Urbosa One Shot
A/N: Wanted to work with Urbosa for a long time, but no time ever felt truly appropriate. But now, on the edge of Age of Calamity, now is the perfect time for this to come to fruition. Sorry for all the fellow No Nutters, but hopefully you'll appreciate the little nod to being unable to bust a nut haha. This is really different from my usual works (he says for like the millionth time) as I wanted to bring something unique to Urbosa x Link. I think I read just about every story starring these two together, but who knows. I hope you guys enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Legend of Zelda or anything relating to the series.
Warnings: OOC, Grammar and Spelling Errors, and Lemons
The Gerudo Desert were truly a terrifying land to be caught in. These ancient lands were inhospitable to any foreign person of object that had the misfortune of winding up in that region of Hyrule.
Between the various monsters of the land and the terrible climate swings, the Gerudo Desert was an unforgiving blemish on the map. The only one's fit do so were the tall, statuesque women that trudged the sands and dwelled in their cities.
Among those fine warriors was a woman who most exuded the terrifyingly beauty that the Gerudo women embody: Urbosa. She was above the rest in both physicality and law. Her word was final and she was a woman who would not be denied…
That is how our hero, Link, found himself in a place even more dangerous than the shifting sands beyond the fortress they were in: in between Urbosa's thick, muscular thighs as they clamped down around his cranium.
"Ha!" The gorgeous dark-skinned tribe leader laughed haughtily as she had the small Hylian trapped between her meaty legs. "Weak and pathetic! Have you learned nothing of our ways? Wrestling is a highly combative sport that requires the utmost intellect and power!" Urbosa explained.
Though with her sensational thigh meat wrapped around his head, Urbosa may as well have been talking to a brick wall. Link sure as hell knew what wrestling was, but the Gerudo women have an interesting take on the sport, they like to wrestle completely bare of any clothing!
So here he was, the Champion of Hyrule and Zelda's most trusted knight, completely nude while on the floor of the Gerudo Chieftain's chambers while the lady herself was completely naked, as evident by the huge, doughy globes of caramel flesh that wobbled on her chest and the heat breathing down his neck while prickly hairs tickled the tip of his spine.
Already, Link was at a major disadvantage standing at a measly 4'10 while the near perfect goddess before him towered at 6'7. Take away their clothes and not only embarrassing him but exciting him as well, he was so awestruck by her nude glory that she already grabbed a hold of him and tossed him to the ground. Letting her contort his body and do as she please with him came secondhanded at that point.
"Mmmph!" Link mumbled through the meat of her luscious muscles. His hands clawed at the taut skin but to no avail, her grip was deadly.
As he feared for his life, through the waning oxygen and consciousness, Link could just barely feel the tingly sensation of his fully erect penis throb as he was choked. Maybe it was a feeling of inadequacy that had him so flustered, the size difference between them was beyond laughable and a bit erotic in a way. Or perhaps Link simply liked to be dominated?
Either way, as the situation goes, Urbosa was about to make the Champion of Hyrule pass out with the most embarrassing of erections.
"Come now Link! Try to break free! Show me the same virility your little friend is showing me!" The muscular babe taunted, squeezing his head just a little more.
Urbosa had the faintest of blushes on her cheeks as she dominated the tiny man. She loved to wrestle, but this was her first time in quite a while that she was wrestling a man. As a Gerudo, it was common to find those far smaller than her, even finding a male who was interested in her was easy, not that she would care. However, something about Link's status and the way she was so easily able to toy with him brought an extra thumping to her heart.
Compared to her sharp, jagged, but ultimately bountiful body, the poor lad was a small slab of pale meat that looked more fit on a pushover than a warrior. His strength, while admirable, was failing him in this little practice match. For a Hylian, he did possess some degree of muscle, but it was still worthless when going against the brute force she possessed.
Urbosa licked her lips. Feeling him writhe against her long legs had her flushed. The chieftain could feel her womanhood begin to heat up and dampen as his neck and shoulders rubbed against her.
As small and unimpressive as his cock was, Urbosa could not deny that it did look quite satisfying right now. Nowhere near the size she would prefer, it would still do enough to satiate her growing lust for the time being.
She watched with intrigue as the various little veins protruded against the light skin of his prick. It looked angry, like it had a Napoleon complex. Her flower fluttered and her legs began to squirm around his cranium as she grew hungry.
"I could crush your head like grape… s-show me some ferocity dammit!" Urbosa ordered lowly, hoping that he would gather the rage and build enough strength to free himself and attack her.
