Redhood123's cartoon comedy Episode 2
Redhood123: Welcome fans to another episode of cartoon comedy events were unhanged lunatics appear in devious sketches now before we start here's the question of the day what is the best meme of all time? Diamondpickle994 if you're reading this tell me and as always tell me you're favourite part of this story anyways onto our first sketch of the day last time we saw Beavery and Racoony in bed with the former asking what time is it? This time see what happens when there is a blackout.
Sketch 1
( The blackout )
( Racoony noticed that is was darker than usual in their bedroom )
Racoony: Beavery wake up Beavery its dark.
Beavery: I know that Racoony that's because its night time.
Racoony: No I mean its really dark Beavery its darker than usual look out the window Beavery.
Beavery: ( Sighs ) Let me see.
( Beavery looked out the window and saw that Racoony was right )
Beavery: Hey you're right Racoony huh do you know what I think it is? A blackout its when the electricity company has a breakdown and the power goes out but there probably trying to fix it so just go back to sleep.
Racoony: Okay then Beavery gee it sure is dark ( beat ) Hey Beavery since its dark why don't we watch TV?
Beavery: Racoony we can't watch TV because the TV needs electricity and we don't have any because of the blackout.
Racoony: Well then how about we listen to the radio?
Beavery: You can't listen to the radio because a radio needs electricity as well now please go to sleep ( groans )
Racoony: Okay Beavery.
( Racoony went to sleep but woke up again )
Racoony: Hey Beavery how about we listen to a record?
Beavery: Racoony you can't listen to a record because a record player needs electricity just like the radio and the TV now please go to sleep.
Racoony: ( Sighs ) Okay.
( Racoony went to sleep again but then he woke up yet again )
Racoony: I know what I will do I will phone someone and tell them were having a blackout.
Beavery: Racoony you can't pho- Oh never mind just do what you want to do.
( Racoony telephoned someone but the person he was calling was angry )
Willie Wumpa Cheeks: ( Angry ) What's the idea of calling me in the middle of the night? Hey who is this anyway because if I find out I will punch you in the groin so hard that you won't be able to sleep for a week speak up who is this?
Racoony: Umm its Beavery.
( Beavery collapsed back head first in bed )
Redhood123: Racoony sure can be mischievous sometimes can't he now moving on have you ever did the developer time trials in CTR? Well what happens when Ryuji from Persona 5 tries to be them? Lets find out.
Sketch 2
( Ryuji's developer time trial rage )
( Ryuji was playing CTR Nitro Fuelled )
Joker: Hey Ryuji you're still playing this?
Ryuji: Yeah I'm doing the developer time trials now they say it's the hardest challenge in the game.
Joker: Well how many have you done?
Ryuji: 7 So far there's 40 tracks in the game and I must do them all.
Joker: Well good luck.
( Ryuji spent hours doing all the developer time trials when he had only 2 left Turbo Track and Deep Sea Driving )
Ryuji: All right only 2 left they say their the hardest ones in the game lets do it.
( Ryuji did Turbo Track first he spent hours trying to beat William P but he kept losing blue fire and raging )
Ryuji: Shoot damn it bastard crap damn arghhhh screw you fudge.
( Ryuji did managed to beat the developer ghost on Turbo Track after like 100 attempts )
Ryuji: Yes I did it screw you William P only 1 left.
( Deep Sea Driving proofed to be a much harder challenge than Turbo Track )
Ryuji: ( Random scrambled gibberish ) Screw this challenge.
( Ryuji raged on Deep Sea Driving for ages until he finally beat it )
Ryuji: Yes I did it finally in you're face Beenox okay what my reward for beating all the developer time trials?
( The reward was a set of wheels called master Ryuji was not impressed )
Ryuji: ( Throws controller on ground ) That's it just a pair of stupid wheels? I'm done I'm done I don't care anymore screw this game.
( Ryuji stormed off after seeing his not well deserved reward )
Redhood123: Whether you like the master wheels or not and you think its worth doing the developer time trails is up to you next one please Dan Blam tries to do a spot of decorating by himself for Violet the Gisele.
