Joe Joins Overwatch

by JoeOWFan

I wrote this story a while ago and it's been something I've wanted to put out 4 a while now. BTW Blizzard stole my idea for OW 2. Could you tell me what you think of it?

3. Joe's First Mission

The team assembled in Watchpoint Gibraltar, and Joe got to meet them for the first time. Beside Joe, Tracer and Winston were Solider 76, Lucio, Pharah, and Wrecking Ball!

"Welcome to the team, private" said Soldier 76.

"Awesome to meet you" said Lucio.

"Salutations" said Pharah.

Wrecking Ball did not say anything because he is a hamster.

"I will state the mission objective" said Winston. "As you all know, Talon has stolen the Mona Lisa. According to my calculations, they are holding the Mona Lisa on the top of the Eiffel Tower. We must sneakily recover it and get it back to the Paris art museum, hopefully with out being noticed by Talon. Joe and I will attack the Talon omnics guarding the painting. Tracer and Lucio will sneak in and get the painting. Soldier 76 will use his aimbot to defend the area. Pharah will watch from above, and Wrecking Ball will Shoot and smash any airplanes that Talon brings in."

"Great mission!" Said Tracer.

Tracer was disappointed that she did not get teamed up with Joe. Joe also wished he did not get Winston, because he was still mad at Winston for making him eat healthy, but they agreed to follw Winston's plans because of how smart Winston is. They got on board the Overwatch copter and headed to Paris. Lucio provided the crew with some sick tunes on the way. Eventually, the time came. "Put on your chutes. We're over the Eiffel Tower!" Winston yelled.

Joe climbed on to Winston's back. Winston then jumped towards the Eiffel Tower. At the top, he saw the 4 omnics guaridng the painting. "DESTROY ALL HUMANS YOU WILL NEVER GET THE MONA LISA" said the biggest omnic. "Oh yes we will" said Winston. He activated his jetpack and landed on the tower. "Take that bolt-brain!" screamed Winston. Joe then turned around, rapidly whipped out his AK-49, and directed a screaming line of bullets toward the faces of the 3 remaining Omnics. They all died immediately. "Awesome job!" yelled Wimston. "Coming through!" yelled Tracer as she blinked into the scene. She retrieved the Mona Lisa. "Poppin" commented Lucio. Now we will climb down the Eiffel Tower said Winston. They began climbing down the tower, with Joe repeatedly using his slide ability to get down faster than the others. But unexpectedly out of nowhere from the blue, a bullet struck Tracer in the chese! "I must Recall" mumbled Tracer painfully, so she recalled and she was fine again. Who could it be? wondered Soldier 76, who was on the third floor of the Eiffel tower. "Wee wee welcome to Paree" whispered a beautiful voice with a French accent. It was Widowmaker herself! "Oh no she is a bad guy remember when she shot Zenyatta in the face?" said Tracer. "You are absolutely correct she is not to be trusted" replied Winston. "Talon must be on to us," Soldier 76 called out loudly. "Precisely" replied Lucio musically. Bullets started from the left and from the right as Widow used her graphing hook to swing around the tower. "We must get to the Paris Art Museum before Talon kills us!" shouted Winston. "I'll keep an eye out!" yelled Pharah. Joe leapt in to action, chasing after Widowmaker. When Widowmaker was busily aiming at Wrecking Ball, Joe set her ponytail on fire! "Youch!" she yelled in a French accent. Widow lay on the ground in pain, but Winston felt some pain of his own! "Oww my back!" screamed Winston as he flew forward. Winston looked behind him and he saw a large African-American with an equally large fist. It was Doomfist himself!