Back at Gibraltar, the team were all very anxious after they heroically returned the Mona Lisa. However, Joe new everything was not alright after all. "TALON Is still on the run!" he excitedly shouted. Winston looked at him curiously. "Yes you are correct Joe, Talon all got away!" he said. "What do you mean, got away?" said Tracer questioningly. "None of the bad guys went to jail. And those are just the ones who showed up" said Lucio proudly. Joe tooted in soon after. "Reaper, for one, nobody knows where he is. He was last sene in Paris, but he didn't show up at the attac for some strange reason." "That is most strange private" observed Soldier 76. "Reaper is extreme dangerous, he shout not be messed with" yelled Joe. The team agreed it would be the best thing to do to search the pa for Taon spies. They were searching all over the word from New York to Tracer's hometown of London, but it did not seem that a speck of Talon could be found anyhere.
But then upon further inspecting, Pharah noticed soothing not of the ordinary type. It was in China! Winston was shocked! "Oh no we should have to call our chines friend Mei!" He loudly yelled. Winton got onto the emergency Overwatch cell phone to confirm whether Mei was alright. "Mei are you alright" called Winston. "Yes I am fine myself" replied Mei. She was busy freezing a ice cream cone for herself. "OK bye Mei it looks like you are fine" said Winston regrettably. "NO! Please stay on!" yelled Mei. The Overwatch team craned around to hear Mei. "The evil Austrian criminals Road-hog and Junk-rat have been trying to steal the famous Potent Teas!" Winston was shocked. The Potent Teas were some of the most famous Chinese things! "That sounds terrible" sung Lucio. "Certainly does" called out Soldier 76. "We need to travel over to China as fast as we can! After a few hours of journeying, they arrived in China. Lucio jumped out firstly, followed after by Joe, Tracer, and Winston. Wrecking Ball and Pharah then erupted from the vehicle, and Soldier 76 was the last to leave because of his advanced age. Mei was there waiting for them. "I am glad Overwatch was able to be here in time to save China!" she said happily. "Let's get down to business and defeat the Australians" Winston replied, referencing Mulan. The team barely had time to smell the Chines food in the air when a loud hooting sound followed up by explosions was heard by the Overwatch crew. "Bombs away!" said a thin shirtless man with a wooden leg and an Australian accent. It was Junk-rat himself, followed up closely by his "friend" Road-hog! "Run for cover" yelled Pharah, who flew away. Jow ran into the action heroically, shooting his AK-49 multiple times in the direction of the pair of Australians. However, the action failed because Road-hog's thick body blocked the billets. Winston tried to land on top of Junk-rat's head, which almost succeeded but did not succeed because Road-hog punched Winston in the face! "Owch" Winston moaned. Pharah heroically attempted to save the day but even she couldn't escape the heroic teamwork of Junk-rat and Road-hog. However, things somehow managed to get even worse when Road-hog flange his hook into the air and collected Tracer within its grip! "NO WAY" screamed Joe. He heroically dashed back into action, and pryed Tracer free from the cold steely grisp of the hook of Road-hog. However, while the rest of the crew was distracted. Road-hogs sat down, crushing Joe underneath his fat bottom! Now there was nothing to stop Junk-rat from stealing the Potent teas, which he did right then and there. Afterwards, he turned to Road-hog and said "Hey little Roadie, I got you a present and then they started to kiss! "Eww" Soldier 76 could be heads saying. Junk-rat climbed all over his bug fat friend as they made out, while Junk-rat draped the Potent Teas allover his clothing! However, a big metal craft hovered into view right above the pair of criminals. "Hey there!" the voice of a small girl said. It was Dva herself! She bravely turned on her defense matrix and blocked Junk-rat from kissing Road-hog again. "Oh my it is you Dva," said Mei in Chinese. Dva and Mei had been friends for a long while. Dva slammed Road-hog so hard that he passed out. Junk-rat made a run for it, so Mei leapt into action and pointed her freeze gun a Junk-rat. Junk-rat tried to use his escape bomb but it failed and Junk-rat became an Australian popsicle. Winston was ready to lock up Road-hog and Junk-rat, so he bought so handcuffs at the store. They tried to escape, but Wrecking Ball knocked them down like a pair of differently-sized bowling pins. They were soon ready to be carted off to Chinese jail!