Sketch 3
( Dan Blam's wallpaper fail )
( Dan Blam was reading a newspaper on a bench when Violet came up to him )
Violet: Say Dan Blam can you do me favour?
Dan: What's that?
Violet: Could you do my wallpapering for me please? I have to go to the zoo to look after my sisters children.
Dan: Uh sure I never did decorating before anyway I'll go there right now.
Violet: Good I'll be back in 2 hours.
( Soon afterwards Dan arrived to do Violet's wallpapering )
Dan: Right then lets get this over with.
( Dan took out a bucket of paste and the wallpaper itself )
Dan: Okay first of all I must roll out the paper like this.
( The paper rolled back up again )
Dan: Oh um all right now to paste it.
( Dan began pasting the wallpaper but the brush rolled the paper along the table )
Dan: That's not right lets try it like this woah.
( Dan got his face stuck to the wallpaper )
Dan: ( Mumbling and rips paper off face ) Let's try that again.
( A while later Dan managed to get it right but when he walked up the ladder the paper ripped the ladder wobbled when he got to the top )
Dan: Woah oh well that should do it I think.
( Dan went down the ladder but he got his foot stuck in the bucket )
Dan: Oh no my foot is stuck get off my foot you stupid bucket.
( Dan shook his foot violently and the bucket flew into the air and landed on his head )
Dan: Uh oh ( bucket lands on head ) Eww its all over me.
Violet: Dan are you finished oh Dan.
( Violet saw the mess that Dan Blam made )
Dan: Um its all right I think I'm getting the hang of it.
Violet: Yes I see tell you what Dan why don't we do it together?
Dan: ( Pulls bucket off head ) Yeah you're right Violet lets do the job together.
( A montage of Dan and Violet decorating the room was shown in about half an hour they were done )
Dan: Phew thank's Violet you were right I should've waited until you got back to help me.
Violet: Its okay Dan Blam you didn't need to do it anyway.
Dan: Well I just wanted a job that's all anyways see ya.
( Dan Blam left the building )
Redhood123: So the moral is if you can't do it yourself get you're friends to help out now onto our final sketch before our song of the day as you probably know Morgana from Persona 5 has a secret crush on Ann Takamaki but what if he had another secret crush? Lets have a look.
Final sketch
( Morgana X Yaya Panda )
( Morgana was walking down a street when he bumped into a familiar panda )
Morgana: Oh sorry I didn't see you there hey are you that panda from that Skatoony show I went on?
Yaya: Well yes I am I'm Yaya Panda what's your's?
Morgana: Mo- Morgana.
Yaya: I know you too we were on that show together and we both got eliminated in the second round right?
Morgana: Y- Yes that's right.
Yaya: Is something wrong?
Morgana: N- No nothing's wrong I'm fine.
Yaya: Yes there is something wrong with you you're acting strange.
Morgana: I'm not acting stra- Okay yes I am the reason is I think you're beautiful.
Yaya: Oh why thank you little cat.
Morgana: I am not a cat.
Yaya: You're not a cat? Oh sorry say do you want to hang out at my house?
Morgana: Of course.
( Morgana and Yaya held hands and walked to Yaya's house )
Yaya: Here we are.
Morgana: Wow this place is amazing.
Yaya: It sure is I made it myself say do you like ramen?
Morgana: Ramen? Yeah mostly prefer sushi but I like ramen too.
Yaya: Well I'm cooking some right now it should be ready in 5 minutes.
( In 5 minutes the ramen was ready Yaya and Morgana sat at the table to eat Morgana took his bite out of the ramen )
Yaya: So what do you think?
Morgana: Its its ( overjoyed ) AMAZING ( eats the rest of the ramen )
Yaya: Wow you must have some appetite.
Morgana: Well not really that was just my reaction after you finished your's do you want to sit on the couch?
Yaya: Sure.
( Yaya finished her ramen and she and Morgana sat down on the couch together )
Yaya: So what do you want to talk about?
Morgana: Well one thing to be precise I hope you don't get angry when I say this but ( beat ) I'm in love with you.
