DISCLAIMER: Boku no Hero Academia's universe, its characters, and everything else belong solely to Kōhei Horikoshi.
AUTHOR'S NOTE: So I couldn't stay away from this fic. I had to add some more stuff to it. Omake time! =P
Izuku and Ochako stare at the TV in disbelief, having just watched the news report on NHK's Newsroom Tokyo finish with a story and was now moving onto the weather report.
"They're doing TP restrictions, again?"
"Why the hell would they do that? People are just going to hoard again by hitting multiple stores in a single day," Ochako complained.
The first few weeks when the virus started shutting down the country and the quarantine went into effect, there was a mass panic of people hitting stores and just grabbing everything they could get: toilet paper tissues, paper towels, all various brands of soap products and hand sanitizers, bleach and cleaning products. It was utter madness. The fact that people hoarded cans of pork and beans of all things in the initial few weeks the virus began to spread caused the government to enforce rules of restrictions on the limits you can buy of certain (reclassified) high-profile products. And now, they're reinforcing the limit restrictions again. They still recall the news reports of people buying mass stock and reselling at triple the price just to make money.
"People are fucking stupid. How much TP do you really need to wipe your own ass?" complained Izuku.
"Apparently a shipping container's worth," said Ochako.
They fist bump each other at the burn slung at idiots.
"People should use more natural things to wipe their asses."
"Make sure it's not poison ivy leaves."
They laughed together.
"Well, when my seventeenth birthday is up in about two weeks, make sure one of my birthday gifts is some toilet paper, okay, honey?" asks Izuku politely and with a sassy grin.
Ochako punched him playfully in the arm.
"Yeah, I'll make sure, Izu baby," she tells him, grinning herself.
Izuku pulls Ochako into his arms and holds her close, nuzzling her cheek. She giggles, enjoying his affection.
I personally believe you don't need a shipping container's worth just to wipe your own ass. Use a rag or your own hand if you out of TP. You can always wash afterward.