His arms continued to flail, slapping at her monstrously sized lower body. He squeezed her knees, pulled at her thighs, and slapped her calves but to no avail. He was trapped and he was starting to see a tunnel.
Urbosa squeezed a little harder now, just to threaten him. The chieftain dug her calves harder into the skin of his lower abdomen, her body so large that she could easily eclipse him if she were to straighten her appendages, so she had to cross them a bit as to not swallow him whole with her frame.
What the chieftain wanted was to get him to pull one last ditch effort to try and save himself. What she got was his stout cock charging off, sending four thick wads of sticky white seed into the air of the room.
"Mmmhm!" Link moaned into the dark meat that was his prison, his face beet red from both the lack of air, embarrassment, and sexual completion.
With both of her fine crimson eyebrows raised in utter surprise, Urbosa glanced from his face, to his member, and finally her calves where the substance landed. Her own blush spread even more across her cheeks as it sinked in her mind that she made the small lad cum just by choking him.
Her arousal skyrocketed and her mature cunt flooded the back of the boy's neck, effectively lubing it up enough to where he could better weasel out of her deadly clamps.
"Ah!" Link sighed as he could finally breathe again after slipping his head underneath her now eased grasp, letting her tree-trunk like appendages flop to the side. The blonde rolled a good two feet away from the amazon so he could lie on his back and catch his breath in safety.
However, the towering woman had other plans as she regained her wits. In a flash, Urbosa had rolled over in pursuit of him and stopped only when she was squatting above the champion with her toes pressed into the floor while her heavy body swayed perilously above him, threatening to drop on his lap at any moment. Urbosa's fat, wobbling teats, nearly twice the size of his own head, looked absolutely enormous from below.
"Not so fast, Link." Urbosa chuckled as she put her giant hands on the Hylian's lithe chest. "You've made the mistake of climaxing before the Chieftain of the Gerudo in her own chambers no less! For your crimes, I sentence you to a night of love making!"
Link could not get much redder. Even worse, his formerly limpening cock immediately shot back up to maximum capacity, throbbing and rearing for more punishment. He blinked a few times, looking to the suggestive face of the chieftain, past her mammoth bosom that hung down nearly to his chest, and then to her fiery red crotch that drooled slimy, syrupy juices onto his cock.
Giggling like a hyena, Urbosa reached down and grasped his stern erection. Her hand easily swallowed it, so she moved down and pinched the chubby base between her thumb and index finger as she slowly squatted further down.
When his swollen, ruddy purple tip first touched those sweet wet lips of her snatch, Urbosa thought he was going to cum again. However, her bushy cunt wasn't graced with a splash of semen just yet and was soon pierced by his Hylian cock.
A small gasp passed Urbosa's thick blue lips as she sank down, swallowing his turgid stub in one fell swoop. Her wet snatch nearly engulfed his balls as well, but they settled between his spread legs and were left to press against the cleavage of her heavy ass.
Link meanwhile looked to have had his soul leave his body. The tiny man was gasping for breath while he whipped his head back and forth. It was like he was trying to resist the ultimate pleasure that being swallowed in her slot gave him. He dug his fingers into the rug beneath them and tried to keep his legs from shaking uncontrollably.
"Mmm~" Urbosa let out a long, drawn out hum in content as she felt his small cock throb within her velvet walls. His unremarkable stature and size did pose some problems for her, but she would enjoy this, nonetheless.
Lightly dragging her fine fingertips from the middle of his chest down to his navel, the chieftain smirked playfully. "Now Link, feast your eyes upon the Dance of Urbosa! Few Voe have ever lived to see such a divine sight!" She admitted.
Nearly choking on his own tongue, Link nodded vigorously. His hands moved to palm her wide, perfectly rounded hips. Those pale digits sank into the taut flesh of the Amazonian goddess as much as they could, but the muscular beauty's skin was tightly wrapped around powerful muscles that she controlled so easily.
"Ah~" The redheaded bombshell gasped softly, starting to rock back and forth on his stem. The way she moved her hips was hypnotic, drawing his eyes to them as opposed to the giant orbs of flesh dancing on her chest.
Urbosa would pull her hips forward, dragging her red hair accented pelvis on his lower body until his cock nearly slipped from her depths, only to push herself back onto it and crush his legs with her monumental ass.
Making love with such a giant of a woman was dangerous, but Link was already knee deep in. Besides, she made his cock feel so stimulated that it was about to pop! His testicles looked fit to burst! Her slick juicy walls coiled around his prick and milked him, wanting to have another one of his hot, steamy batches only this time directly deposited inside of her.
