hey there people, shout out to SteampunkDragon987 for being #1 fan, if you like Casey Johns from TMNT than you might lime this chapter. but you might disagree with who i chose to be him. oh and Kota is in here.


A week has passed as the group awaits the results of the entrance exams. Melissa had been despondent all week. When asked she would simply respond with "one point." To say the least it was creeping Toshinori out.

She wanted to tell Melissa her results but she promised the Nezus to film everyone's reactions when she tells all the kids Melissa's score in the holo-projection.

Knock.

Knock.

Oh thank goodness the other victims…. I mean guests are here. Opening the door she found the hen mother Inko leading the group of boys that practically towered over her, with Eri in her rightful spot on Izuku's shoulder, Mira the ever smiling Tin-Tin lookalike, and Mei or better known as girl Tenya.

"Hey, glad you all could make it. Please take a seat." Instructed The number one hero. "Now as some of you have noticed Melissa is the only one of you, to have not gotten a letter. That is because I was personally given the results shortly after it's recording." Toshinori held the envelope up for all to see.

"MAD DOGS GET THAT LETTER." Melissa ordered.

All-Might was quick to transform as the others rushed her. Denki was the first to reach her and the first to fail as All-Might raised the letter higher while simultaneously pushing Denki to the floor. Tenya was next jabbing at envelope with the four mechanical arms protruding from his current battle pack. All-Might proved to be ready as she stood in place but her arm becoming a blur. Mira jumped onto the dodging appendage, which she will come to regret.

"GeT Me OfF ThIs RiDe" she cried out distortedly.

"Dog Pile." Izuku called out as he, Hanta, Mei, and Eri. Jumped on All-Might.

Not wanting to be the disliked aunt to Eri, All-Might feigned defeat.

Proving herself to be in the ranks of the Mad Dogs, Eri scrambled her way over everyone to the letter, snatching and ripping it open with her teeth like the mad child the boys have come to know her as.

"THIS IS A PROJECTION." The enlarged image of All-Might yelled to everyone.

"I'm in town for only one thing. I've come to teach at U.A." Everyone was slightly shocked at news.

"What's that you say? Get to the point? Fine got it. Even though you passed the written portion. Getting zero on the practical naturally means failing." That was a shock to the system. No one knew Melissa scored no points. Denki pulled her into hug when she cast her eyes to the floor, tears at the corner of her eyes.

"BUT." The real a Toshinori said along her projection getting everyone's attention.

"That's not all to this story. Let me entertain you, please watch the screen." The Mad Dogs plus Big Momma Inko ( a title only the mothereist mothers earn) watched as a boy, with red spiky hair and a duffel bag with a hockey stick and baseball bat sticking out, spoke with an instructor.

"Hey, I don't know if you guys do this but could you give some of my points to the blonde girl with glasses, I think she's American. At the end she was mumbling about 'One Point'. I owe it to her for saving me." All-Might reappeared on screen.

"You've acquired your Quirk. And you've moved others with your actions." The scene cut back to the boy talking to Present Mic.

"Sorry little listener, we can't do that. But it shouldn't be a problem if what you said is true." All-Might stopped the video within a hologram.

"In this exam we aren't just looking for villain points. A hero course that rejects those who do the right thing is no hero course at all." Everyone leaned in closer at this point.

"IN THIS JOB YOU PUT YOUR LIFE ON THE LINE. AND YOUR MONEY WHERE YOUR MOUTH IS. HERO POINTS ARE THE REAL FACTOR. AND MELISSA SHIELD YOU HAVE BEEN AWARDED 60 HERO POINTS. WELCOME. TO. YOUR HERO ACADEMIA."

Melissa, never saw the celebratory dog pile coming. Receiving cheers and congratulations she let tears fall as the most vibrant smile Denki had ever seen spread across those once frowning lips. Wait, is this the start of something?

"Let's go out to celebrate the complete Mad Dog team going to U.A. we'll be counting on you to guide us big sis." Izuku told Mira while picking up Eri and making way for the front door of the house.

"I'll do what I can you green horns. I know where we can go though. Albearto's!" She cheered.

"Segway, If we're going to Albearto's than we need to show up in style." Spoke up Tenya he's glasses glaring over as Mei's goggles began release burst of steam.

Tenya's garage a.k.a the Turbo-Hero Ingenium's garage

"Ladies, gentlemen and horrendous older blood related sisters."

