Dad Jokes
Disclaimer: I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin
Summary: Levi makes lame jokes. Mikasa is not impressed.
"Hey, Mikasa."
"Hm?"
"You wanna know why justice is a dish best served cold?" Levi asked. "Because if it was served warm it would be justwater. Get it?"
Mikasa rolled her eyes behind her book, lying on the couch.
"I'd tell you a joke about pizza, but it's a little cheesy."
Mikasa groaned.
"How much does it cost Santa to park his sleigh? Nothing! It's on the house!"
"Dad. Stop it. I'm reading."
"Hi, Reading. I'm—"
"Mom! Tell Dad to stop with his lame jokes!"
Petra poked her head out of the kitchen. "What's going on?"
"Dad's being annoying," Mikasa complained, sitting up. "I'm trying to read but he keeps making dumb jokes!"
"Levi, come help me with dinner."
"Fine." Levi stood and left.
Mikasa settled in, eagerly returning to her story.
"Last one!" Levi ran back. "What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? Aye matey!"
"DAD!"
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