Unfortunately for Urbosa, who was just warming up, her pussy might have been a little too amazing for the Hylian to withstand.
"Ngh!" Link mewled, his whole-body vibrating. His vibrations of course threw Urbosa for a loop as his cock gyrating inside of her vaginal walls stimulated her greatly. However, a sticky payload followed suit as Link came once again, not even surviving a full minute of her riding him like a stallion.
Looking down as she felt his member soften, Urbosa pulled her left leg up and inspected the gooey mess as it slipped from her cunt along with his prick. "What the…?" She questioned, clearly puzzled.
Slowly, Urbosa dipped two fingers of her right hand into the puddle and brought it to her lips. After sampling the product, she clicked her tongue as disappointment marred her beautiful features.
"This won't do at all, I expected more from you Link." Urbosa chastised as she got off of him.
Link propped himself up on his elbows, watching in fascination as the naked Gerudo stood up and walked over to her own bed in the middle of her chambers. When the redhead instructed him to pick himself up and follow her over to her bed.
Walking up to the taller female, Link was pushed onto his back and was lain on top of those silky sheets.
"Now, let's see if we have a remedy to this situation…" She trailed off as she slowly dropped to her knees and searched under the bed.
The Champion of Hyrule was puzzled as to what she could be searching for, but his questions were answered when she popped right back up, this time holding a great many vials. He instantly recognized what they were and began to understand her intentions.
"Now, down these and we can really start to wrestle~" Urbosa chuckled as she handed him the elixirs.
A Hearty Elixir, a Hasty Elixir, a Mighty Elixir, a Tough Elixir, and an Enduring Elixir.
Struggling to hold all 5 of the bottles he was handed, Link shot Urbosa an incredulous look, not believing that she actually intended for him to throw it all down his hatch.
However, Urbosa clearly wanted him too. "Just do it, I would expect nothing less of a champion who wishes to improve himself. To give you incentive, for each second you spend drinking, I shall spend sucking." The chieftain winked as she crouched down, leaning onto his legs as her large hands grabbed hold of his cock and balls, fondling them.
Link's eyes crossed as his sensitive cock was handled by her experienced hands. Her soft jerking motions had him biting his lip as his cock ached and grew back to it's limits. Picking a bottle and uncorking it, he downed it as quickly as he could.
True to her word, Urbosa's fat blue lips touched his bulbous head and slipped down his shaft as he drank. Easily, the Amazon engulfed the entirety of his length into her hot orifice and pleased him with her tongue.
With the liquid like grace and fluidity she exuded in all aspects of her life, it was no wonder that Urbosa's fellatio was utter heaven. Her mouth had Link's toes curling and his hands had the jitters as he held the bottles. Her loud, lewd sucking and slurping bounced off the walls and rang in his ears, constantly reminding him of how he felt so good and the task he was set with.
The chieftain of the Gerudo had no problem sucking his cock, far from it, but the faster he downed those potions the better. From what she saw between the licking and kissing and sucking, he was almost done with them, just one left to down the hatch. Smirking around his meat, the woman planted her lips firmly against his hairless groin and let her saliva drool onto his base and balls.
Urbosa then pulled her head back, dragging her succulent mouth back towards his tip and revealing a long stain of blue, no doubt from her lipstick. However, when her lips still held his head, she didn't retreat. Instead the giant woman pushed back down to the base of his shaft and opened her mouth even wider! Winking at him, Urbosa began to push his testicles inside of her steamy maw to join his member!
Link's eyebrows knitted together as his cock and balls were all bathing in a warm bath of the chieftain's saliva.
Only when she saw him drop the last bottle onto the bed and clutch his stomach in agony did she pull away. Link had the most pained expression on his face that Urbosa had ever seen the Hylian make, but she did not fret as this was a sign that the various elixirs, he'd devour had started to take effect.
Wiping the spittle from her sloppy blue lips, Urbosa's pupils focused in on his lower half as it started to transform. Slowly, Link's modest 4 inch erection swelled, growing in both length and girth. More and more blood was pumped into it and it grew several shades darker. Veins sprawled around his pipe like rivers and his skin was stretched to it's limits.
He continued to gasp and cry in anguish, feeling as his tool was growing beyond what it was supposed to be. It burned, burned hotter than any fire he'd come across in the world. However, as he slowly opened his eyes to see what had occurred to his penis, the pain faded from his mind and was replaced with astonishment.
