OR IS IT?

A sneak preview of the next story, Sonikku and the Weird World!

Sonikku was eating a chili dog when suddenly sour cream squirted out! "There's a snake in my boot!" he shouted in alarm. Suddenly the lamp in the corner of the room started singing Spanish songs and the table changed color. The couch warped into a Wrinkler from Cookie Clicker and writhed disgustingly while it chewed on the carpet.

Silver smoked too much potweed and acid to give a damn and was kissing a bag of instant rice, calling it things like "sexy" and "hotstuff" and "Betty White".

Sonikku knew this was a terrible idea. All kinds of things were going wrong and he could taste colors and feel sounds and see smells. He wished he'd never had that strange chemical concoction. Or mixed hard whiskey and moonshine with his strong painkillers. This was gonna be a long day.