Part 111111: Epilog-Message from God
Sonikku was sitting at his desk eating dinner drinking red bull and browsing 4-chin while linkin park music played like usual while looking through his mail. "Bills, court order, bills, playboy magazine, gonna read that later… bills, paternity test… hey a letter!" Then he noticed he had a letter "from God" on it. "dafuq?" Sonikku exclaimed. Sonikku got his letter opener that looked like Cloud Strife's buster sword from Final Fantasy and read the letter. It was glowing and made of gold paper and written with the blood of cristmas.
Dear Sonikku it said:
this is God congratulations for beating Satan he was misbehaving and needed to be put down. But he is evil so he will rise again be careful. Enclosed is a coupon book for McSonicald's that will never expire nor run out, a slide whistle that if you blow on it will give you infinity chillie dogs and the rarest Super Sonikku amiibo. Thou shalt use it wisely. Love and peace and Me bless, child.
Signed The Lord
"thank God I was running out of chilli dogs" Sonikku said. "I love Jesus" and he took a bite out of his Praise The Lord™ cross-shaped cereal "mmmmmm holy bible flavor"
"Wow Sonikku that's a cool letter you must be very important and stuff I wish I got a letter from god"
"Talez what the hell Jesus Christ capitalize God's name when you say it you ignorant bundle of sticks this is why you never get any letters from Him. Also where the fuck did you come from"
"Oh, that? I went on a little adventure of my own, I'll tell you about it soon enough." Then Talez winked at the camera and there was laughing and appleause and roses being thrown and dogs barking and then the show was over
THE END…