PART 111: The Midel-Sonikku deals with Amiee

Sonikku was enraged. Not only was amiee kissing shadow but she was also kissing Knuckles! And not him anymore! He sat on his computer listening to linkin park while browsing on 4-chin and eating bluebarry pie. He spun around in his swivel chair fastly while singing the lyrics to one step closer. He checked his order on ebay to see if the 5000 chili dogs and the katana and Sasuke body pillow were in the mail yet. The body was for talez because talez is gay and not Sonikku because Sonikku likes Sakura better since he likes spunky girls with shortish not-long pink hair. Then he went back to reading posts on 4-chin about sexy anime girls and nonironic anon shitposting for the sake of rustling jimmies which Sonikku thought was funny because you put jimmies on ice cream, not say nasty things to them and rustle them.(They're called sprinkles you filthy casual) Speaking of which Sonikku was hungry for ice cream so he went to the ice cream store. And got ice cream that looked like him. It was good.

That nite Sonikku wanted to take amiee out to dinner so he could execute the first part of his plan.

"were do you want to go Sonikku?" amiee asked?

"Arbys, because they have the meats! I'm not saying this because I was paid to! This isn't product placement! I'm not a sellout!" Sonikku had a deranged look on his place as he stared as if staring at the camera like in The Office, which is a good show.

"who are you talking to Sonikku let's just go get dinner."

"OK let's go"

They went. Sonikku secretly had a .45 magnum with a cobalt finish in his pocket and a toothpick and Taco Bell fire sauce packet in the other. He wore a silver Cucumber UWatch and a big gold necklace that said #gottagofast on it. Everybody in this restaurant had to know he was top-hog. On his way in he kicked over a flowerpot to show everybody how tough he was. People gasped. Dogs barked. They were so amazed at how awesome he was. Sonikku and amiee sat at the coolest booth in Arbys and called for a waiter who came up to them as quickly as possible. Sonikku ordered his triple deluxe arby's sandwich chili dog beef bean steak burrito chili dog spectacular with a side of lots of fries and a huge milkshake. Amiee ordered a salad and water.

Their food was brought to them super fast (not as fast as Sonikku) and the food was great. Sonikku ate his food in one bite and amiee couldn't finish her salad because she was a bitch and who the fuck orders a salad at arbys anyway. Suddenly amiee chocked on a crouton! "oh no" Sonikku though "if I save her my plan might not work but if I kill her it also doesn't work so what should I do? Okay I'll save her but that hoe is still paying the bill by her self" Sonikku saved amiee from the evil crouton and got in a fight with it. Sonikku of course won and amiee was thankfull. Everybody in the store was watching and cheered. Sonikku ordered ten beers and drank them faster than fast and turned to amiee. "hey amiee like I was gonna say in McSonicalds… I'm braking up with you and I know about you cheating with me and the baby"

"but no Sonikku it's your baby!"

"spare me your lies, woman. I will have none of it. I heard you and shadough, me and talez spyed in you" Sonikku got up and walked out. "by the way your paying the bill"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!111!1!" amiee yell.

Sonikku smiled as he walked out and the backround exploded but he didn't look at it because cool guys don't look at explosions.

Plan in motion.