Yaya: ( Surprised ) What really?
Morgana: Yes you see one of my friends is the this lady named Ann that I'm in love with however I rarely ever get any quiet time with her thanks to her friends but when I see you and their's no one else here but the two of us I see that you are the true one for me not lady Ann.
Yaya: Well I don't know what to say but why do you love me?
Morgana: Because I think you're cute with you're flower in you're head you're soft fur you're dress you're hair especially its smells like strawberries.
Yaya: ( Blushes ) Aww that's the sweetest thing that anyone has ever said to me oh come here.
( Yaya kissed Morgana on both cheeks Morgana blushed a deep shade of red and started twitching )
Yaya: Umm are you okay Morgana?
Morgana: MEOOOOOOOW.
( Morgana bounced across the room like crazy meowing like a cat and landing of the couch again )
Yaya: Uh I though you said you weren't a cat?
Morgana: Oh sorry I just do that when I'm excited but still oh my gosh I just got kissed for the first time Ann never did that to me before.
Yaya: You never got kissed before?
Morgana: No I haven't but once you did I made my heart fly to the moon and back say is this where we have our actual first kiss?
Yaya: ( Smiles ) Yes come here.
( Morgana and Yaya held hands and kissed for 1 minute and stopped )
Morgana: I love you Yaya.
Yaya: And I love you too Morgana from now on I will now call you my boyfriend.
Morgana: Thanks Yaya I have to get home now but I promise to come and see you again someday.
Yaya: All right then goodbye for now.
( Morgana jumped off the couch and walked out the door and waved goodbye to Yaya )
Redhood123: Hopefully one day Morgana does not reveal his secret crush to Ann Takamaki now onto our song of the day and then its lights out today the Kerwhizz hosts Natterjack Burping Herbert King Pong and Kat Kool perform in their Boys for all seasons band and sing She changes like the weather by Nic Armstrong you may have heard it in the game Destroy all humans 2 which speaking off the remake of the first game is coming out later this month.
( The Kerwhizz hosts were ready to perform Natterjack had a electric guitar Burping Herbert had drums King Pong had a guitar and Kat Kool had a mic )
Kat Kool: Okay guys are we ready?
King Pong: Yep were ready.
Natterjack: Sure are.
Herbert: Uh huh.
Kat Kool: All right the hit it.
( The Kerwhizz hosts started playing )
SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY
SHE MAKES YOUR CLOUDS EVAPORATE
THE CONDENSATION REALLY PAYS
WHEN SHE MAKES YOU FEEL THIS WAY
LIKE THE BLUE SKY UP ABOVE
SHE CLEARS YOUR MIND WITH HER LOVE
EVEN YOUR SHADOW GETS CAUGHT UP
SO WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO GO
EVERY PLACE I GO IT'S WROTE IN STONE
AND THERE'S TWO SIDES TO EVERY STORY
SO I FORGET THAT A SUNNY DAY
IS ENDED WHEN THE SUN STARTS FALLING
OR EVEN WHEN STORM CLOUDS START FORMING
SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY
ALMOST SURPRISED IT'S NOT BEEN CLAIMED
SAY YOUR PRAYERS GO OUT TO PLAY
THAT THERE'S NO CHANCE SHE MIGHT CHANGE
EVERY RACE I RUN I KEPT TO THE POST
BUT THEN THAT'S ANOTHER STORY
SO I FORGET THAT A SUNNY DAY
IS ENDED WHEN THE SUN STARTS FALLING
OR EVEN WHEN STORM CLOUDS START FORMING
SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY
ENDED WHEN THE SUN STARTS FALLING
SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY
ENDED WHEN STORM CLOUDS START FORMING
SHE'S SUCH A LOVELY SUNNY DAY
ENDED WHEN THE SUN STARTS FALLING
( The song ended )
Herbert: Wow guys that was really cold I mean cool.
Redhood123: Well Herbert you're right that was cool well that's all for now folks tune in next time for more cartoon comedy with me Redhood123 goodbye.
( Redhood123 waved goodbye to the audience )
The end
