Simpsons
Homer Simpson
Full Name: Homer Jay Simpson Sr.
Age: Likely anywhere between 40 and 50
Occupation: Safety inspector for Sector 7G at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant
Affiliations: Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, NASA, etc.
Feats
-Is one of the most recognizable cartoon characters in history
-Has saved his hometown of Springfield more than once
-Fought Peter Griffith from Family Guy to a standstill
-Has been to various places around the world, Heaven, outer space and even Hell itself
-Defeated Mario in a rather brief battle
-Won a Grammy and an Academy Award
-Was once Mark Hamill's bodyguard
-Helped fight off a zombie invasion brought upon by Bart Simpson
-Once killed Death itself and became a Grim Reaper for a short time
-During his stay in Hell, ate "all the donuts in the world"
-In Lego Dimensions, teamed up with the likes of Batman, Gandalf, the Ghostbusters and numerous others to save the Lego multiverse
-Reclaimed his family's sailboat painting from the Robot Chicken Nerd
Skill
-Shown to be an excellent fighter, as evidenced by his fight with Peter Griffin
-Has worked at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant for many years
-A good singer?
-An excellent driver...most of the time
-Has taken up many jobs over the years, as he has been an assassin, a mall Santa, a songwriter, a bodyguard, etc.
Strength
-Strangles Bart on a regular basis
-Carries a large boulder with ease
-Used a motorcycle as a sword
-Matched Peter Griffin in battle
Said battle was enough to destroy much of Springfield
-Broke through metal chains with ease...while underwater
-While trying to get Bart's Butterfinger candy bar, jumped and landed so hard that car alarms started going off
-Throw a cinder block hard enough to smash through the hull of a boat
-Killed Death itself by hitting him in the head with a bowling ball
-Dragged a UFO down with body fat alone
-Managed to overpower two of the California Raisins
-Plowed through parodies of the South Park kids without much resistance
Speed
-Can run at speeds that could rival a Olympic gold medalist
-Can keep up with Bart on many occasions
-Chased a Dominoes Pizza van on all fours...with very little success
-Can move fast enough to leave a blur
Not only did he leave a blur, he also left behind a literal outline
-Was chased by Ned Flanders throughout town-through an imploding building, oncoming traffic, etc.
Durability
-Appears to be nigh-indestructible
-Survived various Couch Gags, including getting stomped on by a giant foot, being stranded in the desert, and even a Robot Chicken sketch
-Survived falling off Springfield Gorge more than once
-Survived multiple heart attacks
-Shrugged off getting electrocuted
-Took hits from Mickey Mouse...I think
-Can somehow withstand radioactive materials
-Took several hits from canonballs
-Survived a fall from the Grand Canyon
-Shrugged off getting crushed by a UFO
-While in Hell, survived getting chopped into multiple pieces
-Survived being slammed repeatedly by a wrecking ball onto a giant fork point and a huge rock
-Has survived and won a robot fighting competition, having acted as a robot with only a thin piece of metal as protection, and survived the onslaughts of other robots which had guns, chainsaws, etc.
