Redhood123: Greetings everyone welcome to another exciting episode of Cartoon comedy before we get started I would like to give out today's sponsor on my account I have a voting poll talking about Super Smash Bros Ultimate whether or not Geno is going to be challenger pack seven I have a feeling he might be because he is from Super Mario RPG Legend of the seven stars and since challenger pack seven is next I think he might be the next DLC character so for anyone reading this please got their and vote thank you now onto our first sketch Arthur Morgan is taking his son Jack out to get a stamp of approval when Jack wants to go on a ride please take a look.
Sketch 1
Arthur Morgan and the broken ride
( Arthur is shown with his son Jack getting a stamp of approval )
Arthur: Now then Jack we came here so I can get a stamp for the post office all right? Now I don't want you fooling around.
Jack: Hey uncle Arthur look at that ride can I go on it?
Arthur: Yeah sure why not here's the money.
Jack: Thank you.
( Jack placed the money in the coin slot and got on the ride )
Arthur: Hi I would like to get a stamp please.
Manager: Sure sir what's you're name?
Arthur: Arthur Morgan my Spanish name is El Mucho cowboy.
Jack: This thing doesn't work uncle.
Arthur: What?
Jack: This ride does not work.
Arthur: What do you want me to do about it?
Jack: Fix it.
Arthur: Hold on a sec I'll be right back.
( Arthur climbed onto the ride and sat down in it )
Arthur: Oh goddamn damn things broke.
Jack: I put in fifty cents.
Arthur: Come on its not working.
( Suddenly the ride jumped through the window of the building in front of it and Arthur went flying through the window onto the floor )
Arthur: Oh ow ah god.
Jack: Are you okay uncle?
Arthur: Am I okay? Look what happened why did you tell me to get on there?
Jack: Because I wanted you to fix it.
Arthur: Well its fixed now lets just get out of here.
( Arthur and Jack walked away from the destruction before anything else could happen )
Redhood123: Well Diamondpickle994 I guess that would be you're favourite part I'm guessing moving on now you know there has not been a new update for CTR nitro fuelled for a while now?
Well I wonder what the characters that have been requested to be in the game think of this?
Sketch 2
Where is the next update for CTR?
( Willie Wumpa Cheeks is shown walking up and down )
Willie: I don't believe that guy who datamines CTR found me a year ago but I am still not in the game did those stupid heads at Beenox forget about me?
Ripto: You can say that again my voice actor is credited in the game and I was datamined just like you and I'm not in the game either.
Sorceress: Me as well my voice actor voices three characters in the game and me along with you two are still not there they really must have forgotten us.
Madame Amberly: Oh you are not the only ones us guys too I was in portrait in Nina's nightmare and people thought I was gonna be in too but I'm not.
Victor: Me and my brother Moritz were in that same portrait as well.
Moritz: And were like one of the most requested characters for the game and they ignored us all together.
Farmer Ernest: I don't get it just because my role in Twinsanity was small people still want to see me but they didn't listen.
Rusty Walrus: I just wanted yummy fresh meat for my pot and I was referenced twice in Megamix mania twice I tell you.
Viscount: Come on Beenox just because the only game I was in was terrible that doesn't stop me wanting to be in the game as well.
Willie: Well It looks like that's all the characters people still want to see I'm sure I'm not forgetting som-
( Evil Crash appeared and snarled at the Evil Twins )
Victor: ( Screams ) Wait is that the guy who ate us then how are we still alive?
Moritz: Not canon remember not canon.
Victor: Oh yeah I forgot.
Willie: Okay now that should be it right?
Mr Crumb: Uh uh uh you forgot about me as well to be fair I am kind of happy I gonna be I that mobile game but they still want me in Nitro Fuelled I originally came from a Tiger electronics game and I ended up having a cult following.
Willie: Well creepy head I know how you feel everyone to Activision but not you guys.
( Evil Coco Land Shark and Gurin Penguin are seen sitting in the corner )
Evil Coco: Come on all they have to do is give me a more kid friendly design it's not there fault for giving me these fishnet stocking.
( The mob marched out of the building to Activision )
Man 1: Torches get you're torches here.
( The mob grabbed the torches )
Man 2: Pitchforks get you're pitchforks.
( The mob grabbed pitchforks )
Man 3: Cotton candy lovely cotton candy here for sale.