"I can have that thing decommissioned." Tensei threatened. When she agreed to let Tenya build a vehicle here, as being a speed based hero her agency was automatically given jurisdiction of hero vehicle manufacturing paperwork, she did not expect her brother to make this monster car from a moon buggy he found at the beach.

Who the hell throws away a moon buggy?

"Feast your eyes the latest baby Purple and I have been working on for nine months of sleepless but fulfilling nights." It's a good thing everyone has come to know this is just how the goggle wearer spoke pulling a tarp off the behemoth vehicle. "Ta-stinking-Da. The Turtle Tank."

"Woah, guys nice work, it really looks like a turtle on wheels." Denki said admiring the tank. "Is that an American taxi cab?"

"She's big and beautiful." Izuku threw in his two cents.

"We are going to get a lot of parking tickets in that thing." Hanta said jovially but jokingly.

Tenya lead everyone to the back of the tank where the access hatch was located. Stepping into the tank everyone noticed how spacey it was, a wide circular….cockpit was the best way to describe it. Izuku could stand full height and still have room to jump.

"Allow me to show you around. Over here we have navigation and-down here is a, wait for it, bowling ball launcher, strike." Tenya lightly chuckled at his own joke. "And there is the"

"Soft serve ice-cream machine!" Denki squeaked as he and Eri both tried to get to the desert but Izuku wouldn't let them, saying it will spoil their dinner. "Please tell me there is a sprinkles cannon."

"Ooh, nice one, rainbow and chocolate." Mei said writing that down for future upgrades.

"Not only that my orange wearing brother, but that is an American taxi on the roof, I just wanted you to know I wasn't ignoring you. But It's more than that as it also acts as a VTOL jet. Courtesy of the beautiful mind of my partner in science." Tenya trying to flirt with Mei at the end. Tensei could not believe it, to think that just a year ago her actual little brother had zero interest in girls. I guess the fastest way to the nerds heart is through his programming.

"While the Turtle Taxi is piloted by myself. It has deployable motor cycles I like to call Shell-hogs."

"It what's!"Question Melissa. "All of this is fucking impossible as your stupid Bō." She said annoyed. The only person to ever do this type of build was her dad and not on this scale.

"That's my field of science, Melissa, we've been over this."

"Shell what, now?" Izuku asked still keeping Denki and Eri away from the ice-cream machine. Eri had just jumped off Denki's shoulders diving for the sample ice-cream. Izuku pushed his foot into Orange's face keeping him at bay while catching Eri mid-flight.

"Motorcycles built into the tank but only two, for Hanta and Denki." Tenya explained further.

"What's that leave for me?" Izuku asked looking so pitiful that Denki took the responsibility to make sure Eri didn't get to the machine so Izuku could sulk.

"I don't know Izuku. What would that leave you with?" Tenya asked sarcastically as a large chair lowered behind them. "I'm sure it leaves you with a big red chair with your name on it and your exact lumbar settings" he added getting Izuku awe at the seat. "Captain the controls are yours'."

"Seatbelts everyone." Izuku jumped into the pilot chair and revved the engine.

With a push of a button the Mad Dogs were in custom tailored seats and on their way to the family friendly pizzeria.

Alberto's Pizza

The place was as busy as ever. Children running this way and that, as there is a birthday party being hosted, parents seemingly not there to deal with this chaos of sugar rush bombs.

A manager was having a pep talk with one of her employees. A familiar spiked redhead.

"I hope we're not heading to another one of your epic party fails. Party Captain Kirishima." A surly nondescript woman quietly raged to the faux red head.

"No way ma'am. Tonight is the night I'm finally getting the party through the Alberto's happy birthday song …..and cake."

"You better." The boss warned getting in his face. Never let it be said that Kirishima is not a patient guy. Here if it where anyone else, they would have thrown a punch at this invasion of personal space. He just smiled and went off to greet the eight people that just walked in.

"Hey I know you. You're that girl that saved my life at the exam."

The Mad Dogs had just walked in when the guy from the video called for their attention.

