Ultimate Toon Fighters
Wizkid222: Hello everyone and welcome back. I know it's been a while but we are back with a new Halloween special.
Mika-chan: we're doing Crypt tv monsters vs horror movies.
Wizkid222: That's right. On team Crypt tv we have Look-See, Mordeo, Telos, Shelly, Aponi, Taylor, Soot, Mira, The Brute, The Thing, Youth Beast, Birch, Colossus, Estelle, and the Feed Freak.
Mika-chan:On team horror, we have Slenderman, Hannibal Lector, Freddy, Jason, Candyland, Jack Torrance, Tall Man, Ghostface, Victor Crowley, Pumpkinhead, Alien, Creeper, Predator, Pin head and Leatherface.
Wizkid222: She's Mimi and I'm Wiz and its our job to analyze their weapons armor and skills to find out who would win.
Horror Movies
Slenderman (Movie)
Wizkid222:The Slender Man movie is generally hated by both critics and audiences. Almost immediately after its release, its Rotten Tomatoes score for critics was set to 11%, rising steadily to 18% in 2019, a score that is still considered extremely low for the website. While the audience score would meander up and down by a percent for a week, it would eventually even out by August 25th at 8%, although by September 17th, it would further drop to 6%, and rise to 7% by November 15th.
Mika-chan: damn...i haven't seen it but what was wrong with it?
Wizkid222: Haven't watched it either. Slender Man is the main antagonist of the 2018 Sony film of the same name. Much like his other interpretations, his abilities are vague, but unlike his predecessors, his powers seem more internet and mind based. He is very similar to regular slenderman but much weaker. Though he is strong enough to topple a tree. He also has teleportation and his tendrils.
Mika-chan: just a tree? Ew bad strength.
Wizkid222: Not necessarily ...anyway he also has no notable weaknesses.
Hannibal Lector
Wizkid222: Hannibal Lecter is an intelligent and cunning psychopath from the world famous movie Silence of the Lambs. Hannibal was born in 1933 in the Soviet Union. During the second world war he watched his family die and to be able to survive he was forced to eat his sister, whom at the time was only a kid. This scared him deeply and made him what he would later be known as a psychopath.
Mika-chan: scared or scarred?
Wizkid222: I said scared did I not? Lecter was unique for a serial killer as he did not fit any known psychological profile, though Frederick Chilton classified him as a "pure sociopath." However, unlike subjects with sociopathy, Lecter did not exhibit pleasure from killing, which would have resulted in an accelerated heart rate. This was shown when Lecter viciously attacked a nurse, and his heartbeat was noted to have never exceeded 85 beats per minute. When he killed two police officers upon his escape from custody, his heart rate did not exceed 90; the heightened rate of 90 was due to the exertion of beating one of the officers to death with a police baton.
Mika-chan: so he carried out these killings calmly. Cool.
Wizkid222: He has Genius Intelligence, Photographic Memory, Trained in Japanese swordsmanship and samurai skills, Superhuman sense of smell (Similar to a dog's: Can detect cancer or determine a person's recent location and contacts), Madness Manipulation (Can drive people to harm themselves and others through psychological persuasion alone and can also use drugs, viral infections and hypnosis to brainwash people more resistant to his psychological techniques), Morality Manipulation (Charismatic Persuasion and Perception Manipulation via hypnosis). He could survive a fall from the third floor without any serious injuries. Has a photographic memory and a vast memory palace. World-leading expert in many disciplines, particularly medicine, anatomy, psychiatry, psychology, cookery and the arts. Fluent in Lithuanian, French, Italian and English at least.
Mika-chan: why cookery and the arts?
Wizkid222: It's good to have a hobby. His main weaknesses are his whimsical tastes and egotism.
Freddy
Wizkid222:In life, Freddy Krueger was a sadistic monster of a man who tortured and killed children. Getting out of court on a technicality, he was killed by the parents of his former victims, and burnt alive. However, he survived as a spirit, and made a deal with the Dream Demons. In exchange for power, he would kill the living in their dreams and the Dream Demons would channel their souls - and his first victims would be those who survived his rampages in the past.
Mika-chan: didn't he die again like twice more?
Wizkid222: Dont ask me, i have no idea. I know Jason killed him. He has Superhuman Physical Characteristics, Fire Manipulation, Telekinesis, Teleportation, and regeneration.
Mika-chan: ok. I'm pretty sure he died in one of the movies in a boiler room or something by the third or fourth victims. Could be wrong though.
Wizkid222: Even though he lost to jason he is powerful enough to scale to him. He is also pretty intelligent. His weaknesses are that Freddy is overconfident and tends to toy with his prey.
Jason
Wizkid222:Born in 1946, in the small town of Crystal Lake to Elias and Pamela Voorhees, Jason Voorhees had severe facial deformities, Hydrocephalus, and mental disabilities at birth. Pamela raised him on her own and homeschooled him, isolating him from the rest of the community. When he was 11, incapable of getting him a babysitter, Pamela took him to Camp Crystal Lake, where she worked. Here, he was bullied and tormented by his fellow campers and seemingly drowned when they threw him into Crystal Lake. Mad with grief, Pamela killed the counselors who failed to protect her son and prevented any from returning. However, Jason had actually survived, and after the death of his mother, Jason created a shrine in her memory, avenged her death, and took her place in preventing any from returning to Crystal Lake.
