"Hey Overwatch guys you want to get some Chinese food for dinner?" "Totally said Joe. Everyone agreed. They went to a nearby restaurants which was the best one in Beijing. Dva andMei ordered the best foods because they were Chinese so they knew about Chinese food. Joe almost ordered sushi but then he remembered that this was no Japanese restaurant. Luci orderred dumplings, Soldier 76 and ordered chicken, Pharah ordered rice, and Tracer tried to order fish and chips but was quite embarrassed! Joe started talking to Mei about his past missions with his anime fighting crew, and Mei was quite amazed, along with Dva. "Wow! You will really do great work as a part of Overwatch.!" said Mei.
"Totally. Hey Joe, you wanna hear some fighting advice?" said Dva. Dva then whispered some words of advice to Joe. Joe was blushing. "Cool Dva you are really the best. Maybe we can meet for dessert?" Tracers embarrassment became even bigger than before! "Well what do you think about me Joey boy?" she said grudgingly. Joe liked Tracer very much, so he said "You're such a great fighter the best Overwatch ever had, your time travel plower are so great." "Do you love me, though" said Tracer. Joe luckily was saves from answering by the arrival of his General Tso's Chicken. But Dva was very aware of what Tracer was doing! "I'm a much cooler hero than you I have much more health" she yelled. "Not without your mech, China girl!" yelled Tracer. Tracer promptly got punch in the face by Dva, and her teeth flew from her mouth at lightning speed! However, Tracer was able to recall the. Back into her mouth. "Well that's one advantage I have over you!" yelled Tracer. "Get aloha yourself pirates!" yelled Soldier 76. Everyone promptly shutted up. Lucio decided to help out by playing a cool song from brazil. Wrecking Ball even pitched in to become a human disco ball. Everyone was dancing to the swell beats but Joe was clearly the best dances of the mall. He was doing all the classic da ce moves like the moonwalk while everyone else was doing idiot Fordnite dances like the floss. Tracer asked Lucio if he had any romantic songs but Lucio replied that wasn't his thing. This was interrupted by the rearrival of the Chinese waiter from before. Soldier 76 asked for a fork because he didn't know-how to use chop sticks. However, the waiter was really a Chinese so she had none. Luckily Joe was around to teach Soldier 76 how chop stocks were actually used. Joe ordered a second round of chicken while Pharah was feeling weird and ordered potato's. Tracer shot a death glare back at Dva, but then ordered shrimp. "That's what you are, Dva" she said rudely. Dva replied "I am shrimp - jumbo shrimp!" Calm down" said Mei. "We are all a part of Overwatch and saving the world is the most important thing ever." They all agreed quietly but Tracer kept trying to one-up Dva when ever she could. For example, Tracer took the batteries out of Dva's Nintendo Switch without looking! Dva was mad but did not say anything because Mei would get mad, and no one though getting Mei mad would be a good idea. Joe suddenly had to go pee so he went to the bathroom. While he was away, Soldier 76 decided to reveal what he thought about Joe. "Joe is cool, but is he a good fighter?" he said triumphantly. "Scientifically he is" replied Winston. "We have not lost a fight without him." Soldier 76 could not argue with Winston because Winston was correct and smarter than Soldier 76. At that moment Joe got back from the bathroom. Dva grabs the opportunity right there on the label. "So I heard Soldier 76 doesn't think that you are a very good fighter? I don't believe that though Joey baby," she said loudly. Dva wanted to make Joe get into a fight with Solider 76 to see how tough of a g uy he was, but Joe was too smart for that. He instead decided to verbally own Soldier 76 with a Yo Mamma joke. After that verbal smackdown, even Wrecking Ball was laughing it up! Then, they decided to order dessert. Dva, Mei, and most of the others ordered ice cream, but Soldier 76 ordered rice pudding because he was old and wired. However, the waitress was soon interrupted by the chef of the restaurant, who yelled out "RUN!" The Overwatch members were not ready to run, because they wanted to fight. However, they soon saw exactly why they chef was yelling. A cowboy girl and a giant metal Omnic came bolting towards them lighting fast. It was Ash herself! Bob was also there.