"And you're the guy that tried to give me some of his points. I'm Shield, Melissa and these are my friends. Hatsume, Mei" Mei gave a half hearted wave as she was going over the specs of the latest project. "Togata, Mira" Mira bowed slightly. "Iida Tenya." "Yo" was his introduction. "Sero, Hanta" "Respect the hair." Hanta complimented. "Midoriya, Izuku and his would be daughter Eri." Eri was struggling to pull Izuku to the ball pit as he waved to Kirishima "And last but not least; Kaminari, Denki." "Hey, there."

"I'm Kirishima, Eijiro." Izuku stepped forward. Now Kirishima could see that his forehead reached up to Izuku's chin. Damn he's tall. " and I'll be the Party Captain tonight."

"Kirishima you tried to help our friend. If you need anything let us know and we'll help the best we can."

"I appreciate that. Okay you guys go get seated because the show will be starting in a few moments." Kirishima said rushing to the stage.

"Get hyped kids, coming to the stage to sing happy birthday, give a big WOW for, the guru of Gorgonzola himself. Albearto and fun his time band, Cheery Tomato, and Lord Gouda."

Okay that last mascot was new. Last time they where here Albearto's had a stick of pepperoni dressed as an American president at the drums. Now he was replaced by an overweight shogun wearing hand-held cheese graters on his shoulders trailing down to meet at the crest, crossed fondu forks over a wooden plate, his face was unseen as the helm he wore covered all but his glowing yellow eye in the abyss of darkness, did I mention he seemed to be made of cheese.

The bear in a chefs uniform addressed the kids in the crowd.

"Bonjurno, kiddies." Albearto sang out. "I hear someone is another year older today, and I'm not talking about my underwear."

Ba-Dum

Tsh

"Oh that bear is clever." Hanta chuckled.

"Okay sing with me kids. Ha~"

"Hey Albearto!" Yelled a boy, with a red hat and two yellow horns coming from he front of said hat, before he stood on his table and threw his mug of soda at the bears open mouth.

Kirishima's job flashed before his eyes, his stellar interview with the boss, giving out prizes to the kids for trading tickets and because some just acted manly in his opinion, his first day taking home left over pizza, and lastly his first pay check which he was supposed to receive tonight. That's right all that has happened last week.

The world slowed when the redhead boy picked up a tray to block the soda and mug but alas he was to slow. The mug landed directly in Albearto's open mouth causing him to spasm and glitch before flames erupted from his limp form.

The children quickly broke back down into chaos as Kirishima closed the curtains and walked back stage.

"What am I gonna do!?" He asked panically before the back entrance door opened and his new acquaintances barged in doing a hero poses.

"The fix is in the house. Swooping in like a boss."Izuku stated while flexing both arms over his head and standing center. Hanta to his right, holding his sword in one hand arm angled back. Tenya and Mei on the far right Tenya crossing his staff with Mei's giant crescent wrench. Melissa and Denki to his left posing as if Melissa was going to throw Denki like a javelin at an enemy if need be. And little Eri stood in front of everyone posing like Izuku.

"Unless one of you is a robotics expert than you can't help me!" The sharp toothed boy raged.

"Chill man. Tenya and Mei can fix this while the rest of us try to run damage control."

Before Eijiro could object the Mad Dogs dispersed onto a flurry of movement. The next thing the redhead knew he was watching Albearto being brought back online.

"Meet Albearto ver. 2.14.2. I upgraded Mei's upgrade in the middle of the up grade."

"I love it when he talks nerdy." Mei said with a shine in her cross-haired eyes.

"Okay, but will he sing happy birthday?"

"Oh he'll dazzle." Tenya punctuating his sentence with jazz hands from not only himself and his spider pack but also Mei.

The others had just got the children back under control. When the second show started with Albearto wearing sunglasses and an electric guitar. The band soon put an amazing show all of the kids throwing their' rock hands in the air. Until the chef dressed bear started to glitch again.

"TENYA WHATS WRONG WITH IT NOW!?" Kirishima yelled at a panicking Iida smashing buttons on the remote that controls Albearto.

"I forgot to change the batteries in my controller." Tenya started smashing the abort button faster and with more strength until his frustrations lead him to start hitting it with his face until it broke.

"So, bad news. We can't fix this." Mei explained watching as Albearto's guitar struck the face of one the stage lights sending more power to his processor. On this day true artificial intelligence was born.

When Alberto stopped glitching from his encounter with the light, he laid motionless. Kirishima rushed in front of Albearto, trying to hide the block the view of the robot.

