Redhood123's cartoon comedy
Episode 1
Redhood123: Welcome viewers to my world of cartoon comedy in this series of crazy sketches I will telling you about the silly life of animated characters from around the world and back to you but first here's today's news.
Redhood123: Min Min from Arms joins Smash Bros today at the first fighter of the fighter's pass vol 2 and in addition to that spirits don't deconfirm characters Geno my boy I know you're coming anyways onto our first sketch watch what happens when Natterjack tries to help out King Pong give his nephew a bath.
Sketch 1
( Prince Pong's bath )
( King Pong was filling up the bathtub to give his nephew Prince Pong a bath )
King Pong: There we go well Prince Pong look's like you're bath is ready time to hop in.
Prince Pong: ( Babbles excitedly )
Natterjack: Hey King Pong what are you doing?
King Pong: Oh hi Natterjack I was just about to give my nephew Prince Pong here a bath.
Natterjack: Oh are you? Well that's nice hi Prince Pong.
Prince Pong: ( Babbles )
King Pong: Isn't he cute?
Natterjack: Yeah he sure his say have you got everything you need to give him a bath?
King Pong: Well lets see here I got the water I got soap I got bubbles I got just about everything.
( Natterjack looked into the tub and noticed something was missing )
Natterjack: ( Gasps ) King Pong you're not gonna put the baby in a tub like that.
King Pong: Why what's wrong is there something missing?
Natterjack: Well don't you realize there's nothing for him to play with? You can't give Prince Pong a bath without anything to play with I'll be right back.
( Natterjack went off the find something for Prince Pong to play with in the bath )
King Pong: Oh I'm sorry Prince Pong did you want a little something to play with while you were in the bath?
Prince Pong: ( Babbles sadly )
King Pong: Its okay Natterjack will find something for you all right?
( Natterjack came back with a box full of bath toys )
Natterjack: Okay here we go now Prince Pong here I have a bunch of bath toys for you now you can't have a bath without a rubber duck right rubber duck? ( squeaks duck ) Right.
( Natterjack put the rubber duck into the bath )
King Pong: Okay rubber duck that's good.
Natterjack: And here's a sailboat for the rubber duck to play with.
King Pong: Okay that should be enough I think.
Natterjack: And here's another sailboat so you can have a race.
Prince Pong: ( Babbles excitedly )
King Pong: Okay that should be.
Natterjack: How about a shark as well?
Prince Pong: ( Gasps )
King Pong: Its okay its okay its just a pretend shark.
Natterjack: And this as well I don't know what it is but you can have it in you're bath as well.
( Natterjack placed the lifesaver into the bath while King Pong was getting annoyed )
King Pong: ( Groans in frustration )
Natterjack: And here is a beachball.
Prince Pong: Oh bouncy bouncy bouncy
King Pong: Okay that shou-
Natterjack: Hey Prince Pong do you like swans? Here's a swan.
King Pong: Natterjack.
Natterjack: And here's a baby swan.
King Pong: Natterjack.
Natterjack: Into the water baby swan.
King Pong: ( Angry ) NATTERJACK.
Natterjack: What?
King Pong: That should just about do it I can not give Prince Pong a bath with all those toys in their.
Natterjack: You can't?
King Pong: No of course I can't.
Natterjack: Hmm well don't worry I will take care of this problem.
King Pong: Natterjack uh hey what are you doing?
Prince Pong: ( Babbles in confusion )
( Natterjack had gotten into the bath )
Natterjack: Well you said you couldn't bathe the baby and I didn't want to waste the water right rubber duck? ( Squeaks duck )
( King Pong facepalmed in anger )
Redhood123: Oh that Natterjack he thinks he solves the problem when he only makes it worst now speaking of Min Min she seems to have a huge crush on Kerwhizz's favourite musical cat Kat Kool what happens when she dreams of well I can't say cause this is a T rated fanfic well have a look.
Sketch 2
( Min Min's dream )
( Min Min was looking at a picture of Kat Kool from Kerwhizz on her wall )
Min Min: ( Sighs ) Kat Kool you're my hero my hero I wish I could get married to him some day hmm I wonder what will happen if I imagined?
( A fantasy sequence began with Min Min marrying Kat Kool and living together )
Min Min: Kat Kool my dear I can't believe we are actually married now.
Kat Kool: Me neither say I know what we can do now that were married.
( Kat Kool whispered his idea into Min Min's ear )
Min Min: Oh that's right I forgot the best part.
( Min Min and Kat Kool began making out together the scene cuts back to Min Min in reality flicking her tongue in the air when Ninjara came in )
Ninjara: Min Min.
Min Min: ( Screams )
Ninjara: What the hell are you doing?
Min Min: Uhh Ninjara its not what it looks like I swear.
Ninjara: Well it sure looks like it to me.
Min Min: Umm I gotta go I'm late for the Smash party see ya.
