The bill had been sent, but Jane wanted it delivered.
It was her one and only chance; the pipes would not burst.
Jane tracks down the mailman and she knocks on the door.
She paces the little front step, and realizes that she has no other excuse or reason but the bill - and the bespectacled broad looked as if she could kill.
Maura heard the knock on the door; Chang was somewhere else about the house, finishing an errand she had her run.
She steps towards it, the door, and opens it.
And before either Jane or Maura could say a word, the bill in Jane's hand begins to move.
Not a second too long of a delay later, it yells: Happy April Fools!
The mailman was apparently not handing out letters or bills.
A/N: I had to. Happy April Fools from HaveringFool!=)
Do disregard this chapter in terms of the story progression.