-Survived getting his heart ripped out by a Xiaolin monk
Hand-to-hand Combat
-Homer has many years of combat experience
-Was able to hold his own against Peter Griffin
-Was a boxer at one point since he couldn't go down so easily, no matter how many hits he took
The only boxer who could beat him was world heavyweight champion Drederick Tatum, who knocked him out in one punch
Weapons
-Homer has been shown to have experience with various weapons and firearms, including but not limited to:
Hand guns
Shotguns
Machine guns
Crossbows
A shotgun loaded with makeup
Knives
Chainsaw
Axe
Baseball Bat
Bombs
Awards
Alter egos-
Pie Man-
-Homer's superhero persona
-Very appropriately named, as he uses pies as his main weapon
Better speed, agility and skill
Radioactive Homer
-Acquired during his fight with Peter Griffin
-Increases his strength and grants him radioactive abilities
-A collision between him and a radioactive Peter Griffin nearly destroyed Springfield
Weaknesses
-Despite his durability, can still feel pain and be subject to mortal injury
-Intelligence seems to be random and inconsistent
The same could be said about his strength
-Is kind of an idiot for the most part
-Is pretty lazy
-Sometimes has a short temper
-Can easily be scared and frightened at times
-Excessive self-indulgence
-Beer and TV
Marge
Marge has had her fair share of wild escapades throughout the history of the worked as a police officer in Springfield, took therapy for flight fear, was a real estate agent, sold pretzels, was a painter, was imprisoned for shoplifting became a gambling addict,showed alcoholic tendencies, was at one time known as The Listen Lady, was an unwilling participant in a cross-country police chase, overdosed on steroids, cheated on a cooking competition and developed of her unusually large hairstyle, her height is reported to be 8'6
Marge has had many jobs, most of which lasted temporarily, these include:
Queen
Pretzel Wagon creator and saleswoman
Police Officer
Trade Show Model
Estate Agent for Red Blazer Realty
Power plant employee
Baker for an Erotic Bakery
Teacher at Springfield Elementary
Maid
Novelist
Guardian
Babysitter
Creator and owner of Shapes, a gym for women
Janitor
Waitress in Berger's Burgers
Worker at La Maison Derrière
Meteorologist and anchorwoman at Channel 6 News
Driver for a transportation app service
Crime scene cleaner
Female bodybuilder
Marge is a foil to her reckless and impulsive husband. She has high morals and a tendency to be a 'wet blanket' as Homer puts it. She dislikes and tries to avoid taking any sort of risk, can be fearful of new things and has set her life to a routine to the point she has actually worn a groove into the carpet going from the kitchen to the bedroom and the basement from her constant housework. In one episode, it is revealed that, if Marge were to be removed from the town (she was in jail), the entire town of Springfield would fall to bits. Although her level-hotheadedness is often not appreciated, she is needed by everyone in order to maintain stability.
Times she led people to trouble
Forcing Homer and Larry Burns to turn themselves in, after they fake a kidnapping.
Forcing Bart to apologize to Lisa for "making her" miss the Isis exhibit, due to Marge backing out on her promise to take her there, in order to get the comedy props that Bart glued to his face removed.
Forcing Bart to attend Nelson's birthday party, after he convinces his classmates not to go.
Playing Maggie's Roofie CD 24 hours a day around the house despite everyone else showing obvious hatred of it.
Sending money and a letter revealing her husband's crime to a film studio getting him arrested for Copyright Infringement.
Marge also occasionally displays superhuman strength. She has been seen lifting Homer off the ground easily several times, including picking him up and throwing him through the bedroom door to show him that Moe taught her the bum's rush and swinging him around in a circle during a dance contest; she also once effortlessly tossed a motorcycle to Homer up a flight of stairs. She also knocked Snake out with a garbage can lid.
Feats-
Defeated a MMA Fighter
Knocked out a girl in prison with her hair
Fought Homer
Was a very good Cop
Became mayor
Can dodge sniper bullets from Homer
Weapons-
Her Hair
Sword
Handguns
Grenades
Crossbow
Weakness-
Her anger
Won't risk things
Bart
Feats
-One of the most recognizable cartoon characters in history
-In The Simpsons Movie, helped Homer saved Springfield from total destruction
-Managed to outwit his personal nemesis, Sideshow Bob, many, many times
-Shot down a Major League Baseball satellite with a tank
-Upon getting his hands on Denis Leary's phone, proceeded to make prank calls to various people around the world
Skill-
-Highly skilled prankster
-Equally skilled prank caller
-Amateur graffiti artist
-Is skilled in cooking, tennis, hockey, etc.
