Me: Well, I guess this is the 7th chapter of this thing so-
Life: Why are you still uploading these, don't you have zoom?
Me: Shut up, stupid life choices.
Life: Bruh, you can't be talking about stupid-[gets slapped]ALRIGHT THAT'S IT! IM LEAVING...BYE NC!
Me: Bye stupeed…
Me: Anyway...on to the chapter thing, whatever.
Chapter 7: Imagining the Past…
MarioKart Wii footage #1:
Funky Kong was on the 3rd/3rd lap on the rainbow road, he tricked on all the ramps and again bumped a CPU off the edge.
Funky: I am GOATED...ON THE STICKS!
Daisy: NOO! I WAS ALMOST AT THE LINE! WHY?
Funky: What happened? Did you get combo'd off?
Daisy: I didn't fall off, but I got 4th instead of 2nd...
Funky: Still good tho...just make sure to have protection items...
After the MKwii race...
Funky Kong and Daisy went into the bare kitchen again, they still had lots of food left.
After having a snack, they went upstairs to sleep for the rest of the night.
Funky: Goodnight, Daisy.
Daisy: Goodnight, Dad...
Funky Kong: Umm...Da-daisy... I...
Funky Kong was shocked out of his mind, he was taking care of Daisy, feeding her, and now he's technically her BF and her Dad.
Funky: [sniffles and hugs Daisy and goes to sleep]
Daisy: [goes to sleep in Funky Kong's arms]
After 2 ½ hours, Mario came back, but for a different reason.
Mario: Gotta hide! But first, I need to see what Funky Kong is doing with his Daisy.
Mario crept up to his room and creaked open the door, and he saw Funky Kong with his arms around his precious Daisy.
Mario: [cries softly] So cute!
Mario quickly dashed out of the room and back downstairs under the couch.
Meanwhile, with Funky and Daisy, Funky Kong noticed something odd when he woke up. He was tired, he was cranky, and he thought Mario was in his house somewhere, but he couldn't get out of his bed unless Daisy woke up, he still had her in his arms.
A few minutes later and Daisy awoke, once she got up, she noticed that her vision was just brown fur.
Daisy Began to sneeze.
Daisy: AHHCHO...
Funky: Oh sorry, Ill le-
Daisy: It is alright Funky, I sneeze from a lot of things, so I don't fault you at all!
Funky: Ok...Wait, today's Christmas the 1st! We gotta get our tree ready!
Daisy: OK!
But before that, they imagined the past things that lead up to this...
THE PAST...
Mrs. Toad: So today we're going to be doing a school play!
[crowd applause]
Mrs. Toad: So, the individuals doing the play are...
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Mario Mario
Luigi Mario
Peach
Daisy
Rosie
Nabbit
Lakitu
Koopa
Drybones
Funky Kong
Donkey Kong
Diddy Kong
Dixie Kong
Toad Mushroom [thats his last name]
Toaddette Mushroom
Bowser Jr
Baby Mario, Luigi, Peach, Yoshi, and Daisy
Yoshi
And Birdo
Mrs, Toad: Alrighty, hope you enjoy our play, and if you have any questions please save them after the play.
3...2...1...GOO!
The Play started and there were students on different instruments.
Funky, Daisy & Mario: Guitar & Bass
Luigi & Lakitu: Brass
Koopa & Dry Bones: Keyboard/E piano
Peach: Woodwind/Flute [gold]
The rest of the play: Singers
Mrs. Toad: Percussion/conductor
[after the play]...
The next day came around for school, and everyone except Mario and Darybones arrived on time.
Mr. Lakitue: Alright, so we-
Mario and Drybones: [panting] Sorry we're late!
Drybones: I was caught in traffic through Mushroom city, and Mom had to yell at the guys in front to move their stupid selves out the way.
Mr. Lakitue: Hmmm...Ok, ok. I see how you were late, you have 1 excused tardy now, and YOU Mario? What are you doing here late?
Mario: Umm... ahhh…
Mr. Lakitue interrupted him, "Well? Spit it out! I don't have time for this nonsense!
Mario: Uhh, same reason? HEHEH?
Mr. Lakitue: UGH! Mario, I've had enough of your lies, you were unexcused tardy so that's what you get!
Mario: MAMA -IA!
Mr. Lakitue was not about to put up with Mario's language, he told him to get to his seat now before he gets sent to the principal detention again.
Mario sat down after that, he hurried to his seat which was next to Yoshi, then Daisy, then Funky, then Luigi.
