Deadpool: Hello its you're boys Ryan Reynolds and Jim Carrey here with some more cartoon comedy in the house.
The Mask: On today's topics fudge brownies are going out of stock everywhere because of fat guy season this is not a real thing by the way anyways onto out first sketch today Mousey goes to an eye Doctor to see if he needs contact lens.
Sketch 1
( Mousey at the eye Doctor )
Doctor: So Mousey lets start with some basics how many bananas do you see?
Mousey: Two.
Doctor: Correct how many coconuts do you see?
Mousey: Five.
Doctor: Right again now take off you're glasses please.
( Mousey took off his glasses )
Doctor: Okay let me just touch you're eyes for a sec.
( The Doctor began touching Mousey's eyes until he stopped )
Doctor: Okay so I have come to a conclusion.
Mousey: What is it?
Doctor: That you need contact lens.
( Mousey threw a rotten banana at the Doctor and stormed out of the office )
Mousey: Stupid Doctor I love my glasses I don't need contact lens.
Deadpool: Well so much for a mouse who's smart now then for our next sketch watch as how Skatoony contestant Royden says that he is so vain that despite his selfish behaviour he does get his comeuppance.
Sketch 2
( Royden is way too vain )
( Royden is shown walking around town )
Morgana: Hey Royden why are you also so vain?
Royden: Oh here we go again I need my vain appearance because it makes me the most important cat in town.
Morgana: You aren't the most important cat in town.
Royden: Yes I am.
Kat Kool: Oh hey Royden.
Royden: You mean Royden the most important cat in town.
Kat Kool: What? You're not the most important cat in town.
Royden: I am because of my handsome top hat my handsome fur and handsome face nothing can stop me from being important.
( Royden said too soon as a brown stinky liquid came out of nowhere and splatted all over him )
Royden: Ugh this is revolting what is this stuff?
Mr Yomp: Oh uh sorry Royden that was just expired compost I had to dump out.
Royden's wife: ( Angry ) Royden dear what the heck happened to you?
Royden: Uh honey I can explain.
Royden's wife: ( Angry ) You aren't explaining anything you little twit.
( Royden's wife dragged Royden away by his ear while bonking him on the head with a rolling pin )
Morgana: Well serves him right.
The Mask: I agree with Morgana I think he deserved it let me know Diamondpickle994 if you think Royden deserved his comeuppance.
Deadpool: Now time for our last sketch before our song of the day watch as a Scotsman enters a bar with an Englishman in it.
Final sketch
( A Scotsman meets an Englishman )
( A Scotsman is shown entering a bar )
Englishman: Hey buddy.
Scotsman: Oh hi there.
Englishman: Want to be best pals?
Scotsman: Yeah.
Englishman: You know I come to this bar all the time.
Scotsman: Really?
Englishman: Yeah the beer is amazing try it.
( The Scotsman drank his beer )
Scotsman: Oh that is amazing.
Englishman: See I told you.
Scotsman: You're right buddy bar buddies forever.
( The Scotsman and Englishman got drunk as they continued drinking their beer afterwards they left the bar )
Scotsman: ( Drunk ) That was excellent thanks bar buddy.
Englishman: ( Drunk ) Anytime pal.
( The Scotsman and Englishman walked away )
Deadpool: I went to that bar once.
The Mask: Really?
Deadpool: Yes I did anyways time for our song of the day Johnny Cage has gotten a job at the juice bar to sing Harry Styles Watermelon Sugar.
( Johnny Cage is shown working at a juice bar )
Johnny: So what will it be?
Man: One bowl of Watermelon sugar please.
TASTE LIKE STRAWBERRIES ON A SUMMER EVENIN
AND IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A SONG
I WANT MORE BERRIES AND THAT SUMMER FEELIN
IT'S SO WONDERFUL AND WARM
BREATHE ME IN BREATHE ME OUT
I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD EVER GO WITHOUT
I'M JUST THINKING OUT LOUD
I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD EVER GO WITHOUT
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR
STRAWBERRIES ON A SUMMER EVENIN
BABY YOU'RE THE END OF JUNE
I WANT YOUR BELLY AND THAT SUMMER FEELIN
GETTING WASHED AWAY IN YOU
BREATHE ME IN BREATHE ME OUT
I DON'T KNOW I COULD EVER GO WITHOUT
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
I JUST WANNA TASTE IT I JUST WANNA TASTE IT
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
TASTES LIKE STRAWBERRIES ON A SUMMER EVENIN
AND IT SOUNDS JUST LIKE A SONG
I WANT YOUR BELLY AND THAT SUMMER FEELIN
I DON'T KNOW IF I COULD EVER GO WITHOUT
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR ( SUGAR ) HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH ( SUGAR )
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
I JUST WANNA TASTE IT I JUST WANNA TASTE IT
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
I JUST WANNA TASTE IT I JUST WANNA TASTE IT
WATERMELON SUGAR HIGH
WATERMELON SUGAR
Deadpool: Wow a tune even though its not Summer anymore but I can be listened to at anytime of the year.
The Mask: That's it for today come back for more cartoon comedy in the near future this is me and Deadpool singing out.
( Deadpool and The Mask waved goodbye )
The end