Alright, ya'll so I've got some bad news. I'm going on vacation! Which is great for me but bad news for all of ya'll. Because that means I won't be able to update because we're unplugging. So here's a quick little bit of wacky shenanigans.
Percy: Who the heck are you?
The supreme god of this story.
Annabeth: Where's the other guy? Rick Rikordin or something?
I assume you're are talking about Uncle Rick. He's not on this site. *whispers* welcome to fanfiction .net
Leo: Fanfiction...? Are we all about to get naked now?
I DON'T WRITE SMUT! NOT ALL FANFICTION IS SMUT! WHEN WILL PEOPLE REALIZE THAT?!
Frank: The gods are angry! Everyone hide!
Hazel: Calm down...please?
Fine. But I've got my eye on you, Leo.
Jason: So...what is this? What happened to, you know, the plot?
My back hurts, my brain is fuzzy, I feel like garbage, I ate all of my birthday candy, I just graduated and have no clue about anything, do you really want me trying to write the actual plot right now?
Jason: Point made.
Piper: Happy Birthday!
Thank you. A year older and not at all wiser.
Annabeth: And that's why the American education system fails.
Percy: Oh no not again! Annabeth, we've heard your lecture on the education system a million times. *clap* Let *clap* it *clap* go!
Calypso: Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it back anymore.
Frank: Why did you make her a theater kid?
Because I'm a theater kid.
Percy: ...
Annabeth: ...
Jason: ...
Piper: ...
Leo: ...
Frank: ...
Hazel: ...
Calypso: ...
Percy: A theater kid is the supreme god of the story?
Annabeth: Who gave her that power?
Piper: We're all doomed.
Jason: This is...less than ideal.
Leo: Goodbye cruel world!
Frank: Just end it all!
Hazel: *laughs nervously* I'm sure it's not all bad.
Calypso: If she likes Les Miserable, then we're all dead.
SILENCE! You have defiled me and this story! For that, you shall pay!
Percy and Annabeth sing "A Little Fall of Rain" together and then Annabeth dies, Eponine style.
Percy dies.
Jason dies.
Piper dies.
Leo dies.
Frank dies.
Calypso dies.
Hazel lives.
Hazel: I made it?
I like you and you didn't defile me.
Hazel: You know you need to resurrect them for the story to continue, right?
I guess...*sigh*
Everyone comes back to life.
Percy: Well this has been an...expirience.
Annabeth: Definitely...
Alright, guys thanks for reading that trash fire...graduating and candy has not done good things to my creative prowess. But when my vacation is over, I'll be back and better than ever
Hopefully.
Byeee!