Death Battle

Wizkid222: Geniuses, it takes hard work and determination to do the best you can to fix earth's problems.

Mika-chan: With Rick the smartest man in his universe,

Wizkid222: And Stewie the evil genius baby.

Mika-chan: he's Wiz and I'm Mika-chan, and it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor and skills to find out who would win.

Rick Sanchez

Wizkid222: Not much is known about Rick's life before his current state seen in the show except for a few things that have been vaguely mentioned in the series. It has been mentioned multiple times that Rick has been absent from the family for at least fourteen years

Mika-chan: anything else interesting about him?

Wizkid222: Rick is a genius scientist, capable of creating complex scientific inventions, including brain-enhancing helmets, dream-invading devices, portals to several different dimensions, and the world's first amusement park inside the body of a living human. His brilliance can be muddled by his jaded personal views and his alcoholic tendencies. Rick is easily bored and does not do well with routine.

Mika-chan: weapons?

Wizkid222: Has infused his body with cybernetic augmentations, can fire out suction cups from his arm to grab objects from a distance (granted his foe is distracted enough to not fight back since the suction cup on its own doesn't look to be potent), If being strangled by the neck, a forcefield will burst out and launch enemies back.

Mika-chan: doesn't he have alot more?

Wizkid222: He uses portal gun, laser pistol, watch, snake tubes, grappling hook, portable microscope, freezing remote, grappling shoes, sanchez ski shoes, alcohol flask, robot's disintegration pistol, staff, hidden explosives, his Space ship which can easily fly through the galaxy.

Mika-chan: how smart is he?

Wizkid222: Easily contrasts robots from Limited Resources, built his Own Space Ship from Parts he Found in his Family's Garage, knows vast alien languages and cultures, and claims to have a black hole into a sun.

Mika-chan: durability?

Wizkid222: He was able to walk around with a liver punctured, can endure being thrown through walls and floors and is at peak physical condition for a 70-year-old.

Mika-chan: weaknesses?

Wizkid222: As he becomes inebriated, he becomes less rational, without Morty his brain waves can be picked up by beings of a higher intelligence, and his 4th wall awareness does not give him any edge in combat.

Stewie

Wizkid222: Stewart "Stewie" Gilligan Griffin is the flamboyant and eccentric one-year old infant of Peter and Lois Griffin. Stewie, equipped with his teddy bear, Rupert and his laser gun, has, on several occasions, almost single handedly taken over the world and he seem to be obsessed with world domination and matricide.

Mika-chan: weapons list

Wizkid222: He has laser guns, mind control devices, a time machine, a freeze gun that freezes ppl for exactly 10 years, a Peter-bot, micro-ship, hovering drills, flamethrower, pistols, knives, grappling hook, crossbow, machine guns, snipers and dynamite.

Mika-chan: does the little bastard have any durability?

Wizkid222: he survived 6 grenades blowing up in his face, was struck by lightning, survives helicopter crashes, and can endure a lot of beating from bin laden, Lois, Penelope and Sheldon.

Mika-chan: what are his weaknesses? ik he has some.

Wizkid222: he is weak to Teletubbies, he is still a baby, all plans to kill Lois have failed so far, grew softer as the series went on and is arrogant to a degree.

Pre-Fight-

Stewie and Brian get into their car and the drive home from daycare. They suddenly crash into somebody's car. Brian sighs knowing letting Stewie drive was a bad idea. Stewie on the other hand believes it was the other person's fault and immediately steps out. Rick steps out of his vehicle and the two glare at each other.

FIGHT

Rick punches Stewie in the face. Stewie climbs onto Rick and pistol whips him. Rick throws Stewie to the ground. Rick kicks him and he groans in pain. Stewie throws knives at Rick and he dodges. Rick runs at Stewie and stomps on his face breaking his nose and blood runs down Stewie's face and presses his Portal gun at his chest. "Say Goodbye you little shit." He fires but Stewie rolls out of the way and fires his laser gun at Rick. The old man barely dodges it and ducks for cover. Rick takes out two blasters of his own and fires at the baby. Stewie dodges and gets nicked on the shoulder. He shoots his machine guns at Rick who dodges. Stewie takes out his knives and rushes up to Rick closing the distance quick. He slashes at Rick cutting him in his side and the old man quickly pulls out his staff. He fends the baby off with his staff keeping him back. Stewie attempts to go for his legs but Rick slams his staff into the baby's chest. He then tosses Stewie back. Stewie forces himself up and he headbutts Rick in the crotch forcing him to fall over. A machine then comes out of his belt. "Threat to groin" the machine says as it fires as Stewie. Stewie dodges in and destroys it with a laser gun. Stewie runs up to Rick and kicks him in the face. Rick pulls stewie off and tosses him to the ground and shoots Stewie with his disintegration pistol and Stewie disintegrates.

KO

Wizkid222: The winner is Rick Sanchez and here's why.

Mika-chan: umm...why does he win?

Wizkid222: Well for one Rick has the major skill, intelligence and strength advantage.

Mika-chan: oh. and for second?

Wizkid222: There is no way that Stewie can keep up with him.

Mika-chan: any more reasons?

Wizkid222: There weaponry may have countered each other but Stewie couldn't keep up with Rick's superior strength and skill. Making the winner of this fight Rick Sanchez.