( Min Min left the house while Ninjara looked at the couch and saw something on it )
Ninjara: ( Exclaims in disgust )
Redhood123: Well that goes to proof never have a dream like that or you're friends get suspicious now onto Burping Herbert as Beary the bear plays a guess what happens next game him.
Sketch 3
( Herbert and Beary play guess what happens next )
Beary: Okay Herbert are you ready to play guess what happens next?
Herbert: Yeah yeah yeah come on lets play already.
Beary: Okay first one now here I have picture of someone walking but if you look here there is a banana peel what do you think is gonna happen next?
Herbert: Hmm I think the person is not gonna see where he is going and he will slip on the banana peel.
Beary: You're right Herbert well done.
Herbert: Ha ha I did it can we do another one please?
Beary: Sure we can now here is a picture of a car driving along the road but if you look carefully there is a spike in the road what is gonna happen next?
Herbert: I think the car is gonna run over the spike and the spike will cause the wheel to pop.
Beary: Well done again Herbert.
Herbert: Ha ha this is too easy please can we do one more?
Beary: Okay one more now here is a picture of man about to sit down on a bench but if you look closely there are only legs for the bench what is gonna happen next?
Herbert: I think I think a man is gonna come out and do a dragon kick and hit you in the face.
( Beary looked confused )
Beary: Herbert what makes you think that man is gonna come and do a dragon kick and hit me in the face just by looking at this picture?
Herbert: Well because I wasn't looking at the picture Beary.
Beary: Then where were you looking at?
Herbert: Him bye bye.
Beary: What on earth is he talking ab-
( Terry Bogard came out of nowhere and hit Beary with a dragon kick in the face )
Terry: Sorry are you okay?
Redhood123: Friends can sure make the tables turn right? Anyways its onto our final sketch and afterwards our song of the day if you're kid who used to tell you're parents what time is it at night then you haven't seen what happens when Racoony tells Beavery that question.
Final sketch
( Racoony asks what time is it? )
( Racoony and Beavery were in bed together but Racoony what still up )
Racoony: Beavery? Hey Beavery are you asleep?
Beavery: No Racoony I'm awake now what do you want?
Racoony: What time is it?
Beavery: Racoony did you wake me up just to ask what time is it? It's the middle of the night for pete's sake now go back to sleep.
Racoony: I know it's the middle of the night Beavery but I'm just wondering is it the middle of the night just before its time to get up or is it the middle of the night just after we went to bed?
Beavery: Racoony I do not know why don't you look at the clock the clock will tell you what time it is.
( Racoony looked at the clock on his bedside but it was too dark to see it )
Racoony: Um Beavery its too dark to see the clock.
Beavery: Then turn on the light if you turn on the light you can see the clock and it will tell you what time it is.
Racoony: But Beavery the light switch is all the way across the room its too dark to find the light switch.
Beavery: Ugh Racoony why don't you just go to sleep a look at the clock in the morning when the sun is up.
( Racoony went to sleep but he got an idea he opened the window and sang off key opera at the top of his lungs )
Racoony: ( Sings off key loudly ) O SOLE MIO O SOLE YOU O
Kevin Quizzin: ( Angry ) HEY KNOCK OFF THE NOISE RACOONY WILL YOU CUT IT WILL YA?
Lumpy: I don't know Kevin its sound like Racoony again.
Penelope Pussycat: ( Angry ) CUT IT OUT WILL YA?
Ribbon Girl: Be quiet down there come on.
Dan Blam: I don't know Penelope I ( Furious ) HEY ITS THREE O CLOCK IN THE MORNING.
Geno: ( Angry ) WILL YOU BE QUIET YOU LITTLE FU-
( Racoony closed the window before Geno could finish his sentence )
Racoony: Its three o clock in the morning Beavery.
( Beavery groaned and buried his head in his pillow )
Racoony: Good night Beavery.
Redhood123: The moral of this story folks is do not piss you neighbours off in the middle of the night now before we go its time for our song of the day our very first one to be precise watch as RoboCop walks into a bus classroom when he brings to big guns to play Eric Prydz Proper education.
( A group of students in a classroom were doing work when RoboCop came in with a boombox the students looked at him confused he pressed the play button and the song began playing )
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN THE CLASSROOM
TEACHER LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
HEY TEACHER LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
ALL IN ALL ITS JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
( The students started dancing with RoboCop )
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN THE CLASSROOM
TEACHER LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
HEY TEACHER LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
ALL IN ALL ITS JUST ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
( ALL IN ALL YOU'RE JUST ) ANOTHER BRICK IN THE WALL
( RoboCop and the students moved around slowly to the beat before it started to pace back up again )
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL
NO DARK SARCASM IN THE CLASSROOM
TEACHER LEAVE THEM KIDS ALONE
WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION
( The teacher came back in and somehow the kids were back in their seats and RoboCop was gone )
Redhood123: What an amazing banger if I do say so my self well that's it for today viewers join in next time for cartoon comedy see you all next time.
( Redhood123 waved goodbye to the audience )
The end