-Is fluent in multiple languages
Strength
-Bart has easily overpowered Nelson Muntz in two separate episodes with easy (24 minutes, The Great Wife Hope)
-Nelson, by the way, is both strong to lift multiple kids at once, and tough enough to tank multiple punches from Jimbo, Dolph and Kearney at the same time without noticing (Bart Star, Dial "N" for Nerder)
-Can physically keep up with Skinner in a stick-fight, who is strong enough to walk across a river and plow through a concrete street without a scratch (The Boy who Know Too much, Please Homer, Don't Hammer Them)
-Strangled an Adult Ostrich to unconciousness with his bare hands (How Munched Is That Birdie In The Window)
-Strength can be increased via size manipulation and/or other means
Durability
-Survived various Couch Gags, including getting stomped on by a giant foot, being stranded in the desert, and even a Robot Chicken sketch
-Survived getting strangled on an almost regular basis
-Survived falling from great heights, from a tall building to a waterfall
Weapons-
Slingshot-
-Bart's trademark weapon of choice
-Can use it to fire various objects, such as cherry bombs, rocks, even cats and dogs
Cherry Bombs-
-An approximately spherical exploding firework
-Shown to be powerful enough to make all toilets in Bart's school act like geysers (just imagine what kind of damage that could do to opponents)
-Has been shown to have experience with weapons, such as:
-Handguns
-Shotguns
-Machine guns
-Etc.
Driving Skills-
-Has shown great skill in driving vehicles, such as:
-Cars
-Tanks
-Etc.
Skills in Martial Arts
-Has shown moderately great skill in karate
Alter Egos
Cupcake Kid-
Can fire Cupcakes
Weaknesses-
-Pranks often land him in trouble
-Intelligence varies
-Is still a kid?
-Durability is rather inconsistent
-Zombies can cause things to go from bad to worse
Lisa
She is a charismatic 8-year-old girl, who exceeds the standard achievement of intelligence level of children her age. Not to everyone's surprise, she is also the moral center of her family. In her upbringing, Lisa lacks parental involvement of Homer and Marge, which leads to hobbies such as playing saxophone and guitar, riding and caring for horses, and interest in advanced studies. In school, Lisa's popularity is affected by those who view her as a geeky overachiever, which leaves her with only a few friends. She focuses on her goals and strives to reach her potential, and at the age of eight she is already a member of MENSA with an IQ of 159.
Although her rebellion against social norms is usually constructive, Lisa can be crazy, cruel, and rebellious at times. When she believes herself to be right she won't admit that others could be as well, and will often force her beliefs onto people. Notably, her increasing sense of moral righteousness regarding her vegetarianism leads her to proselytize, culminating in her spiteful disruption of a "meat-based" barbecue prepared by Homer (an act she comes to rue).
Intelligence
She once tricked Homer into allowing her to ride the bus alone
surprising amount of skill in driving
IQ of 159.
She is a high-ranking member of Mensa Springfield
changing her own diaper as an infant.
Speed
Extremely unathletic, she fails at sport completely, that and her liberal stance and high intelligence gives her little bonding ground with her peers and Homer who is also passionate about sports and connects with Bart more for this reason. Lisa is so weak that she could barely through a piece of paper into a rubbish can that was one away. However she also displayed displayed an uncharacteristic level of hand-eye coordination when she caught an incoming hockey puck from Apu and proved herself to be an extremely hockey player when she was goalie.
Fighting Skill
Knows KravMaga
Can fight Bart and beat him some times
Saved Bart From bullies
Defended a box fort with Bart
Weapons
Tape- can tie up a grown man in seconds
Bike-
Jumprope- Can be used as jum or rope
Weakness-
Worst fighter in the family next to Maggie
Can be unstable at times
Hates her intelligence being tested
Maggie
Despite being the only member of the Simpson family who hasn't learned how to speak, Maggie is in no way one-dimensional and has many different layers of personality. She appears to be somewhat detached from the rest of the Simpson Family and is described as "the forgotten Simpson" by Homer. When she, Bart and Lisa were shipped to a foster home (the Flanders) Maggie was the quickest to adapt and almost joined them until she noticed Marge.