Mr. Lakitue: Alright, back to what I was saying, we-
Mario: [mumbles] Stupid Mr. Lakitueeb man! Grrr…
Mr. Lakitue: Ohh, backtalk I hear? WELL GUESS WHERE THE FRICK YOU'RE GOING MR! THE OFFICE!
Mario: Honestly dude like...frick this classroom for all it's worth, which is nothing...but TORTURE!
Mario stomped out of the classroom and daisy asked to get a drink, so when Daisy walked out of the classroom she was going to probably get caught by Mario.
Daisy: [humming daisy circuit]
Mario: WHAT's THAT NOISE? WHY IS THAT UGLY MUSIC HUMMING NOISE PLAYING?
Daisy walked past Mario, she left him alone and didn't say a word to him.
Mario: DAISY, GET BACK TO CLASS...NOW!
Daisy: [still humming] [gulping water]
Mario: WHAT DID I JUST SAY...GET BACK TO CLASS!
Daisy went back to class or tried to, just as she was going to enter the classroom, Mario took her by the hair, and swung her against the wall.
Daisy: [angrily] OWW! MARIO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME?
Mario: JUST YOU WAIT! HEHEHE!
Mr. Lakitue: Wait, guys stop working. What's that noise? Funky, can you go out and check out what's happening and report back?
Funky: Sure.
Funky went out in the hall, and he quickly rushed back in.
Funky: I saw…[about to vomit]Mario...Fricking Daisy...in the hall...bluah!
Mr. Lakitue: WAIT, WHAT? Hold on, lemme check- OHH MY GOSH, WHAT THE HECK IS HAPPENING OUT HERE!
Mario stopped doing it and Dropped Daisy, but there was stuff all over the floor.
Mr. Lakitue: MARIO, WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON, AND WHY IS THERE STUFF ON THE FLOOR?
Mario: Uhh, I can explain…
Daisy:[panting]Mario...h-he was…[moans again]
Daisy began taking large breaths as she got up, she was tired and fell right as she got in the classroom.
Mr. Laktiue: WELL...YOU HAVE ALOT OF EXPLANING TO DO, MR!
Mario: Well, Im fricked...
Mr. Lakitue: TO THE OFFICE UNTILL LUNCH!
Mario: Yes, Mr. Dumb-ss
Mr. LAKITUE: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Mario just took a casual trip to the office with a smile on his face.
Mario: Can't wait till lunch so I can mess with Daisy again, HEHE!
AFTER THE OOFFICE TIME...
It was almost time for lunch, and the class was heading out the main building to the cafeteria building down the cancrete roadway.
Mr. Lakitue: Mario should be here right now...Imma go check...
Mr. lakitue went to go check on Mario before they went to lunch.
While he was gone, everyone was chatting but staying in line, well mostly.
DryBones: Why do we have to wait out here in the cold?
Koopa: Dude! We have jackets! We'll be fine! Besides, you are in a fur coat shell, man!
Drybones: Oh, I forgot about that...
Koopa: I'm sure you did.
Meanwhile in the front of the line...
Funky: So, why are Drybones and Koopa shivering when they both have coats on?
Luigi: Idk, probably being stuid again?
Daisy: Mr. Lakitue is coing b-back now.
Funky: HEY, EVERYON FORM A STRAIGHT LINE! NOW!
Funky's directions made everyone form a straight line, and Mr. Lakitue came back and was suprised.
Mr. Lakitue: Wow, you were like this the entire time?
Daisy: Mostly...
Funky Kong: Yeah, Koopa and DryBones were MEMEing back there, and pretending they were cold and complaining so, and the middle of the line was talking while other classes passed.
Mr. Lakitue: Anyway, everyone head in, imma go get my office chart.
Funky was leading the class in, and being a good example for the little children toads and babies right by him, sitting at their tables, watching the older class walk by.
Funky and Daisy got out of line, ad went to find their siblings andgave them hugs, and Funky gave Daisy a hug while hanging out with their siblings.
Daisy: So, Funky where do you wanna eat a-
Luigi: Come on, were all sitting together, come join!
Funky: Ok!
Daisy and Funky went over to the table, and sat next to eachother, while sitting in the middle of Luigi and Peach.
There were 6 people crowded together enjoying lunch on each end of the table.
Funky, Daisy, Luigi, Peach, Toad, and Toadette were sitting with eachother at the right end of the table.
Meanwhile Mario, Yoshi, Dry Bowser Jr, Blue toad, Waluigi, Wario, Rosalina, and Drybones and Koopa.
Mario: So, who wants to do spin the bottle again? I made it extra Hot! HEHE!
Yoshi: Woooahh son, you need to chill yoself, msn.