Mika-chan: Didn't he go crazy and started hearing his mom's voice telling him to kill trespassers?
Wizkid222: Indeed he did. Anyway we all know Jason. Super strong, machete and hella durable. Jason is probably the strongest person on this team without a doubt. He also has no weaknesses since it is very difficult to put him down in the first place.
Candyman
Wizkid222: Daniel Robitaille was the son of a former slave who had become immensely wealthy by mass-producing shoes during the American Civil War. His father had him sent to many great schools across America, which lead to him becoming a well-known painter. After he fell in love with a woman he was commissioned to paint a portrait of and got her pregnant, the woman's father furiously had Daniel murdered by a lynch mob. However, Daniel still existed beyond the grave as a wrathful spirit now known as the Candyman, who will kill anyone that mentions his name 5 times in front of a mirror, in order to keep him and his legend alive.
Mika-chan: what the fuck...that's disaproval on another level.
Wizkid222: yea...he has immortality, regeneration, teleportation, telekinesis, flight, and intangibility. His signature weapon is his hook for a hand. He can toss people into a wall without effort, and can control insects...even tho im only gonna acknowledge he can do bees.
Mika-chan: what is intangibility?
Wizkid222: When Danny Phantom makes it so he can't be hit for a bit. But he is a narcissist and will cease to exist if his legend is forgotten or the mirror containing his soul is destroyed.
Jack Torrance
Wizkid222: John "Jack" Torrance is an antagonist in the Stephen King novel, The Shining. Jack worked as a caretaker of the Overlook Hotel, and was "possessed" by the spirits inside. He would go on to try to murder his son Danny and his wife Wendy.
Mika-chan: why do you say possessed in quotes?
Wizkid222:No idea? Never watched it. Guess it wasn't specified. He is completely insane. However, the Overlook tells him what to do, including cutting off the phones, emptying a snowmobile of gas, and hiding in places where his victims don't see. He also is pretty much your generic man with an axe. With very high stamina.
Mika-chan: Stamina as in running?
Wizkid222: No. How long they can keep on going. His main weakness is that he is completely insane and a mortal man.
Tall Man
Wizkid222:During the 19th century, a mortician named Jebediah Morningside developed a fascination with the possibility of an afterlife and sought to reach it. After years of research, he created a machine that would allow him to travel across dimensions, and walked through the gate it left. Only moments later, he returned from his unknown destination, forever changed, known from that moment on as the Tall Man, a mysterious, sinister interdimensional conqueror with an army of the dead.
Mika-chan: oof. Reminds me of Undertaker from Black Butler: book of atlantic.
Wizkid222: I mean alot of people can do that...Satana of the Dead, Shang Tsung etc...but thats off topic and unimportant. Anyway he has superhuman strength, speed and durability, teleportation, telekinesis, regeneration, vision, paralysis, and his sentinel spheres.
Mika-chan: what are sentinel spheres?
Wizkid222: They are small spheres that fly and have to blades coming out of them. He also has thousands of them. Though they arent very durable. Golden ones are stronger than normal sentinels, able to rocket into fully grown adults and send them flyin8g in the air. In the Tall Man's head, and if one Tall Man is killed, this will come out and start attacking. It can fire lasers also. He also has a knife and a drill.
Mika-chan: its an army.
Wizkid222: His main weakness is that he hates the cold.
Ghostface
Wizkid222: Ghostface is the main antagonist of the Scream series. They have also been called the Woodsboro Killer, after the town where the Ghostface costume was first used to commit murders. Ghostface often called their victims on the phone, taunting or threatening them before stabbing them to death with an eight-inch hunting knife. They occasionally ask their victims horror movie trivia, and stalked them in a manner reminiscent of said films.
Mika-chan: cool. Scream is so old.
Wizkid222: How the hell is Scream old. Anyway we all know this knife wielding killer with slightly above average attributes. Weak to generic human things like bullets.
Victor Crowley
Wizkid222: Kids would often pick on him due to his deformity, thus leading to Tom having to shield Victor from the outside world. One Halloween night, three teens come to the house and threw sparklers at it so they could scare Victor out of the house because they wanted to see him. But one of the sparklers caught the door on fire, when Thomas came home he saw the door on fire and the three teens escaped. Thomas tried to save his son by stomping through the door, but it didn't work, so he grabbed a hatchet and started hacking at the door. But what he did not know was that Victor's face was pressed against the other side, and when Thomas created a hole in the door, he also accidentally hatched his son in the face and Victor got a scar on his face and died.
Mika-chan: oof. Why would you press your face against?
Wizkid222: Being Undead victor has his strength dramatically increased to the point he can rip-off limbs and carry other humans as if they were mere dolls. Victor Crowley being a vengeful spirit he is practically immortal but has been shown to die and be resurrected back at his home. He is capable of taking massive amounts of damage to most known weapons but are somewhat useless against him. Though I suppose his main weakness would be his lack of intelligence.
