1 - I was bored for an hour and a half, and this is the result. I also posted this on my blog, if you know the secrets to it.

2 - No, I'm not back to fanfiction stuffs. Just thought I'd post this.

3 - If anyone actually likes this, please know you're probably not getting more.

4 - Join Camp Jupiter War Games 'cause it's fun and I said so. Or not.It's your decision. I'm active on there.

5 - Sorry lol, I clicked the wrong thing when I was editing the formatting, and it chose the wrong doc...you weren't supposed to see the other one if you did.

"There once was a boy named Perc-ay,"
"Who was a demigod, they say."
"His mother was Sally,"
"His dad god of the sea."

"Percy went to camp straightaway,"
"And whilst he was there, he learned swordplay."
"So when met with terrors of thee,"
"The child would be unlikely to flee."

"And all of the monsters he'd slay,"
"They'd all exclaim, 'you'll pay!'"
"Percy laughed as they dusty(-d),"
"And they turned the color of pee."

"He and his friends would continue on their way,"
"'Hey, wassup?' Percy'd joyfully say,"
"Before turning the monster to Hade(s),"
"Percy liked to make monster filét,"
"Especially on the third Wednesday."