DM Edith's Nude Skating

One day, Gru had been busy doing a load of chores that needed doing and now fixing the roof on his house. Meanwhile Dru was teaching Edith how to use a slingshot. They'd been practising for ages to see how far they could make the rocks fly.

One of the rocks landed in Fred's yard. "OK, Edith, time for the newest challenge" said Dru. ''I dare you to skateboard to Pooh Burger and back . . . naked". ''Whoa Really? Why?'' Edith asked in surprise.

"Oh, I see. I hear you like to add walrus for life'' said Dru, ''Every morning you'll go 'good morning, walruses!' And I'll sing at someone's wedding''. He began to bark and grunt like a walrus, smacking his hands together. "ARGH, ARGH, ARGH!". ''But everyone will see my buttocks!'' Edith protested.

"You saw your mom's buttocks when she lost her bikini bottoms," Dru pointed out, grinning. ''But that was only us lot then, there will be lots more people out in the public!'' Edith said.

"Not unless if you stay hidden," Dru advised, putting his hand on Edith's shoulder. ''I won't be hidden in all those wide open spaces'' said Edith. "Well, try to be hidden in alleys," Dru said. ''The homeless people sleep in alleys and underpasses though'' said Edith.

''Oh, so you're a scaredy-cat, eh?" snickered Dru, but then he noticed Edith had gone, "HUH?!". Meanwhile Gru was getting into difficulty with the roof. Margo was helping him. ''Steady, steady'' she heard him say. But Gru accidentally hammered his eye, "DAAAAAAOOOOWWWWWW!" he howled.

''Oh my . . . Dad! Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Oh, my God!'' Margo said, freaking out. Then she calmed down and said, ''Allow me Dad'' and pulled the hammer out of his eye. "YEOW!" Gru shrieked. ''Sorry Dad'' said Margo, ''But it would have hurt a lot more to leave it in there''. "Ah, thanks for the advice," grumbled Gru, rubbing his eye.

''Better go and ask Mom for some first aid Dad'' Margo suggested as she climbed down from the ladder. "Mom!" she called. ''What is it Margo?'' Lucy asked. "Dad, hurt his eye with the hammer," Margo explained.

''Ok, tell him I'm coming out with the first aid kit'' Lucy replied. ''Yes Mom'' said Margo. Lucy got the first aid kit and headed outside after her daughter. ''Here I am Gru'' called Lucy, ' Margo said you'd hurt your eye I've come to fix you up''.

''What are you gonna do honey?'' Gru asked nervously. ''Here keep this ice pack pressed down on your eye'' said Lucy handing it to him. ''Ah thanks Lucy'' he said as he winced at the pain.

''What are those?'' Margo asked her parents, pointing to some clothes scattered on the ground nearby. They seemed very suspicious and . . . . Pink! ''Gru'' Lucy said, ''Those look like Edith's clothes!''.

"WHAT?!" Gru shouted sounding horrified. ''They're Edith's clothes all right'' Margo pointed out, ''Look that's her sweater, skirt, leggings, socks, boots and even her underwear''.

Lucy was as horrified as Gru was, ''What are Edith's clothes doing here?'' she shrieked. Meanwhile, Edith was zooming through the neighbourhood on her skateboard and yes she was naked apart from her pink hat!

People gasped and exclaimed in disgust when they saw Edith's privates. ''Don't look where I'm pointing!'' shouted one woman. Edith could see Pooh Burger in the distance. Suddenly, a siren wailed. This startled Edith and she lost control.

She skidded across the road. Edith's skateboard hit a stone and she flew off it landing smack on the glass window of Pooh Burger. "WAAAAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHHHH!" she screamed loudly.

Inside the restaurant, the people who were sitting down at the table eating screamed too at the sight of a naked girl stuck to the window right next to them!

About five minutes later, Gru, Dru and Lucy arrived. "EDITH!" Gru thundered angrily. ''What?'' Edith asked, trying to play innocent on him. "What were YOU thinking?!" Gru shouted. ''It wasn't my fault'' Edith protested, ''Uncle Dru dared me to do it''.

Hearing this, Gru turned to Dru, who is looking a bit nervous and he can hardly flash a smile. "What? DRRRRUUUUUUU?!" Gru shouted. "Yes, brother?" Dru whimpered. ''What is the meaning of dis?'' Gru demanded. "Uh, I kinda forced Edith to skate naked for challenge," replied Dru, chuckling nervously, ''Brother it was just a joke. Can't you take a joke?''. "NO!" Gru bellowed.

''Edith I brought your clothes to put back on'' said Lucy handing her a bag. Edith saw that her clothes were in the bag. "Thanks, Mom'' said Edith as she started to put them back on, ''I was feeling chilly without my clothes''.

Lucy turned to Gru, ''Gru let it go'' she said, ''I'm sure Dru and Edith have learnt their lessons''. ''Well they better have!'' Gru growled. ''Yes Mom'' said Edith, ''I have''. "Good," Lucy quivered.

The End