Date: 1-16-2026
Themes: A homecoming party, nicknames, bathroom drama and other craziness
Place: The Connor Reese House
Action: Carrying suitcases, Kitty walks through the front door. She has just returned home from a church youth conference.
Sarah (embraces Kitty): My angel has finally returned home
Kitty (coughing, she pulls away from Sarah): Please don't touch me. I have a cold.
Sarah (holds Kitty even much more tighter): We are family. We share each other's burdens.
Kitty: Are you sure you want to sacrifice your health for me?
Sarah: I sacrificed my health when I was pregnant with you. Remember?
Kitty: Yes. You told me the story over a million times.
Kyle (hugs Kitty): Welcome back home, Kaisa
Kitty: I prefer the nickname of Kitty. Mom says I am as cute as a kitty.
Kyle: Whats wrong with your real name?
Kitty: Kaisa sounds too formal
Derek (looks at Kitty's ring finger): Interesting
Kitty: Whats interesting?
Derek: Your purity ring is missing. Where is your purity ring?
Kitty: I lost my purity ring during the youth conference. Mr. Ellison, Jasper and Savannah helped me look for the ring. Sadly, we couldn't find it anywhere.
Sarah (suspicious): I don't believe you
Kitty: Its the truth
Cameron (touching Kitty's stomach): I think I feel movement
Kitty (hungry, she walks toward the kitchen): I am hungry
John (running down the stairs with a loaded gun): I am going to kill Jasper. He stole my sister's virginity.
Sarah (to John): You are such a firecracker, buddy
John: Buddy?!
Sarah: Once you were my womb buddy. Now you are just simply my buddy.
Derek: I call that incest
Sarah: Shut up, Derek
Derek: Alright, your royal pain in the butt
Kyle: How about both of you shut up?
Sarah: I'm sorry, Reese
Kyle: I forgive you, my princess
Derek: I need a nickname. How about Captain Reese?
Sarah: No. Kyle is the only captain on my ship. I prefer the nickname of idiot for you.
Derek: Jeanne, you have murder in your eyes. Your heart remains pure though.
Sarah: Please don't call me by my middle name
Derek: I'm sorry, Connor
Sarah (turning to Cameron): Now where were we, Tin Miss?
Cameron: We were discussing Kitty's potential pregnancy
Kitty (shouting): Y'all are crazy
Sarah: Kitty, you were our last hope. I expected for you to make better decisions.
Kitty (stomping her feet): I did not have sex. I am still a virgin. Cameron just heard my stomach growling.
Derek (to Kyle): How about we pay Mr. Ellison and Jasper a visit?
Kyle (loading up his gun): Sure
John: I am coming too
Place: Kitty's church and workplace, Chosen Generation
Action: John, Derek and Kyle confront James Ellison and his altar boy, Jasper Collins (Kitty's boyfriend)
Savannah Weaver (joyfully, she greets the three angry men at the front door): Hello
John (to Savannah): You better run
Savannah (frightened): Why?!
Derek: There may be a lot of bloodshed
Savannah (grasps in horror): OH MY GOD
Kyle: Where is James and that stupid altar boy of his?
Savannah (shivering with fear): They are in the sanctuary praying
Derek: Its a good thing that they are praying before they die
Place: The Sanctuary
(A gunshot disturbs Jasper and James from praying)
James (frightened): What in Jesus' name?
Kyle (punches James): You violated my daughter
James: I did no such thing
John (punches Jasper): I hate you
Jasper: I thought we were friends
John: You lost my trust when you violated my sister
Jasper: I did no such thing
Derek (pointing a gun at James and Jasper): Please come clean or else, perverts
James: The truth is Kitty really did lose her purity ring. Jasper and I hardly touched her. We respected her space. She is still a virgin.
Jasper: Mr. Ellison is telling you the truth
John (looking deep into James and Jasper's eyes): You are not lying
Kyle: I guess we can go back home then
Derek: If anything out of the ordinary happens such a pregnancy, I am going to kill both of you.
James and Jasper: God help us
Place: The Connor Reese House
Situation: Bathroom drama
Sarah (exiting out of the bathroom): All of your pregnancy tests have turned out to be negative
Kitty (following behind Sarah): I was telling you the truth. I don't understand why you had me to take all those tests.
Sarah: I just wanted to make sure
Kitty: There is still hope for me yet. I am happy that you believe me. I can always buy another purity ring.
Sarah: Your virginity is your most sacred gift. I am happy that you didn't give into temptation.
John (running into the bathroom): Excuse me..
Kitty (to John): Please wash your hands afterwards
John (yelling from within the bathroom): The bathroom smells of mucus, blood and f***. However am I suppose to urinate in here?
Sarah (to John): Buddy, why don't you use the spray and the plumber?
John: Its too much hard work. I don't like cleaning up other people's messes.
Chance (feeling the need to urinate, he can't maintain control): I need to use the bathroom really bad. Whatever is taking John so long?
Sarah (strokes Chance's hair): Please be patient, Bambi
(Cameron, Kyle and Derek join in all the "fun". The "chaos" never ends)