Here is the Bachelor party! Hope you like it! It's not that crazy but I don't really know what they do at Bachelor's parties except get drunk and look at naked women so... anyways here it is! Please review!

The Bachelor Party

Chapter 7


Booth arrived at Hodgin's house about 30 minutes after he had left his own. He hoped tonight would be okay and that Temperance would make it through whatever Angela had in store for her. He laughed at the thought of her going into some long speech about how she was only going along with this for anthropological reasons as this was a right of passage of some sort.

He walked up to the door of the mansion and rang the door bell. To his surprise a woman in a very short maid's uniform answered the door. Her cleavage falling out of the front of the dress as she looked at him and in a sweetish accent said "You are late Mr. Booth. All the other guests have arrived. What a naughty boy you are."

Booth gulped as the woman pulled him into the room where many of his friends, including Hodgins and Zach stood waiting for the show to begin. They all cheered upon him entering the room.

Zach was already a deep shade of crimson from the sparsely dressed women bounding around the room. "Okay, what a lovely evening. Good night you guys."

Booth laughed and patted Zach on the shoulder "You can't leave, I just got here."

"Exactly, do you know what these women are about to do?" Zach rebutted.

Hodgins cut in "I sure do, and we have waited long enough since Booth chose to be late to his own party. Now sit Zach, you aren't walking out on this!"

Hodgins brought Booth a beer and the show began. The women were very pretty but all Booth could think about with Bones and that they would be married in twenty-four hours. Booth didn't even look at them and when they attempted to give him a lap dance he thanked them and requested they dance for Zach.

Anytime someone said the word marriage or Dr. Brennan, Booth was required to take a shot. Zach was so drunk he continued to ask Booth several times if he was excited about marrying Dr. Brennan. After the 3rd shot Booth got tipsy and pissed off at Zach for continuing to ask him. Luckily Zach finally succumbed to his hidden desires and started to dance right along with the strippers do Booth cut him some slack since it was the funniest thing he had ever seen. Hodgins managed to take a couple pictures on his phone for blackmail purposes and Zack never even realized what he had done.

The girls had finished dancing and the party was winding down. Hodgins was still wide awake and not ready for the night to end. "How about let's hit the bar. They are still opened for a while."

"Sounds gooooood to meeee." Zack replied as he slurred his words together as he put his arm over Booth's shoulder.

Booth didn't say a word but gave a death look a Zack. Zack laughed and said "Oh come on Boothy Boo, it's your last night as a free man!" and patted him on the back.

Booth looked at Zach "Don't make me shoot you."

Hodgins laughed and pulled Zack away from Booth "He will do it too man."

"I think I am going to be sick." Zack said as he ran towards the bathroom.

Hodgins and Booth broke out in laughter and they watched him run, still have naked from his strip tease.

"I think I have had enough fun for tonight."

"Alright you guys, there is plenty of beer and liquor left. Feel free to do as you want, my house is your house! The entire 2nd floor is spare bedrooms so feel free to sleep where you like."

The party settled down. Booth looked at his watch and realized it was already after 2. He yawned as he found an empty bed and removed his now very heavy clothing. He crawled in and reached for his phone on the night stand.

He dialed the all to familiar number and smiled as he heard her voice pick up. "Boooooothyyyyy, hi baaaabyyyy!" she said half asleep.

He could tell she was a little drunk if she was calling him baby and he laughed a little to himself. "Hello my sexy wife to be. Did I wake you?"

"Sexy? You think I'm sexy huh? And yeah just a little." She said in a husky voice, almost purring into the phone.

"Baby, don't do that to me, I might be tempted to come home and take you tonight."

"Would that be such a bad thing? But I am not at home."

"Where are you?"

"At a hotel room with Ange."

"Ahhh yes that's right, she didn't want me to find you tonight. Did you have a good time?"

"It was okay, I missed you though."

"I missed you too."

"Remind me to kill Angela in the morning; I am going to have a hang over the size of Texas."

"You are speaking metaphorically, that is so unlike you Bones."

"Uh huh. Lots of things are so unlike me tonight."

"Oh yeah, like what?"

"I dunno, what are you wearing?"

"What do you want me to be wearing?"

"Well, if I had my way you wouldn't be wearing anything. How was your night?"

"It was okay, you know, the usual."

"I don't know what that means."

"It means I sat around thinking of you and how much I love you. I am so happy that I will be able to hold you tomorrow night and every night after that for the rest of our lives."

"SHHHHHH." She whispered into the phone.

"What?"

"I think Angela is awake."

"Oh, okay."

After what seemed like an eternity Booth whispered into the phone "Bones." He waited and got no answer. "Bones." But he still got no answer. He then heard it and chuckled to himself. Temperance was slightly snoring into the phone and he realized she had fallen back asleep.

"Good night baby. I love you." He whispered into the phone as he shut it and allowed himself to drift off to dreamland with thoughts of what tomorrow would bring when Temperance would become his wife.


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