Me: Finally that creepy imaginator guy's not here, so I can finish this chapter...I GUESS!
Funky Kong and Daisy Chapter 8: School year gone bad...
Funky Kong was just busily doing his assignments, and Mario was in the office for insulting Daisy at recess and kicking Peach off the trick ramp.
Dry Bones: Funky, why is Daisy crying? AGAIN?
FunkyKong: Idk, man. Umm, Mr. Lakitue, why is Daisy crying AGAIN?
Mr. Lakitue: Umm, Mario insulted her, so that's why Mario isn't here right now and Daisy's in the bathroom so...
Funky: Oh...ok...
Funky Kong stopped working for a second and listened to the silent yet loud crying coming from the bathroom.
Dry Bones: You okay there, man?
Funky[starts to cry a little]: Yeah, I'm fine, nothing's wrong with me at all.
Funky Kong never cried in school, so this was kind of a sight to see.
Dry Bones: Awww. Funky's crying!
Koopa: What, what? Bro, Funky what's wrong?
Dry Bones: Tell us, please! We won't tell everyone else who's working on their history of the Mushroom Kingdom.
Funky tried to hide his sorrow, but he couldn't. He wiped his face and hastily put his shades back on. He buried his face in his arms and tears were flowing down his eyes.
Dry Bones: Funky will calm down eventually, besides! He's got emotions too, you know.
Koopa: Yeah, Funky just needs to calm down a bit.
Funky Kong had to do the assignment for homework so he packed in his folder and laid on the desk and sniffled.
A few minutes later, Daisy came back, and It was time for the gym.
Mr. Lakitue: Everyone line up for the gym!
Everyone started getting their gym shoes except for Funky Kong.
He didn't wear shoes
He was still crying
He runs like a normal human.
Daisy: Funky, what's wrong-
[gets hugged by Funky Kong]
Daisy: Funky, you don't have to hug me this ti-
Funky[crying][whispers]: Daisy, I have an a-a crush on you.
Daisy: Funky, OMG! I have a crush on you as well!
When they went outside to go to the gym building...
Mr. Lakitue: Alright, Run to the gym!
Everyone started running to the gym, and the people in the back were playing tag.
Dry Bones: Koopa, you're slow!
Mr. Lakitue: STop playing tag, please!
Koopa: Ok...
At the gym, Mario arrived late and started running with the rest of the class.
Funky[panting]: How the frick are we supposed to complete 10 laps?
Daisy[panting]: Idk man, probably gonna stop us in between laps?
Gym fit Toad: ALRIGHT! TO THE MIDDLE!
Everyone ran to the middle, and Funky sat next to Daisy.
The gym teacher didn't like it when Funky Kong sat next to Daisy, so he did something about it.
Gym fit Toad: Funky, MOVE AWAY FROM DAISY!
Funky: OMG Fine!
Funky got up and sat in between Dry Bones and Luigi.
Daisy was now in between Peach and Rosa.
Gym fit Toad: Alright, NOW WE'RE PLAYING SUPER MARIO TAG, EVERYONE TO THE CORNER OF THE WALL BACK THERE!
Everyone ran to the wall corner, and Koopa was yelling as he ran.
Koopa[panting]: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mario: Geez! Koopa, what are you yelling for?
Koopa[panting]: Cause I can!
Everyone was chatting in the corner wall by the bleachers.
Mario: Ya know Yoshi, I want to be one of the chasers this time.
Yoshi: Bro, you're gonna jinx yourself, man.
Mario: Bro, I'm not gonna get jinxed!
At the other part of the corner wall, Funky, Daisy, Luigi, Peach, and Rosa were talking about random MarioKart Wii stuff.
Rosa: But, the stats for the Mack bikes, the drift is insane with Daisy.
Daisy: But speed is important with Funky Kong and the Flame runner.
Funky: Yeah, but Daisy has a drift stat bonus and I have a speed stat bonus.
Funky put his arm around Daisy and Luigi just fell over after he sneezed from Funkys fur.
Gym it Toad: MARIO AND TOADETTE ARE THE CHASERS!
Mario: YES! WAHOO!
Toadette: Okay?...
Toadette and Mario got rubber balls and went to the other corner of the gym.
Gym fit Toad: 3.2..1...GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mario started running for Daisy first to get her out.
Mario: IM TARGETING DAISY 1ST WOOOOOOOOOO!
Gym fit Toad: EVERYONE, LEAVE DAISY ALONE! I HAVE HAD TO YELL THAT 1,000,000,000 TIMES! LEAVE DAISY ALONE! PEOPLE ARE HUGGING ON HER, PEOPLE ARE...BOTHERING HER TOO MUCH, SHE NEEDS A BREAK! SAME WITH FUNKY! EVERYONE's ASKING HIM QUESTIONS 24/7, ASKING HIM FOR HUGS, AND EVEN WORSE, BOTHERING HIM TO DEATH AND ASKING HIM TO KISS DAISY! STOP!
Mario: Frick your rules, fat Toad! I can do what I want! YEH WWWW!
Mario missed Daisy and picked up the ball while Toadette ran past him trying to get Yoshi and Drybones.
Toadette: C'MERE BOI!
Yoshi: Oh no...I'm fricked up, aren't I?
Dry Bones: Yes the frick you are LOL!
Mario: Finally got Daisy out, and she sat down on the bleachers showing that she was out.
Rosa: So, how do you like the out life?