Pumpkinhead
Wizkid222: Pumpkinhead is the demon of vengeance, which appears in the world only when a mortal is desperate and angry enough to use their own blood to summon it to avenge some wrongdoing. Regardless of the crime committed and its severity, Pumpkinhead undertakes its vengeance with a sadistic, overzealous glee, slaying all those who get in its way and tormenting its victims.
Mika-chan: overzealous?
Wizkid222: It means enthusiasm...it has superhuman characteristics, enhanced senses, regeneration, and stealth mastery. He can easily catch up to cars, shrug off shotgun blasts and uproot trees. Pumpkinhead showcases a sadistic cunning and predatory skill, expertly tracking its prey no matter where they run to and having enough knowledge to destroy their methods of escape, such as cars and bikes, and playing dead to lure prey closer.
Mika-chan: oof. Anything else?
Wizkid222: Pumpkinhead tends to torture its victims, taking time to kill them as opposed to killing them outright.
Alien
Wizkid222: The Xenomorph XX121 (also known as, simply, the Alien) is a predatory extraterrestrial race of endoparasitoids descended from biological weapons created by the "Engineers." Highly aggressive and asocial, they are lead by a single Queen that lays eggs while the rest of the hive protects the Queen and gathers new hosts. They have superhuman characteristics, enhanced senses, acidic blood, regeneration, and resistance to acid. For this we are using the generic drone and not the queen
Mika-chan:Xeno literally means foreign or alien. It's literally an alien morph.
Wizkid222: I suppose that's correct. The drones can easily kill humans, dodge gunfire, and has about wall level durability. Xenomorphs bear facehuggers on their bodies for harvesting hosts to impregnate and as backup. Xenomorphs are, while often referred to as animalistic in intelligence, cunning predators with remarkable problem solving skills. They are capable of manipulating basic machinery through observation, and were able to figure out enough about humans to cut the power in Aliens.
Mika-chan: Facehugger? Weird name.
Wizkid222: They latch onto your face. It's an appropriate name. High temperatures can heat up their acid blood and cause them to explode, and they can be stunned by a certain low-intensity ultrasound pulse.
Creeper
Wizkid222: The Creeper is a mysterious monster that awakens every 23rd spring for a 23-day period, spent hunting and killing prey to claim organs with which to replace his own as they are damaged.
Mika-chan: how do human organs make up for monster ones? Doesn't sound like a very efficient replacement to me…
Wizkid222: I have no idea. Anyway he got superhuman characteristics, enhanced senses, flight, telekinesis, and regeneration. He is strong enough to punch through the roof of a car, can keep up with a truck, and can tank bullets. The Creeper is intelligent enough to heavily modify his own truck to make it bulletproof and equip it with various weapons and traps. He has the knowledge to set up complex plans to outsmart his prey and cut off electronics and communications to make his hunts easier. He has a variety of weapons, such as daggers, shuriken, axes, and spears.
Predator
Wizkid222:The Yautja, more commonly known as "Predators"are an extraterrestrial race of warriors and hunters who travel the galaxy seeking dangerous quarry to hunt for sport and honor. They have superhuman characteristics, enhanced senses, resistance to acid, invisibility and its technology. He has a combistick, netgun, plasmacaster, smart disc, wrist blades and self destruction device.
Mika-chan: he was in mortal kombat with xenomorph.
Wizkid222: Indeed he was...wanted baraka instead but whatever. A Predator's cloaking systems short-circuit when exposed to water. Their code of honor makes many Predators reluctant to fight those that cannot fight back, or those that are ill or pregnant. They dislike using their advanced, high-powered weaponry against worthy prey unless necessary.
Pinhead
Wizkid222:Pinhead is one of the leaders of the Cenobites, an extra-dimensional order of demons dedicated to the pursuit of sadomasochism, who travel to Earth to harness human souls and collect others worthy of becoming Cenobites. He was originally Elliot Spencer, a human soldier who was disenchanted with his regular life and summoned the Cenobites using the Lament Configuration, losing his memories upon his ascension to demonhood. He has many different powers, his main being his chains and telekinesis. He was able to catch 3 bullets in his mouth, tank plasma fire, and can break stone with his chains.
Mika-chan: cool anything else
Wizkid222:Pinhead must be summoned by the Lament Configuration to act normally, and is generally only interested in targeting those who wished to summon him, regardless of who solved the puzzle. The Lament Configuration can be used to banish him to Hell.
Leatherface
Wizkid222:Leatherface (real name: Bubba Sawyer originally, Thomas Hewitt in reboot) is the most recurring villain of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre series, and a cannibal. He is one of the biggest horror icons, but unlike most of them, is not supernatural in any way. His main weapons are a chainsaw and sledgehammer. He is also extremely mentally disabled. He does not talk, though he does make vocal sounds. He wears a mask made from a person's skin (hence his name), which he uses to express a personality and engages in murder and cannibalism, alongside his inbred family.
Mika-chan: how does a mask of a person's skin show personality?
Wizkid222:Its a damn cannibal who wears people's faces and that's your question? He has few speed feats, legally mentally handicapped, heavily reliant on/scared of his family, sex and/or beautiful women.