Drybones: And isn't that game not allowed cause it was [crushy and love mushy]?
Mario: To heck with the stupid rules here, I can do what I want, besides, all the teachers and principals besides Daisy's mother are Garbage.
Drybones: OOH, mario's crushing on Daisy's mom? Bruh, you've lost it, man. You think Funky's gonna let you have his Daisy? No, do you think Daisys' gonna let you have her mom? Absolutely Not!
Mario: Drybones, you're just a bone creature, I can get Daisy's mom easily! No work needed!
Wario: let's see you get away with flirting with Daisy's mom, LOL!
Yoshi: Yeah, Let's see it!
Drybones: Don't doubt the dry of the bones, my guy.
Mario: Ill go do it right now iinfact!
Waluigi: Yeah, do it. We well just be laughing at you when you get denied by both.
Mario: Daisy deserves me instead of that"FUNKY KONG" guy. Besides, hes a ape, who wants to flirt with an ape?
DryBones: Funky's not an ape, he's a human, he LOOKs like an ape though.
Mario: Okay, imma just go propose now..see ya till the wedding!
Koopa: Okay, mr wise guy.
Mario literally got up, and did just that. He went over to Daisy and asked her out.
Mario: So? What do ya say about dinner tonight?
Daisy just looked at Mario and let him have his fun being stupid.
Funky just looked at him and so did the rest of them, and Mario was embarrassed. He looked at his part of the table, and everyone was laughing at him so hard that most of them fell out their chairs.
Yoshi: LOL, this man didn't succeed not one bit LOOL
Koopa: YOu got that right LOOOOOOL
Mario just walked back to the table with a annoyed look on his face.
Mario: Bro, i'm so freaking embarrassed man.
Koopa: We know [laughs]
Mario got so angry, he went over to Funky Kong and tried to take off his bandana but failed.
Funky: OWW! What the heck, Mario? Why would you do that?
Mario: Don't worry about it, I'm mad...
Toad: I figured, Mario. LOL
Mario: [grindes teeth] COMERE TOAD!
Mario grabbed Toad by the head and Yeeted him across the table and back again.
Toad fell on the cold floor and cried in anger and pain.
Funky: Oh no, Toad! Are you alright?
Daisy: Do you need a hu-
Toad ran to Daisy, and hugged her tight.
Daisy: Shhh, it's alright Toad, I'll make sure that never happens again, alright.
Toad: D-dd-daisy! p-pleeeeasE!
Daisy: I know how you feel, Toad. I went through the same thing in Preschool.
Toad[crying] lets go of Daisy and walks with everyone to the line up section of luch where the were going out for recess.
Toad sat in one of the chapel chairs and tried to calm down.
Daisy sat down next to him, and talked to him gently.
She began rubbing his back, as this showed a sign of comfort.
Toad: [sniffles] Daisy, i'm fine I think...
MEANWHILE AT RECESS...
The class waa going to play pretend MarioKart Wii or something like that. They set up a race track with a few jumps here and there.
During the game, Mario did something incredibly stupid and sinful. When on the trick ramp, he tricked right with peach right by him, causing here to be kicked in her stomach, which she fell to the cancrete ground crying.
Drybones: TIME OUT NOW! SOME ONES INJURED SEVERELY!
Everyone crowded over the incident, and saw what happened.
Funky: Oh no, not Peach too!
Luigi picked Peach up and took her to Mr. Lakitue, and he told them to go to the office for a ice pack.
Luigi: It's fine Peach, It's fine.
Peach[crying]: O-ok...
After that was over, everyone lined up and went back to the main building, and Mario was in big trouble when they got back to class.
When they were walking, Funky noticed that Daisy was crying also.
Funky: Why is everyone getting injured today?
When they got in the main building, everyone heard Daisy crying in the front of the line, but could only see Funky Kong behind Yoshi.
Drybones: Mr. Lakitue, why is Daisy crying? And I can't even see her!
They were about to soon when they started moving, and soo they did.
Drybones saw that Daisy wrapped in Funkys right arm crying.
Drybones: Poor Daisy, she and Peach are always the targets.
THIS IS JUST CRINGY MAN
After they went to class, Funky Walked Daisy to class, and looked at Daisy with a sad face while traveling to his seat.
Funky: Drybones, why aren't you troublemaking anymore?
Drybones: Because it's wrong.
Funky: Oh..ok.
Daisy laid down on her desk crying, and Mr. Lakitue ordered her to go to the Girls bathroom to calm herself down.
Funky just did his assignments before the day ended, but that was just the start of imagining the past...
LOOOOL