Gave a girl a huge leg
-Got Lisa silver bullied
-Joined a female roller derby team
-Befriended Krampus
-Mad fake ID's
-Got Halely out of jail
-Dissed his mom
-Said F* you to his mom
-Managed to save Snot while his lower half was paralyzed
-Beat up kids at a church easter egg hunt
-Made Stan lose his faith
-Booby trapped his room and defeated Stan only using his toys and a water gun
-Has enough ex girlfriends to rival Bart Simpson
Skills-
-Knows how to use guns
-Great swimmer
-Knows Elvish
-CIA spy skills
-Understands gun maintenance
-Very well trained with guns
-Detective level skills
-May know Swordsmanship
-Observation skills
-Excellent bowler
-Master planner
-Excellent Singer
-Can talk to dolphins and call them if he needs help
-Knows Tai Chi
Strength-
-At times can be really weak
-At his best he can easily flip Roger
-Slapped Stan twice
-Easily knocked out a kid on a scooter with a single punch
-Knocked out a guard in one hit
Easily took out two guards
Speed-
-Outran an angry mob
-Outruns bullies on a daily basis and escapes unharmed
Jumped from a moving car….twice….don't tell Francine
Durability-
-Got scratched up by Simon
-Took a beating for Snot and didn't really care
-Got beat up by Snot and was barely injured
-Fell 2 floors to get a sample of DNA and didn't really care
- folded into a pretzel by a gorilla
-Got punched to a locker by Stelio kontos
-Got his arm bit by a monster Raccoon
-Got his arm bit off and didn't really care
-Survived getting bullied by his father
-Got mauled by a dog
-got beat up by Principal Lewis
-Got beat up by 3 teachers
-Survived getting possessed by Nemo
-Tanked getting shot in the arm
Intelligence-
-Outsmarted Stan and Roger (And Stan can make person give him any info he needs)
-Helped solve one of Stan's cases
-Almost always gets A's
-Took over the school once he became president
Weapons-
Guitar-
Water Gun-
Guns- Mainly assault rifles
Costumes-
Masked Hero-
-Brave
-Knocked out a kid in a punch
-Saved a baby, dog and bird
-Rode down a hill on a scooter, got in a car and stopped it from getting blown up
-nothing really special other than making him feel brave
Witch Form-
-Spell that can give people warts
-Spell that can cure all cancer
-Can summon butterflies
-Telekinesis
-Levitation
-Can understand Toshi
-If gets angry he will use blood magic
-Does not actually need the spell book to use spells
Blood Magic-
-Mind Control
-Can shoot blasts from his hands that knocked out 2 guards
-Shot a beam from his hand that blew up someone's head
-Can turn people into frogs, then their head blows up
-Shot a blast strong enough to rival Barry, Snot, and Toshi's.
-Killed Barry
- Undo Spell- Everything will be restored to before he used his magic
Weaknesses-
-Cats hate him
-Is not a killer. (But will kill if he must)
-Beat up Roger, Stan and killed Barry but still gets beat up by bullies, Lewis, and Stan on occasions
-If he uses blood magic and reverses it after killing someone they will come back to life
This battle will take place in Langley Falls….Let the battle begin
Gumball is still running away from Chris when he bumps into Steve causing him to drop his drink on Lisa Silver. Lisa was just about to agree t go on a date with him but now she leaves angry. Steve picks Gumball up from the collar and throws him in the trash. Chris then approaches him and sees the kitty hurt. Chris then pushes Steve. Steve then pushes Chris.
"I don't like being touched" Chris says angry.
FIGHT
Chris punches Steve twice in the face. Chris then lifts Steve up and throws him into a wall. Chris runs to Steve but Steve lifts Chris up over his head and tosses him to the ground. Chris gets up and sees Steve run away. Chris runs after him. Steve quickly runs into his house and goes to his dad's office. Steve see's a machine gun and pistol on the whole and smiles but gets tackled by Chris. Chris repeatedly punches Steve in the face and keeps him down. Chris grabs the machine gun and aims it at Steve's head.
Steve then kicks Chris in the crotch and Chris falls to his knees. Steve then grabs the pistol and points it at Chris. Chris slaps him with the gun and shoots Steve. Steve falls to the ground with a bullet in his chest. Chris smiles and walks away. Steve then groans and Chris sees him. Chris shoots again but Steve shoots Chris in the chest and Chris falls down. Steve then puts the gun to his head and blows Chris' brain's out.
KO
Wizkid222: And the winner is Steve Smith and here's why. Chris may have the advantage in strength but that's pretty much it. Steve beats Chris in every category. And Steve didn't even have to use his Witch, Blood Magic or Super hero form. Chris has no has no real way to permentatly end Steve due to his great durability. Making this debate's winner Steven Anita Smith.
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