Wizkid222: This Battle will take place over Langley Falls, Quahog and Springfield….let the battle begin.
With the daughters
Hayley, Lisa and Meg glare at each other. Meg then pulls out a pistol and fires at them. Hayley and Lisa then duck for cover. Hayley then grabs her pistol and shoots at Meg. Meg dodges and gets cover behind a wall. The two continue to fire until they are out of bullets. Meg and Hayley run up to each other and start throwing punches at each other. Meg then grabs her fist and slams her down. Lisa then tackles Meg and attempts to pin her down. Lisa quickly throws a few punches of her own, but Meg quickly tosses the blonde off of her. Meg then grabs a knife and Lisa runs away as Meg chases her. Hayley picks up her pointy candy cane and follows the two. Lisa eventually trips, and Meg stands over her. Hayley stabs Meg in the back and kicks her down. Lisa attempts to escape but Hayley stabs her right in the head killing the blonde.
Meg and Hayley grip their weapons tight and rush at each other. Hayley slashes at Meg but she ducks and slams her down. Meg then punches Hayley in the face repeatedly. Before Hayley can
fight back Meg puts her pistol to her head and blows her brains out.
With the sons
Bart and Chris are trading blows, but Chris lifts the boy and easily tosses him aside. Steve rushes in and tackles Chris but Chris grabs Steve by the neck and spins him around. He then slams the boy down. Bart grabs his slingshot and fires cherry bombs at Chris. Bart snickers and runs off only to be knocked down by Meg. Bart then sighs knowing he's in trouble as she points a gun to his head.
Chris tries to punch Steve, but he easily dodges his blows. He then flips him over and pins him down. He then starts to strangle Chris but is knocked over by Meg. Steve gets up and sees the two glare at him and Steve mumbles to himself.
"Got to think of a plan…" Steve says to himself.
With the mothers
Lois kicks down a door and is wielding a minigun. Francine is holding a sword and Marge is wielding dual pistols. Lois shoots at the two but the quickly find some cover. Marge then fires at Lois forcing her to take cover as well. After a lot of shooting the two finally run out of bullets. Lois grabs her knife, Francine and Marge takes out their sword. Marge rushes at Lois and throws a punch but Lois blocks it and trips her. She then pins her down and begins to strangle her. Marge struggles but Lois puts a gun to her head and blows her brains out.
Francine goes to slash at Lois, but she dodges and shoots her in the shoulder. She then proceeds to shoot her in the heart killing.
With babies and Roger
Roger looks down at the two and laughs but Stewie pulls out a laser gun and fires at the grey alien as Maggie walks off. Roger takes out a pistol and the two fires at each other. Roger goes to fire again but Stewie lunges at him and tackles him. Roger quickly kicks him off and grabs an uzi. Stewie quickly throws a toy car in the air and uses his ray gun to enlarge it. Roger quickly dodges it and fires at Stewie. Stewie gets hit in the shoulder but manages to hide. He then jumps out with a flamethrower and fires at Roger. Roger just stands there to Stewie's surprise and Roger grabs his bat and hits the baby in the head. He then begins to grab his flamethrower and burn the genius alive killing him.
He then notices Maggie approach him with a sword but then trips and gets up. Roger laughs but Maggie then begins to slash at Roger and he backs up scared. He then notices her animal army and runs off.
With Homer, Peter and Stan
Homer and Peter trade blows but Stan rushes up to them. Homer tries to punch him, but Stan blocks his punch and kicks him back. He then dodges Peter's sneak attack and throws him at Homer. Homer and Peter both rush at him but he punches Peter in the crotch. As Homer comes he ducks and says "Chad Lowe" and flips Homer over. For the next hour or so the three continue to fight and Peter starts to get tired. They are all bruised and weak. Homer has Peter pinned down and he beats him to death. He gets up and gets shot in the head several times by Stan. Stan falls to his knees and cheers but sees Lois pointing a gun to his head. She then fires and kills the CIA agent.
Remaining Fighters
Lois, Meg, Chris
Maggie
Roger, Steve
With Chris, Meg and Steve.
Chris and Meg see Steve and smile evilly to each other as they rush at Steve, push him to the ground and beat him up then they leave to get knives. Steve takes this chance to get up and Chris and Meg come back and rush at him and he flips them with tai chi. Steve then goes home and gets his Witch boy clothes as he hears someone. Then he hears a scream from the attic. Steve runs up there. "Roger your alive?" Steve says. "Steve? Your the last person I'd expect to see." Roger says as he stabs Santa and shoves him in the corner as he takes his santa hat. Then he puts it on and becomes Schmanta. "The fat kid and dog are outside." Schmanta said "I got them. " Steve said. He walks outside. Steve shoots butterflies from his hands and Chris gets distracted and chases them while he uses his telekinesis to throw a mailbox at Meg. Chris tries to fight the butterflies while Steve uses telekinesis to throw stuff in his yard at Meg who dodges most of it. "Meg this guy is so hard to fight." Chris complains. "Well he's not going to be as easy to kill as his sister." Meg says. Steve falls to his knees and starts to cry then he gets angry and his hair turns white. "You'll pay for this!" Steve screamed. He turns Meg into a frog and her head explodes, pieces of her brain and blood splattering everywhere. He then zaps Chris and he falls to the ground dead.
With Schmanta and Lois
Lois stands over Maggie's dead body. Schmanta sees Lois then throws stars at Lois and she dodges. She then throws her knives at Schmanta and he dodges. Then sheshoots her mini gun at Schmanta who screams and dodges. She then beats up Schmanta. Then Steve sees them on his way home. Then he zaps Lois who screams as her head blows up and she falls over dead.
KO
Wizkid222: And the Smith family wins this battle royale. The reason the Smiths win this match is mainly due to Roger's superhuman abilities and Steve's Witch boy form. Nobody on the other teams could compare to these two. Also Steve and Roger would have a plan since the due works best together. Making the winner of this battle team American Dad.