"Argghhhh." Bakugou grunted.
The young couple was walking to his parents house.
Bakugou was not having it. He kept complaining, saying how this is a complete waste of a Saturday and he rather watch grass grow then to waste his time with his parents.
"Oh stop acting like a teenage girl. The whole world doesn't revolve around you." She joked.
He sharply looked at her.
"What did you say?" He threatened.
"What did I say? Do you remember? Cause I don't." She smiled. She was holding her laughter back.
"So you think you can mock me and laugh it off huh?" He said.
"Kinda." - Uraraka
"Kinda? What the hell kind of answer is that?" - Bakugou
She reached for her phone and took a photo of Bakugou being riled up.
"Aww you also look so cute when you're angry. So cute you make the world stop and just stare at you." She almost cried. She was a giggly person. Holding back her laughs were painful. Tears came out and she started to laugh like crazy.
"So you think that this is fucking funny. Oh haha I thought I was dating a hero not a fucking comedian." He snarled.
She looked through the pictures of her phone and continued to laugh.
He was curious on what she was doing on her Phone.
"Hey! What the hell are you doing on your phone. Don't you dare think you are going to ignore me to like a fucking picture on Instagram!" He yelled.
"Am not on Instagram. Am just placing two pictures in a layout." She hold back her laughs now.
"Yeah will what's so fucking important to ignore me." He said.
"Well you said that you're dating a comedian and I just thought of a really funny meme." She said.
"Huh?" - Bakugou
"Okay okay... don't kill me but... take a look at this. But stay right here to see it okay." She said.
She suddenly ran down the street, while he stayed at the spot confused.
~~~Buzzz~~~
His cell phone rang.
He opened the text message from Uraraka.
His eyes transformed from his regular eyes to his pissed off eyes. Steam was flowing out of his head.
The text contained a side by side comparison photo of an angry white fluffy dog, showing its teeth in anger and the photo of him (the one she took earlier of him being riled up) right beside it. With a caption saying," I don't see a difference."
He glared up from the phone screen and lock eyes on Uraraka who was already running away.
"HEY YOU LITTLE.. AHHH URARAKA YOU JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU. YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY? DONT YOU DARE POST THIS SHIT ON SOCIAL MEDIA. STAY STILL FOR I CAN KILL YOU!" He yelled. He started to sprint after here.
"NOO DONT KILL ME, I WANT TO LIVE!" She yelled.
Bakugou never really knew how fast his girlfriend was. He was having a hard time catching up. But he had her in his view.
"Oh don't worry, when I get you I'll make sure you will have the time of your fucking life." He said.
Common people glared at the scene in front of them.
They were saying to each other if they should call or yell for a hero.
We probably should stop yelling and running. People might think this situation as the wrong kind. The villain chasing a young girl. Yeah we should calm down. Uraraka thought.
"It's not what it looks like guys! I just made fun of my boyfriend and he is chasing me. Have a good day." She yelled.
She was so focused on handling the problem with the confused people that she almost forgot about the angered teen catching up to her.
She yelped when a pair of strong hands had a grip on her shoulder.
Red eyes met brown.
Drops of sweat poured down her face.
"So I know that you are mad.. but how about I make it up to you." She offered.
"Fat chance Floaty. Now tell me what is so funny about this huh? Come on make me laugh." He threatened. His teeth were almost glued together and have her a crooked smile.
"Okay okay I'll talk. Puppies are strong, brave, and loyal just like you." She quietly said.
"Oh really. Well how is that fucking funny. I think you are lying to me. Come on am a human to. Make me laugh. Help me understand why you found this so funny. I could need a fucking good laugh right about now." He said.
"Hey.. aren't we supposed to be at your parents house already, it will be rude if we were late let's get going." She said and tried to walk forward. But a big behemoth had a grip on her shirt.
"Fine let's go then. In the mean time you have this whole fucking walk to make me understand this fucking meme and make me fucking laugh." He said.
"Alright then." She said. She looked nervous with her eyes opened wide.
~~~ at Bakugou's house~~~
The usual yelling between mother and son happened when the front door opened.
The mother hugged Uraraka saying how glad that her son finally brought her home again.
The father greeted Uraraka and she waived back at him.
"Whoa Katsuki, I thought you were mostly identical to your mother, but you also look like your dad too!" She said.
"Well no shit! They are my fucking parents, what the hell did you think huh-" he words was chopped short.
His mom smacked a newspaper on his head.
"Behave you punk. She was just complementing that you look as handsome as your father." She said.
"No she fucking didn't. You are saying shit like that. All she did was say the obvious." He said to himself.
"Katsuki be nice to your mother. You don't want Uraraka to get the wrong idea with you." Masaru said.
Katsuki just grunted and gave Uraraka the "I told you so that my parents are annoying" look.
"Well son come over here and let's measure you. You have grown a bit since middle school and we need new measurements." Masaru said.
Bakugou put a finger to his mouth and glared at his dad.
This didn't go unnoticed by Uraraka.
"What happened at Middle school?" She asked.
"Nothing." Katsuki said.
The mom smirked at her son and ignored the "don't you fucking tell her" look he was giving her.
"Katsuki used to model the boys clothes we designed. I have some pictures if you want to see those honey." Matsuki said.
"Really? Katsuki you used to help your parents out with there clothes! How unexpected to know you used to model. And of course I would like to see pictures. " She said.
His dad had measuring tape around his waist. Katsuki stood still but that didn't stop him from yelling.
"I didn't fucking model. That woman made me be her fucking doll." He said.
