The Theft At The City Fest
By Shadowgate
Chapter 2
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Trish said "bye" and hung up.
Karen insisted "let's call the white house."
Trish gave her a look of disgust and said "no I don't want to talk to my brother's former teacher. He's a sick weirdo. It's one thing to be gay but that bastard fucked a pigeon and a he fucked Eric Cartman's pig."
Karen yelled "ewww."
Trish said "speaking of gays I'll call Tweek. He's my brother's significant other."
Trish looked at her brother's phone last week and got his closest friend's numbers just to be a "sneaky sis" as he's called her on a couple of occasions.
She called Tweek's number and Tweek jumps up in the air and screams in front of his friends Craig, Clyde, Token, and Butters.
Token told him "it's just your cell phone Tweek."
"Okay" Tweek replied and then he answered it.
"Hello" the twitchy blond kid said and the prank caller on the other end replied "have you crapped your pants recently?"
Tweek yelled "no I haven't crapped my pants recently."
Then Trish demanded to know "when was the last time you did?"
Tweek yelled "I don't shit in my fucking pants who the fuck is this?"
Then she gave her name "Trish Tucker and I'm in the mayor's office."
Tweek repeated loudly "Trish Tucker in the mayor's office?"
Craig yelled at Tweek "hang up that phone my sister is prank calling you!"
Tweek immediately did what Craig ordered him to do.
Craig yelled "Goddamn it" and after that put his arm around Tweek. He told Tweek everything would be okay and he would have a word with his sister.
In the meantime Trish and Karen were laughing their asses off.
Then suddenly a police officer yelled "FREEZE" and held them both at gun point.
To Be Continued