What was once small, his prick now towered above his pelvis! The jumbo piece of meat that stood thick and tall like a stone obelisk was nearly a foot in length! Not only that, his cock was angrily throbbing, pushing out a fat dollop of precum as it's growing came to a halt.
"Now…" Urbosa giggled flirtatiously as her eyes raked over his now impressive beast. "This is a cock to be worshipped!"
Link's now impressive tool throbbed mightily, buzzing with excitement as the chieftain grabbed her huge, fat udders and pulled them apart. Her intentions were clear, but shit did it make Link groan when those giant meat bags sandwiched his cock and held it in a tight embrace.
His head flew back and nearly embedded itself in her luxurious bed. The powerful sensations he was feeling were enough to make his formerly laughable cock burst, but the other elixirs were keeping his orgasm at bay, making it boil in his stretched sack.
The gorgeous Amazon between his legs laughed haughtily. "I'm sure you're finding it quite difficult to climax, I presume. Best enjoy this while it lasts anyways." Urbosa told him as she began to drag those meaty canons up and down his improved shaft. Their sweat from both her chest and his own cock made for a perfect grease to lube up her titfuck.
The champion's eyes rolled into the back of his head. The sensation of Urbosa's legendary rack comforting his aching tool was nearly too much. His balls boiled with the incessant need to burst, but the elixir still held him back. This was more torturous than it was pleasure and Urbosa knew that. She just laughed maniacally as she worked her monstrous, sweaty tits over his length.
Her head craned forward, and her lips mashed against his ruddy tip. Thick, salty precum glazed her blue lips as she kissed his tip. Urbosa did not consume his leakage, merely letting it mar her features and paint a nasty picture on her mouth. Her lips curled into a confident smirk as the small, hairless boy with the mammoth cock was at her complete mercy.
Every small twitch of her lips against his tip had his whole girth throb with an aching need. Tormented with no release his blue balls stretched the skin of his wrinkled sack taut against their round expanse. She felt this of course, it's shivering stem vibrating against her meat bags like buzzing bee.
As more cock grease was lathered into the great valley between her massive mammaries, quicker did they slide until they were now slick enough to rub his shaft at blinding speeds.
Plap! Plap! Plap! Plap!
It was a rhythm that stuck in the hero's head like an irresistible melody. It was almost as erotic as the sight of Urbosa actually performing the feat itself.
Still, Link could not cum. He was denied that pleasure and he only just now realized how much he took orgasms for granted. Gasping and mewling pathetically, he looked at Urbosa's please face with as much begging and pleading he could muster.
The redheaded Amazon saw this and merely winked at him before she pulled her mouth away. Still leaving his fat cock between her canons, she placed her hands on his puny legs.
"I take it you are ready to once again bask in the glory of Urbosa?" She questioned confidently, knowing how good of a fuck she was. Her royal cunt was sought after by many and Link was the only one in a long while who got to experience it. However, with this new meat rod of his, he could really lay waste to her baby chamber.
Link of course nodded, hoping that her snatch would relieve him of the tension in his sack. His mighty penis lurched between her massive sacks of fatty meat, displaying it's zeal.
Urbosa chuckled and stood up from her knees. She climbed onto the bed on his right and kept her knees in the mattress as her upper body laxed and slipped forward. She was presenting her ass to the empty space behind her as her jugs flattened against the furniture beneath her.
"Come, mount me Champion~" The tall, redhead cooed.
Faster than you could say "Major Test of Strength," Link was standing behind the ebony goddess and placed both hands on her massive pads of ass flesh. As if uncovering a treasure, Link pulled her cheeks apart and his eyes glazed over in lust as he could once again view her fluttering cunt with the addition of her winking backdoor.
He bit his lip as he took his right hand and grasped his enhanced shaft. Just having his tip bob around her flaming hot entrance warmed him to his core. His swollen helmet brushed against her sticky labia and they both shuddered. However, both would moan hotly as he soon pushed his dick inside of her moist tunnel.
"By the desert sands… such a big cock!" Urbosa praised as she was gently split open.
Link, aside from his moans and grunts, was utterly silent as his member delved into her hot depths. His hands latched onto her incredibly wide, incredibly muscular hips to hold himself steady as his hips neared her juicy ass.
With how wet she was, Link more so slammed into her ass purely by accident as opposed to the steady entry he planned. This unplanned maneuver forced the blunt head of his cunt-cleaver to forcibly punch against her cervix, making Urbosa's eyes pop wide open. Her nails ripped the sheets she had been clenching and her bottom lip bled from her teeth tearing into it.
