Redhood123: Greetings folks welcome to another episode of cartoon comedy now last night Deadpool and The Mask were official allowed as official characters in me and Diamondpickle994 multiverse.
Deadpool: Hey Redhood123 can me and The Mask take over for the day?
Redhood123: Yeah sure why not besides you can take the job for now I'm off to do something else.
( Redhood123 left the building while The Mask and Deadpool took over )
The Mask: Hello there viewers this will be smoking awesome now that Mr Redhood123 has let me and Deadpool to take over this job from now on so Deadpool what's first?
Deadpool: Well by looking as this paper watch what happens when a man doesn't realise he walking onto wet floor.
The Mask: Well lets have a look.
Sketch 1
( Man slips on wet floor )
( A janitor is shown mopping a floor when a man walks by and slips on the wet floor sending him crashing off screen the janitor then notices this and puts down a caution wet floor sign and gets on with his job )
Deadpool: Is that it?
The Mask: Yeah the actual Redhood123 could not think of anything so he just went with that.
Deadpool: Whatever now then before we move on this episode is sponsored by Ego chaser the energy bar with 20000 calories now there is a white chocolate version sweet.
The Mask: Now after that sponsor lets move on as Squirrely the squirrel host's a meeting for couples only.
Sketch 2
( Couples meeting )
( Five different couples are shown in the town hall sitting on chairs these were Fox and Krystal Max and Gidget Pepe Le Pew and Penelope Pussycat Hugo and Rita Rabbity the rabbit and Foxy the fox Squirrely walked up to a small microphone )
Squirrely: Greetings y'all welcome to the couple's meeting this will be me asking a question to each of you starting with you Rabbity and Foxy are planning on breaking up someday?
Rabbity: Us break up? Why we would never break up with each other.
Foxy: Yeah Rabbity's right even though foxes eat rabbits we are still in a great relationship even to this day.
Squirrely: Okay then who's next?
Hugo: Oh us Mr Squirrely.
Squirrely: Go ahead Hugo.
Hugo: Well me and Rita live together in the same house but we are not married.
Rita: And we aren't planned on getting married anytime soon were just sticking as boyfriend and girlfriend plus we got a job as doctors as well ( whispers ) New series coming next week by the way.
Squirrely: Okay now uh Max and Gidget making you're first appearances in the multiverses.
Gidget: Well whenever Max is around me he doesn't really seem to notice that I have a crush on him but that has since changed.
Max: Yeah Gidget ever since you saved me that one time I have since grown on you.
Squirrely: Okay two more to go next please?
Fox: We should go next Mr Squirrely so um you can tell the difference between me and Krystal I've been in Smash since 1999 and Krystal here has yet to be in it besides being an assist trophy.
Krystal: Well Fox that's kind of a debate since I'm kind of highly requested to be in Smash but there's some people who kind of debate I should be in plus I was not in the last Star Fox game and that was a total mediocre mess I hope that doesn't get ported to the Switch.
Squirrely: Well Mrs Krystal if they do port it over to the Switch they might include you as a bonus character now last one Pepe and Penelope.
Penelope: Well to tell you the truth I didn't really like Pepe at first but over the years I have since gained interest in him and also got a job at the Wood Lane post office.
Pepe: That's right my Cherie in about five years from now will be married and have kids and.
Gidget: Woah woah woah hold up here a second I just realised how kind of lazy this meeting is.
Squirrely: What do you mean?
Gidget: You see three of the people here are foxes one male and two female and one of the couples here aren't in a official relationship.
Squirrely: Well um you see this is fanfiction where anything can happen.
Gidget: Yeah I guess that makes sense I guess.
Squirrely: Now then I'm Squirrely the squirrel and goodbye for now.
( Squirrely and the five couples all left the town hall ten minutes later Skunky and Fifi La Fume ran in )
Skunky: Hi everyone sorry were late.
( Everyone had left )
Fifi: Oh no we missed the meeting.
Skunky: Its okay Fifi I heard that Squirrely was hosting it and he said he didn't want more than one of the critters as a couple.
Fifi: Well I guess you're right Skunky what do you say we get a nice cold drink together?
Skunky: All right then.
( Skunky and Fifi went to get a drink at the juice bar )
The Mask: Now then they do say the way to a man's heart is his stomach by in reality the way to a man's stomach is through his mouth I just thought I could correct a saying there.
Deadpool: Anyway our last sketch of the day before our song of the day is about Morgana at the shower room and well taking a shower but there is one thing that's odd when he takes a shower take a look.
Final sketch
( When Morgana takes a shower )
( Morgana is shown walking into a shower room full of people )
Morgana: Morning everyone.
Kevin Quizzin: Morning.
( Morgana walked over to one of the showers and turned it on he took of his clothes and began washing but he still had his mask on everyone looked at him confused )
Morgana: Why are you all staring at me?
Geno: You shower with you're mask on?
Morgana: Yes.
Mr Yomp: Then why do you do that does it not come off?
Morgana: Of course it comes off I always leave it on so I won't reveal my secret.
( The people in the shower room looked at each other and then smirked at Morgana )
Morgana: Oh no not this again.
( Morgana ran around the shower room while everyone chased him )
Kat Kool: Come back we just want a peek.
Morgana: No no no no no no no no.
( Zeppo the alien caught Morgana and began tugging on his mask )
Zeppo: Got you time to see you're true form you stupid cat.
Morgana: I am not a cat let me go I don't want this to happen again.