Despite being a baby, Maggie is likely to be the most mature member of the Simpson family.
Weapons
- has a rifle in her crib.
Expert Sniper.
Made a makeshift weapon from her broken baby bottle and knocked out the head of the EPA with a rock.
Can talk to , possum, owl, parrot, spider pig, raccoon, rabbit, chipmunk, birds, hawk, blue jays, mouse, porcupine, beaver, fleas. Chipmunks equipped with a needle from a porcupine, ducks. Spider pig is main method of transportation. Birds would fly around opponent and peck at them. Possum can constrict foes with his tail. Squirrels are able to hold a rifle and fire with great accuracy. Can throw a porcupine as a bomb.
Makeshift Slingshot.
Speed
Slow
Fighting Skill
Fought Gerald
Vilont Mannerism-
Even for a child her age, showed extremely violent mannerisms and a surprising amount of physical strength. She was able to lift up a mallet and bludgeon her father with it and accidentally shot Mr. Burns after he blocked out the sun. Maggie showed to be incredibly strong, able to drag a fully-grown man back to the shore and able lift up a shotgun.
Maggie can be a violent child, especially for her age. Maggie once had a violent relationship with Homer after watching the violent mannerism acts from Itchy and Scratchy. She had hit him over the head with a mallet and later attempted to stab him with a pencil.
On another occasion, Lisa enlisted Maggie to be her fencing partner. However, when she unknowingly belittled Maggie, Maggie dueled her proficiently and quickly overwhelmed her, even slashing an M into Lisa's shirt, Zorro-style.
She later tried to shoot Mr. Burns again with a shotgun when he lost his memories, but was stopped by Lisa.
When the Mafia was going to kill Marge and Homer, Maggie shot them in the arms with an airgun thus making them unable to shoot.
In The Simpsons Movie, when the mob was attacking the Simpsons, Krusty told his monkey, Mr. Teeny, to take out the baby, referring to Maggie. She then broke her baby bottle making rigid spikes of glass, showing that she was ready to take him on; this scared Teeny who ran into Krusty's arms.
when Russ Cargill was about to shoot Homer, she dropped a rock on to his head making him pass out. However her violent actions are illustrated as somewhat innocent or at least unintentional, but when she's protecting herself or someone she loves, she uses all her skills - fully aware.
Skills-
She also has, on numerous, numerous occasions, demonstrated that her agility—both mental and physical—is extremely advanced for her age. Once, Maggie organized the other infants in a daycare into a team to steal a key so they could take back their pacifiers. She figured out communication signals, gathered supplies, used the window-blinds string to pull herself into the ventilation shafts, used a Krusty Doll to lower herself into the room containing the Key (holding bottles to weight herself down and then dropping them so the string would retract), shot a suction-cup line across the room, slid across it with a hanger, and used the key to unlock the locker holding the children's pacifiers. Additionally, Maggie commonly moves along ropes with ease by hand-over-handing her way across them
She also once crawled all over town to her mother's favorite hangout locations trying to track down Marge. Maggie usually has a pretty good comprehension on her surroundings and has at times tried to point out the obvious to adults (mostly Homer) who are oblivious to what is going on. She knows how to read and was seen trying to communicate to Homer using baby blocks, but failed because Homer can't read. Maggie has spelled out E=MC2 with her blocks before and can change her own diapers. She has also used a fire extinguisher to put out burning curtains and has driven Homer's car. Maggie can also skateboard and has already said her first word despite being only a year old.
Maggie also seems to take after her father in bowling, as she has already bowled a perfect game (something it took Homer 39 years to do) at the age of 1.
she is capable of underhanded scheming and rallying others (like babies at the daycare) against a common cause,
Weaknesses-
Has to have her pacifier
Slow
Still a baby
Trips occasionally