( The mob skipped over the cotton candy stand and arrived at Activision Willie knocked on the door angrily )
Employee: Yes can I help you guys?
Willie: Where is the next update?
Employee: What update?
Ripto: The update for CTR.
Employee: Guys I told you we are slowing down the production of that game to work on Crash 4 its about time.
Sorceress: Yes but even when that game comes out people are still gonna want a new update for CTR.
Employee: Look everyone calm down there might be a new update before the game comes out all right? We don't know what's next for CTR Beenox is helping Toys for bob on Crash 4 and when that game goes gold they might release one last update okay?
Madame Amberly: He's lying there's not going to be another update everyone back to the shelter if another update does not happen were going to destroy this building.
Victor: Yeah what a buzzkill.
Moritz: I know its ridiculous.
( Meanwhile the tree rejected characters were still sitting in the corner )
Evil Coco: I know there is a skin that looks like me but I just want to playable character.
Redhood123: Beenox if you're reading this please give us one last update before Crash 4 comes out anyways I thought that there will only be three sketches today because of the length on the one you just saw so next is our last one for today watch as how a generic man walks into a bathroom to take a dump when a cleaner walks into the stall and cleans I know that sounds weird but I couldn't think of any ideas so here you go.
Final Sketch
Cleaner cleans stall with man in it
( A man is seen going to a public bathroom and goes into one of the stalls to take a poop when a cleaner walks in )
Cleaner: Don't worry I'm not looking I'm here to clean stall.
( The cleaner cleaned to stall the man was in and left )
Redhood123: Yeah I know that kind of sucked but I just threw that in there for fun now then its time for our song of the day today is the one year anniversary of Regard's Ride it to celebrate here is Jax Briggs singing it.
( Jax is shown walking in a neon room with Regard's Ride it playing in the background and he started singing it )
JUST LOSE CONTROL
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
RIDE IT TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
RIDE IT FROM HEAD TO TOE
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
IT'S BEEN A MONTH AND TWENTY DAYS
AND WE'RE GOING ROUND AND ROUND PLAYING SILLY GAMES
NOW YOU'RE SAYING SLOW IT DOWN NOT RIGHT NOW
THEN YOU WINK AT ME AND WALK AWAY
LET IT BE LET IT BE LET IT BE KNOWN
HOLD ON DON'T GO
TOUCHING AND TEASING ME TELLING ME NO
BUT THIS TIME I NEED TO FEEL YOU
RIDE IT WE'RE ALL ALONE
RIDE IT JUST LOSE CONTROL
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
RIDE IT TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
RIDE IT FROM HEAD TO TOE
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
MOVIDA WAS THE CLUB ON THE SATURDAY
YOU'RE ACTIN LIKE A DIVA SAYIN YOU DON'T WANNA PAY
IT'S GONNA BE YA FEISTY STYLE RAISED EYEBROW
I LOVE IT WHEN YOU LOOK AT ME THAT WAY
NOW WE'RE IN YOU ORDER A MOJITO AT THE BAR
RE-APPLY YOUR LIPPY CAUSE IT CAME OFF ON THE GLASS
THE DJ PLAYS YOUR FAVORITE SONG KANYE'S ON
NOW YA BECKONING FOR ME TO DANCE
MM PULLIN ME PULLIN ME PULLIN ME CLOSE
JUST CLOSE YOUR EYES GIRL
WHISPERING TELLIN ME WE GOTTA GO
WON'T YOU TAKE ME HOME? I WANNA
RIDE IT WE'RE ALL ALONE
RIDE IT JUST LOSE CONTROL
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
RIDE IT TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
RIDE IT FROM HEAD TO TOE
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
RIDE IT WE'RE ALL ALONE
RIDE IT JUST LOSE CONTROL
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
RIDE IT TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
RIDE IT FROM HEAD TO TOE
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
WON'T YOU TAKE ME HOME? I WANNA
RIDE IT WE'RE ALL ALONE
RIDE IT JUST LOSE CONTROL
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
RIDE IT TURN THE LIGHTS DOWN LOW
RIDE IT FROM HEAD TO TOE
RIDE IT RIDE IT COME TOUCH MY SOUL
RIDE IT RIDE IT LET ME FEEL YOU
Redhood123: Again happy anniversary to Ride it by Regard that's all for now fans but we'll be back soon for more comedy here on the show see you next time.
( Redhood123 waved good bye )
The end