A/N: Collab my gf, Nico C-137, whose lines are underlined.
Disclaimer: We do not own South Park.
Once upon a time, there was a gay, little boy named Cartman, who lived in the closet.
He had a dream of one day killing the Jews, and marrying a redhead.
One day, he met a redhead who also happened to be a Jew.
The redhead was named Kyle, and he had no like for the other boy, 'cause he was an asshole.
Well, maybe Cartman was an asshole, but maybe Kyle actually did like him.
Still, they constantly argued over Cartman's bigotry and hate speeches, which made them fist fight, which turned Cartman on.
Cartman equated fighting with sex, and the hate speeches were just dirt talk to him.
However, Kyle thought they were just fighting, and was trying to murderlize him.
One time, while they were fighting, Kyle noticed that Cartman was hard.
So, Kyle started blushing, and ran away, saying, "I cant believe you were turned on!" As he leaves, he thinks about it, and also gets hard.
Kyle then ran back to Cartman, and they fucked,
but Cartman didn't know what was happening.
"Why are you fighting with me, Kahl? We were in the middle of having sex."
"Shuddup, fat ass, and take it!"
Cartman had his first orgasm,
and was like, "that was the best fight ever."
The end!