Pregnant

Disclaimer: I do not own Shingeki no Kyojin

Summary: "He seduced her! And now he has to take responsibility!"

Petra laughed, petting her dog, Eren, as he lounged on the sofa with her, his snout on her stomach.

A frantic knocking came from her door and she paused the TV show. I wasn't expecting company, she thought, walking to the door, a little wary. On the other side stood her very unhappy neighbor. What was his name again? Levi? He lived a floor above her and she'd see him around now and then. Usually they'd nod at each other in the laundry room or the mailroom.

"You!" Levi snarled, eyes locked in on the pit bull by her legs. "It was you!"

Eren promptly turned tail and dashed into the apartment.

"Hey! What the!" Petra spluttered when Levi barged into her apartment after the dog and went to the sofa. "What're you doing?"

"He did it!" Levi spat out. "He's the filthy mongrel that got my Mikasa pregnant!"

Petra remembered seeing Levi at the park with his gorgeous Siberian Husky, Mikasa. Then his words hit her. "Wait, what?"

"The little bastard knows he's guilty so he's hiding!" Levi accused, pointing to where Eren shoved his head under a pillow.

As she recalled, Eren did enjoy playing with Mikasa though Petra had never bothered to get to know Mikasa's owner herself. "Now wait just a minute, you can't make such a baseless accusation!" Sure it was strange that Eren was cowering when normally such an aggressive tone would have caused his hackles to rise and he'd start growling in warning. But that didn't mean anything. Dogs were smart but not that smart. And even then it was only possible if what Levi was saying was true.

"Please! Who else could it be? I've seen your mutt harass my girl at the park! He's the only one with the nerve!"

"Look, I don't know what your damage is but leave my dog alone. Or I'll call the cops."

"Good! Call them! I'm gonna make sure he doesn't get away with it, the dirty little horn dog!" Levi glared and Eren hid his face again. "We'll do a paternity test!"

"Are you nuts?!"

"What, scared the DNA test will nail him to the wall?"

"Even if he is the father, how do you know Mikasa didn't seduce my Eren, huh? What makes you think he was the one chasing after her and not the other way around?"

"As if! Mikasa is way out of his league! She'd never chase him! He seduced her! And now he has to take responsibility!"

"She wishes! And if he did get her pregnant—which isn't possible—he wouldn't ditch her! Eren is a gentleman!"

"If he's anything like his owner, I sincerely doubt it."

"You know what? Let's do a paternity test! How do I know Mikasa didn't get knocked up by another dog and you're trying to trap my baby?!"

Levi looked greatly offended. "How dare you make such a horrible accusation!"

"You started it!"

"Huh?" Moblit gaped at the two weirdos before him. Had he heard them right? Were they seriously demanding a paternity test for their dogs?

"Oh, Levi, good." Hange came out to the reception desk. "I've been trying to reach you."

"So that's why you insisted on coming to this vet!" The short woman rounded on the scowling man. "This is a part of your scheme, isn't it? You were going to get the vet to fake the results!"

Levi gave her a haughty look. "Maybe that's something you would stoop to but I have the truth on my side."

"Whoa, whoa, what's going on there?" Hange jumped in before the argument could escalate, holding up her hands to placate them as they glared heatedly at each other.

"He's the one who has been seducing Mikasa," Levi said, giving the pit bull the evil eye.

"She's not pregnant with his puppies," the redhead declared. "I'm going to prove this idiot is lying."

Hange crossed her arms and nodded to the dogs in question. "I'd say Levi is right. From what I can see, Miss, your dog is definitely pursuing Mikasa."

"Ha! I told you so" Levi said triumphantly.

"Of course she'd take your side. She's in on it!"

"But you are right also," Hange added quickly. "Eren didn't get her pregnant."

"That's total bull—" The redhead suddenly faltered. "What?"

Hange chuckled sheepishly and said to Levi. "This is what I've been calling to tell you about but you won't pick up the damn phone. I got the results mixed up. Mikasa's not pregnant."

"Then why's she been acting so weird?"

"You said you recently changed her food, right? I think it's not agreeing with her."

"I suppose the timing fits." Levi sniffed at the pit bull. "I guess it wasn't him. This time."

"He's neutered, dumbass. Maybe you should be, too," she murmured the last bit under her breath.

"What?"

"Nothing."

"Can you believe the two of them?" Moblit said after they left, still shooting each other hostile looks. "Glad my neighbors aren't like that."

"They'd make such a cute couple, don't you think?" Hange sighed, an almost dreamy look on her face. "Their first meeting was so memorable. They're going to have many more encounters and butt heads and be sassy before eventually warming up to each other and falling in love."

"Doctor, I think you need to watch fewer Korean dramas."

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