"Mmm yes~ So deep! I love it!" Urbosa sang happily, pushing her hips back and forcing her butt deeper into his small frame.
Shaking with uncontrollable lust, Link began to pull back and thrust forward in a steady rhythm. Her thick, dark lips gripped his shaft and were tugged along with his motions, massaging his length. The prickly hairs surrounding her drooling snatch tickled his cock and balls every time they collided.
Urbosa was loving it. The way he held her hips, the thickness of his cock and the way it jammed against the entrance to her baby chamber. However, what kept this already amazing fucking from being the best she's ever had was his damn pace. The leader of the Gerudo wanted her back blown out, not gently pushed forward into the mattress.
"Harder Hylian! Make me feel your thrusts! Dominate me!" She pleaded with him.
Hearing her beg for him to escalate his ferocity, Link had no choice but to comply. Especially since his own body was calling for more. His swollen balls felt so close to release, but wouldn't be relieved at this pace. No, they called for something more drastic.
Despite their comical size difference, Link placed his hand on the center of her spine and mustered all of his strength to shove her face down into the sheets. When her arms gave out and her beautiful features were covered in the sheets she tore, Link repositioned. Placing both feet on either side of her knees, Link hopped up and was now hitting Urbosa with the deepest thrusts possible as he now stood at his full height behind her kneeling form.
His pace quickened and became erratic. His hips became an uncontrollable flurry of thrusts. Aggressively, Link's cock forced its way down to Urbosa's deepest depths and battered against her cervix, making her feel him in ways she never imagined.
The heavy, meaty smacks of his hips clapping against her big, bountiful ass sent waves of percussion sounds throughout her personal chambers. It was eerily similar to the clopping of hooves against a muddy meadow. It was more than apt, considering Link's cock now matched the size of his horse's who was outside in the stables.
"Oh yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! This is glorious! Your Hylian cock is masterful!" The amazon shouted praises to the high heavens, not caring for who heard.
Link felt the pressure increase around his prick and Urbosa's body seized up. When he felt his lap grow wet and the clopping of their skin became stickier and even sounded like their flesh was doused in water, that's when he put two and two together. Urbosa was cumming. Her cunt was quite literally exploding from
The knowledge that this imposing woman was brought to a shaking climax by him brough Link great pride. Now he knew that he could properly satisfy a woman of any size, given that they have potions to enhance his Hylian member. However, he still didn't feel like he was going to join her in orgasming anytime soon.
Pulling his body back, Link looked down at their soaked joining and bit his lip. Urbosa's tight anus looked sealed and impenetrable. It was absolutely tighter than her already wonderful snatch. Maybe it would bring him greater pleasure? There was only one way to find out if that was true or not.
Pulling out his gargantuan cock from Urbosa's steaming pussy, a flood of excess femcum dribbled out past her blown out lips and splattered against the bed. His cock dripped, covered in juices. Link figured this was good enough lube with her slick fluids and his own precum. Daringly, Link's cock prodded the rim of her backdoor and he was surprised by how little effort it took to push in.
His knees nearly gave out. Despite the easy entry, Urbosa's asshole was incredibly restricting. It only allowed one single, swollen inch inside before the tight o-ring eliminated the possibility of shoving more inside. Like the stubborn fighter he was, Link kept pulling back and thrusting forward, hoping to jam more of his fat cock inside.
"Mmmh, what are you doing back there my naughty champion?" Urbosa giggled into the back of her hand she used to wipe the spit from her mouth.
Urbosa knew full well what Link was trying to accomplish. For as soon as the caramel goddess relaxed her body, her asshole widened and allowed his monster dong full access to her constricting orifice. She bit her lip when she felt his hips smack into her meaty butt and his balls slap against her creamed cunt.
Link was grunting and puffing, his body growing red as he pushed himself onward. His hips swung recklessly as he searched for his orgasm, yet even fucking her ass didn't bring him any relief. Still, Link felt that he could not orgasm as he did earlier in the evening.
Urbosa's challenge was not to be taken lightly. As he stumbled about in an endless desert of sexual frustration, the mighty Gerudo Chieftain was relishing in his efforts.
A/N: Wanted to end this on a pseudo cliff hanger. Wasn't sure if I could possibly return to this fic soon enough, but I felt I achieved what I set out to do. Did Link finally nut? Or did too many potions fuck up his nuts? Who knows? I sure as hell don't. I hope you guys enjoyed this bittersweet fic and look forward to what I'm bringing to the table next. Thanks guys, see you around!