( Zeppo pulled off Morgana's mask revealing his full set of hair and nose everyone stared in astonishment )
Zeppo: Geez Louise.
Mallow: Cool.
King Pong: He's sexy.
Squeaky Sam: So you're not a cat?
Morgana: Yes now give me back my mask.
( Morgana angrily snatched his mask from Zeppo and went to back to showering himself )
Deadpool: Oh my god Mask he was just like I imagined.
The Mask: Yeah like that skunk with the crown said he is sexy without his mask now its time for the best part of the show song of the day its Cross me sung by Dan Blam featuring Rayman and Parappa the rapper.
( Dan Blam is shown in a neon background with Rayman singing the first verse )
ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME
DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME
JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER THEN YOU CROSS ME
CROSS ME CROSS ME IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU
ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME
DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED UP THAT' ALL ME
JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER THEN YOU CROSS ME
CROSS ME CROSS ME IF YOU IF-
( Dan Blam sang the next verse )
AND SHE AIN'T MESSING WITH NO OTHER MAN
ME AND HER HAVE SOMETHING DIFFERENT
I REALLY NEED ALL YOU UNDERSTAND
THAT NOBODY'S COMING CLOSE
AND I DON'T EVER WANNA RUN AROUND
I SPENT MY YOUTH JUMPING IN AND OUT
BUT YOU KNOW I FREAKING LOVE HER NOW
LIKE NOBODY EVER COULD
AND YOU KNOW I STAY TRIPPIN AM I CRAZY? OH NO
I'M STICKING WITH MY BABY FOR SURE
TOGETHER OR SOLO
IT DOESN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE OH NO NO
SO IF YOU HEAR ABOUT MY LADY JUST KNOW
THAT SHE AIN'T THE ONE TO PLAY WITH OH NO
AND I'LL STANDING SO CLOSE
SO YOU KNOW THAT AYY
ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME
DON'T WORRY BOUT MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME
JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER THEN YOU CROSS ME
CROSS ME CROSS ME IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU
IF YOU CROSS HER
THEN YOU CROSS ME
AND NOBODY'S COMING CLOSE YEAH
AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
IF YOU CROSS HER ( ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME )
THEN YOU CROSS ME ( DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME )
SO COME ON AND LET IT GO
OH I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ( AH )
( Parappa sang the rap verse )
AND SHE AIN'T MESSING WITH NO OTHER MAN
NOW WHAT YOU NOT GON DO
IS STAND THERE CROSS FROM ME LIKE YOU GOT KUNG FU
DEATH STARE CROSSED ARMS RUNNING YOUR MOUTH LIKE A FAUCET
BUT YOU DON'T KNOW THAT MY GIRL BEEN DOING CROSSFIT
PEW KUNG POW GET YOUR ASS WITH A CROSS KICK
BLOWING AIR OUT WEAR YOU OUT YOU EXHAUSTED
KNOW SHE GONNA SLIDE ANYTIME YOU BITCHES TALK SHIT
KEEL A LIL BLADE IN HER FREAKING LIP GLOSS KIT AYY
NO ONE SAY HI TO ME WITHOUT HER
BETTER PAY YOUR RESPECT TO THE QUEEN
BETTER DO THAT STUFF WITHOUT A FLIRT
GOTTA RESPECT THE HBIC
COUPLE OF THINGS THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW
IF YOU STILL WANNA BE FRIENDS WITH ME
JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER THEN YOU CROSS ME
CROSS ME CROSS ME IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU
IF YOU CROSS HER ( ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME )
THEN YOU CROSS ME ( DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME )
NOBODY'S COMING CLOSE YEAH
AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT
IF YOU CROSS HER ( ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME )
THEN YOU CROSS ME ( DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME )
SO COME ON AND LET IT GO
OH I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW ( AH AH )
SHE STAY TRIPPIN AND SHE CRAZY OH NO
QUIT MESSIN WITH MY BABY FOR SURE
TOGETHER OR SOLO
IT DOSEN'T MATTER WHERE WE ARE OH NO NO
SO IF YOU HEAR ABOUT MY LADY JUST KNOW
THAT SHE AIN'T THE ONE PLAY WITH OH NO
AND I'LL STANDING SO CLOSE
SO YOU KNOW THAT
IF YOU CROSS HER ( ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME )
THEN YOU CROSS ME ( DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME )
NOBODY'S COMING CLOSE YEAH
AND I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT ( HUH HUH HUH )
IF YOU CROSS HER ( ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME )
THEN YOU CROSS ME ( DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEED YUP THAT'S ALL ME )
SO COME ON AND LET I GO ( AH )
OH I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD KNOW
IF YOU CROSS HER ( ANYTHING SHE NEED SHE CAN CALL ME )
THEN YOU CROSS ME ( DON'T WORRY BOUT HER THAT'S MY SEE YUP THAT'S ALL ME )
JUST KNOW IF YOU CROSS HER THEN YOU CROSS ME
CROSS ME CROSS ME IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU IF YOU OH YEAH
The Mask: Well that song is much better than I don't care right?
Deadpool: Yeah no wonder you only that song rarely on the radio well I'm afraid that's all we have for today come back soon for more comedy right on this show this me and The Mask signing off.
( So first up Diamondpickle994 The Mask and Deadpool are the new hosts of this series from now on due to them reforming at the end of you're recent story and second of all I'm guessing you're favourite part was either the couples segment or Morgana in the shower room )