Daisy: Honestly, I don't care. Alright, I hate Mario cause he's always tryna make me cry…
Rosa: I get what you mean.
Meanwhile, Funky kong was dodging all the balls thrown his way. He flipped over one of Mario's balls and he did a 360 Ooga Booga Flip thing to dodge it.
Funky: YEEEAAAAH! HAHAHAHAHAHAE!
Mario: What? IMPOSSIBLE! I'm not standing for this, Funky, you're getting the frick out now! C'MERE BOI!
After countless attempts of trying to hit Funky…
Mario missed every shot, and Toadette got Dry Bones out, who was still running around, and Funky won.
Funky: WOOHOO, YEAH HAHA HOOHOOHOO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Mario: Yeah, yeah, whatever Chucky Kong!
Gym fit Toad: LINE UP TO GET DRINKS NOOOOOOW!
After getting drinks…
The rest of the gym was free time, and Mario, Drybones, Wario, and Waluigi were going to play Mariobros style kickball outside.
Meanwhile Funky, Daisy, Yoshi, Toad, Peach, Luigi, and Toadette were going to play dodgeball [funky kong style]
Funky kong was starting, he threw it fast and barely missed Toad who was dodging it by an inch.
Toad: AHH!
Funky: I didn't mean to throw it that hard. My bad, Toad.
Toad: It's fine, Funky Kong. Besides, you're the coolest guy here at Mushroom academy soo...
Later, Mario decided to see what the rest of the students were doing, so he went to the cancrete middle to check.
Mario: WHY ARE THEY ALL PLAYING DODGEBALL? THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE! I GOTTA RUIN THIS NOW!
Mario ran over to the dodgeball game.
Funky: Mario, what are you doing here?
He grabbed the ball from Funky Kong and threw the ball mega hard at Toad.
Toad fell on the hard grassy floor, and cut his arm on an active fuzzy bug stinger. He cried on the grass.
Funky Kong, Daisy, and everyone else ran to where Toad got injured at. Funky picked him up and carried him to the gym teacher.
Funky: GYM TEACHER! TOAD GOT INJURED!
Gym fit Toad: Aww, that sucks. Peach, go take him to the nurse to get a bandage and some ice.
Peach: Ok.
Funky then walked back to the dodgeball game, and angrily looked at Mario.
Funky: Mario, why?
Mario: Shut up, Funky. You look like you took 0 showers, and Daisy and Yoshi look like they just got a brick on your head. LOOL STUPEED IDIOTS...
Daisy: STOP!
Mario: I'm SICK OF YOU DAISY! 1st, YOU DON'T ACCEPT ME, SECOND, YOU FLIRT WITH AN HALF FUR GUY, THIRD, YOU'RE GARBAGE, AND YOU NEED FRICKING HELP YA STUPEED IDIOT PIECE OF CRAP!
Daisy started to cry, and Funky went over to her and hugged her in front of everybody, and Mario just stood there and laughed.
Funky[crying]: Now look at what you've done! I'm just going to tell the teacher when he gets here.
Daisy cried in Funky's arms.
Funky Kong: Shh, I got you, Daisy, I got you.
Later...
Mr. Lakitue came back, and It was time to pack up and leave to go home.
Mr. Lakitue: So, how did the gym go?
Funky: Horrible! Toad got injured, and Mario insulted my Daisy.
Mr. Lakitue: Oh my goodness, MARIO IM SICK OF THIS! GET IN THE VERY BACK OF THE LINE! NOW!
Mario got in the back, and they all headed back to class.
At the classroom…
Mr Lakitue waited for a moment and talked to the class before they left to go.
Mr. Lakitue: Alright, so I can't have students being rude, and getting hurt, and yelling at the top of their lungs alright.
And Daisy is getting her feelings hurt and I can't have Daisy take 88 trips to the bathroom, I can't have Funky crying over Mario's cruelness. I can't have Dry Bones troublema-
Dry Bones: I don't troublemake anymore.
Mr. Lakitue: Oh, ok. Anyway, we should all be kind and not hostile towards each other. Mario, your recess time is now 10 minutes instead of 5, and Toad is still mad about what you did to him at lunch. LOOK MARIO! LOOK AT WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!
And Daisy also. MARIO ARE YOU LOOKING? LOOK! YOU DID THIS TO HER! YOU DID THIS! YOU CAUSED HER TO SUFFER LIKE THIS!
YOU THE ONE THAT KEEPS HURTING HER FEELINGS! GO TO THE OFFICE AND WAIT FOR YOUR PARENTS MARIO! I'M SICK OF YOUR NONSENSE! NOW!
Mario walked down to the office and didn't say a word but frick.
Back in class…
Mr. Lakitue continued.
Mr. Lakitue: Like I said, we are supposed to love each other!
Daisy was still crying softly while Funky Kong was soothing her.
Toad was crying in the back of the room, and Peach was crying on her desk.
Mr. Lakitue: Alright, Pack up it's time to go!
Everyone packed their stuff, and left. Funky walked Daisy down in the line, and calmed her down before Funky was going to get picked up by Cranky Kong to go.
Later..
Mr. Thing: Shh, NAMES ARE GETTING CALLED NOOOOOOOOOOOOW!
[Funky Kong]
[Daisy]
[Blue Toad] , Toadette, and Toad Mushroom]
[Mario mario]
So forth and so fourth.
When Funky was about to go, he gave Daisy a kiss on the cheek hugged her quickly and left.