"Okay, so that happened but we can still sing happy birthday without him." As Kirishima began to sing a shadow was over his person. Turning around the redhead was shocked to Albearto rising to his feet. The right portion of his mascot suit burned away revealing a partial amount of the bear's head and a red glowing eye.

"Hi-diddly-ho to pump this party up. Let's play." He said menacingly as he walked off stage towards the children, lightening sparking behind from the stage, scaring the children onto running away. Except one boy with the red hat so buried in his fears he couldn't move. Albearto reached for the boy.

"Play nice Albearto." Kirishima commanded using a metal serving tray to cut off Albearto's fake hands. The boy in the red hat briefly latched onto Kirishima until he told to run like the other kids. With a groan The chef bear turned to look at The would be hero. Then it glanced to his exposed robotic hands.

"Gee, thanks for the new claws Eijiro." Alberto thanked as posed to slash.

"It knows my name." Kirishima yelped holding hi tray in front of his face.

"These are way better to open gifts with." The bear raged attack the presents on the table behind The redhead. Taking this opportune moment, Kirishima wasted no time getting the kids out of the establishment. After locking the so no one else would walk in on this dangerous automaton.

Albearto after tearing through the gifts walked its way over to Kirishima who had just locked the door, laughing as he posed to strike him.

"POWER knuckle-sandwich." Came a yell. As Kirishima watched as the blond girl with shorter her and muscular build punched the bear away crashing into a table. The other Mad Dogs, except Eri as she was now helping the lone boy that was accidentally locked in, joined her almost all brandishing a weapon." we got it from here red. He may have the crazy but we got the can leave if you need to."

"I haven't even handed out the party invitations yet." Albearto punned getting. Now facing the stage several cables launched out his mouth, connecting to the other two animatronics.

"He's bringing the others to life." Tenya reading off the data from his glasses.

"No sweat, we still got this." Izuku replied cockily.

Albearto's head quickly rotated to the Smak-a-Vole game more cables shooting. When the mallet gamed came to life it realer a near uncountable amount of voles with miner helmets on their heads.

"Uh, you didn't have plans did you spikes?" Mira joked.

"Oh I'm staying. I am the Party Captain and it is my job to save Kota's birthday." Kirishima responded walking out of the employee locker room wearing a red hockey mask and wielding hockey stick.

The group heard a yelp. Looking in the direction the group witnessed the voles dragging Kota away from Eri, who's is now standing in front of a claw machine, to the smack-a-vole machine.

"Right after I save Kota. GOONGALA!" Kirishima yelled running forward.

The battle is on. Kirishima couldn't waist time on the main band, power sliding under the pounding mascots. Kirishima made it on top of the machine before the rodents. Snatching Kota away and held him closely Kirishima reeded himself.

"It's go time." The display of the machine lit up. 'Let's Play'. Three voles immediately lunged for the two. Kirishima swiped his weapon swatting all three into wall breaking them.

"My entrance exam was harder than this." He antagonized slapping onther four away. Another owner received a kick after the red hockey player quickly put Kota in a spot that was easier to guard.

A few voles inside the machine nearly succeeded in their ambush until being smacked aside from a game-mallet wielding Kota.

"Nice swing kid. You play baseball?" He asked slapping another evil rodent away this time into the head of Lord Gouda.

Kota was about answer until they saw a coke dressed as an old prospector. The vole was laughing maniacally as he I steered a coin in the rocket machine it sat in. The machine began to rock faster and faster the rocket broke lose flying towards our sports bros.

Kirishima plucked Kota into his arms diving off the machine and towards Eri as it blew up.

Eri had just gotten the claw machine open so she can hide. Kirishima shoved both kids in.

"You'll be safe in there. Plus you both have a new friend." He said before being swept away in a tidal wave of voles.

"Izuku wishes he didn't leave his weapons in the tank." Izuku grunted out finding himself in a sumo match with Lord Gouda. How this sumo-ring made of pizza was made, Izuku will never.

"Join my army. And you will be paid handsomely." LG also grunted digging his feet further into the ground until a stray vole made him lose balance

"Never." Izuku replied staring even hard. The veins in his flexing muscles becoming comically prominent as he began to lift the heavy robot. Charging forward Izuku built up enough speed to ram Lord Gouda into wall.