"I didn't made you brat. I told you to." She smiled.
"Same shit!" He yelled.
"Please son. Stay still am almost done here." Masaru said.
"So Ochako is modeling something you will be interested in? Like a side hobby? You got the cute face to make any clothes shine." Matsuki said.
"Wow really you think I could make a see out?" Uraraka said.
"Hey! Don't call her by her first name woman! And don't ask her to do stupid shit either!" Katsuki said.
"Katsuki don't be rude. It's fine that she uses my first name. I don't mind, it makes me happy." Uraraka says.
"Yup and I'll even throw in some cash! Of course I don't want to get in the way of you wanting to be a hero, but a few bills here and there helps." The mother said.
"Hey you never paid me!" Katsuki yelled.
"That's cause your father and I placed a roof over your head and food in your stomach brat!" Matsuki said.
"Alright your done son." Masaru said.
Bakugou angrily signaled to his mom to meet at the other room.
She saw his signal and looked confused.
"Ochako sweetie I'll be back soon. Just hold up and I'll get your measurements soon." Matsuki said.
Uraraka nodded and sat on the couch. Masaru called her and waved off a flash drive.
Her eyes widened and smiled.
He brought out his laptop and plugged in the flash drive.
"You should really see the video when he first went mountain climbing, I hope you find it amusing as I did." He chuckled.
"Now this I can't wait to see." She giggled.
~~~Bakugou and his mom~~~
"Do you have it?" He said.
"Of course I have it brat. I wouldn't joke with your future." She snarled.
"Yeah wouldn't be the first time." He rebounded.
"Well am glad these will be passed on to you two. It's been passed on your father family for awhile. But I don't know if these will fit her son." She said.
"Well when you get her measurements just measure her finger then! Make sure you get the right measurements and don't fuck up. I don't care about this prom crap, am only doing it cause she wants to go. But I don't want the other dress to not fit her correctly." He said.
"Oh so we are making the other dress too? Am so thrilled you will allow us to do that much." She sarcastically cried.
"Yeah will for the time being just find out what size her finger is. I plan on buying a fucking better ring after a few hero paychecks." He said.
"Hey brat! These engagements rings have a lot of value in this family. Your father gave me this when he asked me to marry him. Eventually when your own kid wants to get married they will have these. So show some respect!" She said.
"Anyways have you asked her parents yet?" His mother asked.
"No not yet." He said.
~~~back at the living room~~~
Katsuki and his mother walked in the living room, hearing laughter.
"No way! So the reason why he loves mountain climbing, isn't because it's a great hobby... but because he challenged to beat the mountain by climbing to the top, but then he rolled down the small hill that was right by the mountain. And .. haha.. he thought the mountain was provoking him by making him "trip" off a small hill?" She laughed.
"Yup he was 7 years old. So ever since this day. He goes mountain climbing to beat the mountain. When we went last time, he made it to the top and all his mother and I heard was him ranting on how much better he is than the mountain. When I find that video I'll show you." Masaru said.
Katsuki stared at the two.
The dad saw him and quickly closed and out away his laptop.
Uraraka wondered off whistling.
"Alright am ready now Ochako." Matsuki said.
Uraraka stood on top of the chair.
The mother began taking her measurement.
"So what color did you two have in mind? To have matching attire for the prom?" Matsuki asked.
He then wrote down some numbers on paper.
"Black!" - Bakugou
"Red maybe?" - Uraraka
"Hmm we could do both. That wouldn't be hard." The mother said.
The dad nodded while taking some notes.
"Did you want a strapless dress, or one shoulder strap dress, or something? Long or short dress?" Matsuki said.
"Hmm surprise me! I don't really have a preference." Uraraka said.
"Perfect! That's just what we like to hear sweetie." The mother responded.
She then began to take her left hand and measure multiple fingers (she didn't want to give it away so obviously so she measured multiple fingers)
She can tell from the look of Uraraka's face that she was confused why she was measuring her fingers.
"Well what if we decide to make matching gloves for your dress." The mother said.
"Ohh gotcha." Uraraka said.
After a few minutes. She was finally done measuring the girl. She had to double check everything (because her son will be pissed if the dress is the wrong size or the ring finger)
"Would you two like to stay for dinner?" Masaru asked.
"Can't I have somewhere to be." Katsuki said.
"Where are you going?" Uraraka asked.
"Meet up with the guys." He lied.
"Well it's barely 3pm. We can make some snacks." The father said.
"Yes we would love that." Uraraka said.
She grabbed his hand to hold it. Katsuki blushed.
"Aww young love." The parents said.
Bakugou glared at them. And they walked away laughing.
~~~ timeskip 6pm ~~~
He dropped off his girlfriend at her room earlier. And now he was at the front door steps at a house in front of him. He has been there before with Uraraka feeling just fine. But now he was alone. He felt nervous (a rare sight) he knocked on the door.
As the door opened. His confidence began to slowly go away.
"Good evening young man." Mr.Uraraka said.
The wife came and gave a gentle wave.
"Good evening as well." Bakugou accidentally chocked.
Authors note.
Wow I never expected this story to come this far. Obviously I could have ended this story a long time ago. But I decided to have my fun with the couple. I just don't know when to stop sometimes. Sorry. I've been having a lot of messages lately and I wanted to clear something up. Am not planning on a Kacchako kid RIGHT now lol. I just like planning and having chapters ready. I was just stuck on (when I do write the story) what gender or name of their future kid. Like no joke am stuck. Hope this clears any confusion. Thanks!