Izuku jumped onto its shoulders while getting a grip the bot's quickly jerked the head of the robot with all his strength before landing on the ground a bit winded. Getting back up he made his way to help Kirishima.

"I'm coming new buddy!"

Denki couldn't be more in his and Spirts element. Enemies raining down on all sides cackling lightening still sparking on stage. It reminded him of a thunderstorm, chaotic yet beautiful. Just like Melissa is right now, throwing voles at one another with grace but the collisions would craters where they landed with power. His own enemies didn't seem to know self preservation as they would simply walk into range of Spirt on its swing path. Creating a dome of streaming lightening to surround Denki.

"Thunder-dome Jitsu." He calls it.

Tenya had just fallen face first into the ball pit now being jumped on repeatedly by Cheery.

"She's so CUTE yet so MEAN. Why do people go for your type?" He said before flipping and activating his spider legs to grab the tomato and electrocute it. It's limp form fell into the ball pit with him.

"You know you want me." The mascot said activating a bomb in it's body.

"THAT'S MY MAN!" Mei yelled her wrench knocking the robot out of the ball pit and safe distance away before it blew.

"Since when am I your man?" Tenya asked posing in a giddy fashion.

"Since we started the tank." Mei smiled back.

Sero had been lucky enough to fight the bear as Mira kept the voles from overwhelming him.

"You'd think as a birthday bot," he began swinging his blade to counter the bears claws. "you'd e a little more chill at a birthday party." He went for and over head swing but Albearto was fast jabbing Hanta in the chest hard enough to make him stumble back.

Hanta quickly put himself back in ready position before noticing the bear now was mid-swing of one of the table benches. "No, wait!?"

SMACK

Hanta collided with the bullet proof window that lead to the bosses office, leaving spiderwebbed cracks. Said woman so distracted with her #1 boss trophy she was oblivious to the chaos outside.

Mira tried to pound from behind only to fail as the bot caught her fist and went the momentum throwing her on of Hanta. Denki now perched on the one the tube tunnels brought Spirit down. Alberto raced to the spot Denki would land thus dodging Spirit. He raised his clenched robot claws upper cutting Denki on top of the pile.

"If I can't hav e a birthday than no one can! I'm gonna crack you open like a birthday piñata. Your sorry skills make me snicker. You're no match for the king of birthday parties."Albearto started for the downed trio menacingly.

Mei had heard what Alberto was raving about. Seeing the unscathed birthday cake Mei devised a plan with Tenya.

"Hey, Alberto~" sang out Mei. "You can't be the king of birthday parties without having one of you own." Tenya finished for her holding out the cake the looked like Albearto's original face. The bear came to a pause, surprised by this gesture.

"A birthday party?" He questioned. "For messy-wheezy?"

"That's right Albearto," Tenya continued as he and Mei stepped over the pile of fallen comrades. "This is the day you were born." Presenting the cake to Albearto

"Through a total accident that was clearly nosies fault." Mei spoke out the side of her mouth.

As the two began to sing happy birthday the others four joined in, Melissa having just gotten here to help, Albearto shed an oily tear. Before they finished the song Eijiro and Izuku smashed the bears head in.

Kirishima was breathing heavily as he stood on the back of the robot.

"Happy Birthday…" he looked at the shocked and slightly horrified faces in front of him. "…Finish the song"

"Dear Albearto?" Mei sand confusedly

""Happy Birthday to you"" Eri and Kota has just broken out of the claw machine to sing along as well.

The building started quake as ruble began to fall. The walls collapsed around them none harming the group as the dust settled. The Mad Dogs plus Kirishima minus Mira, as she had already reported the robots coming to life to attack to Madam Night-Eye, hightailed it to the Turtle Tank and getting out of there. This might effect their places in U.A. if caught.

On the road

"Thanks for trying to help guy's. That was pretty manly."Kirishima said

"Yeah sorry about that. We could not have foreseen that nope, not at all."

Tenya said from the navigation station.

"Dude, there are hundreds of movies about this type of thing. I own like 10 of them." Denki said finally getting ice-cream for both him and Eri.

"Hey, Kirishima." Izuku started putting the tank in auto-pilot. "Consider yourself part of the the Mad Dogs. You saved my daughter and that makes you a friend in my book."

"With me here it'll be the manliest team ever."

After this night the Mad Dogs grew not by one but by two as Kota was considered one by Eri.