Wednesday And Pugsley's Own Personal Hell!
It was a dark and rainy morning outside The Addams household. While Lurch was playing the piano, Ma, Ma was cooking up some liver guts, Gomez and Mortica were making out on the couch, Their two children, Wednesday and her younger brother Pugsley. We're playing a game of Execution! Where Pugsley was about to be thrown off the roof of the house by his sister. As she had him by holding on to his shirt, she said with a wicked smile.
"Pugsley Addams, you are here by sentence to death for being annoying, how do you plead?"
While wearing a blindfold, he said with an evil look.
"Guilty, And I loved It!"
As she was right about to push him off. A mighty strong wind suddenly blew towards on top of the roof, and it blew both Wednesday and Pugsley right off and they fell on the concrete steps, cracking their skulls. The two kids were going straight to HELL! At first, they seemed pleased. While entering a dark black hole. Pugsley said to Wednesday.
"Wow, Check it out sis, A deep black hole. This is freaking Awesome!"
Wednesday told him.
"It might have snakes, killer bears, or vampire bats? Cool."
All of a sudden, they land on a red rock. And see other people getting tortured by demons. With smiles on their faces. The kids seemed excited. Meanwhile, A big giant red-looking creature. Was watching everybody else having their own punishment. Pugsley, took a glance and said to Wednesday.
Hey sis, Who's that guy?"
She told him with a disappointed look.
"Pugs, It's the Devil you, dumbass."
Suddenly, Pugsley shouted out. "Cool!" while Santan himself heard Pugsley's yell. He then moved his index finger telling the kids to come towards his direction. Pugsley said.
"I think he wants us to come over there?"
Wednesday replied.
"Gee, you think."
While walking slowly to the Devil's huge chair that he was sitting in.
Wednesday decided to be the first to speak with him.
"So... how's the torture chamber in here, Is it real gruesome?"
While Pugsley was rubbing his hands together after hearing her talk about the torture chamber. Santan with his magical force. Threw Wednesday and Pugsley into a weird looking tunnel each one had different doors right next to each other. Pugsley, while standing on his feet. Spoke.
"Look at all of these doors. I bet there's something sinister going on in those rooms, Let's check them out!"
Wednesday said, to her brother.
"Sure, but which one should we go in first, that's the question?"
The two started to split up and search all over through the tunnel. On which door should they go into. When Wednesday and Pugsley. Bumped into each other. Wednesday suggested to her brother.
"Maybe we should try this one first?"
As Wednesday was now turning the knob. A windy green smoke started to blow from the door and then both kids went inside of it. They were now in a magical place filled with bunnies, lollipops, and fluffy clouds. Pugsley looking scared and confused. Said with a whimper.
"Where, where are we Wednesday?"
She tells him. While looking scared and confused also.
"I don't know? But this isn't a torture chamber, That's for dam sure."
Suddenly, A big purple looking dinosaur started to walk over with a friendly smile and shiny white teeth. Started to greet the kids and said with a friendly tone voice.
"Wednesday! Pugsley! How wonderful it is to see you!"
With a frighting look. He says to him.
"Who are you?"
"I'm Barney! And I want to be your friend!"
Suddenly, Pugsley gulp his throat. Wednesday started to shank her body with fear. Barney was so happy to see them, that he begins to see them a little song. While jumping up and down with joy, he sings.
"I love you and you love me, We're one big happy family. With a great big hug and a kiss from me to you, want you say you love me to?"
But while he was singing. Wednesday was so scared that she couldn't move an inch. Pugsley started to threw up on the grass. After he was done singing. Barney then said to the kids.
"Hey! Why don't we play a game of hide and seek? I'll be the seeker while you two start to hide."
Pugsley then grabbed his sister's arm and told Barney.
"Sure, whatever."
As Barney was now counting behind a tree. "One...Two..." The kids quickly ran to find where the door was to get out! But they soon saw Baby Bop the dinosaur. Jumping from inside a bush. To greet them and saying to them.
"Hello kids. Will you play with me? I'll let you hold my blanky if you do!"
Pugsley while grabbing on to Wednesday's arm. Ran finally found the door to get out. As the two jumped back in the tunnel. Wednesday said while she was coming back to her senses.
"What the heck was that?!"
Pugsley said.
"I don't know what that was? But I do not want to see something like that ever again."
Suddenly, Wednesday said.
"Let's split up and see how to get out of this Hell hole."
As the two were both now going to different directions. Wednesday decided to go into another door. As she jumped into the windy green smoke that was coming from in the room. She was now walking into a popular pre-teen's girls' room and seen other pre-teen girls having tea, putting make up on and painting their nails. One of the girls had saw Wednesday walking in, and said with a friendly smile.
"Welcome Wednesday, we've been expected you!"
Suddenly, two pre-teen girls started to drag Wednesday to meet the popular leader. Amanda Buckman from Camp Chippewa. Wednesday who recognized her. Says to herself.
"Amanda Buckman from Camp Chippewa. Oh my God."
Meanwhile, Pugsley decide to go into one of the doors behind him. As he turns the knob and jumped into the windy green smoke in the room. He was now on a street corner seeing hippie's protest against bombs, sticks of dynamite and world peace. Suddenly, one of the hippies had seen Pugsley come in, and quickly grabbed his arm to help him protest with the group. The main hippie on a microphone said while shouting.
"No war man, no more bombs, and no more DYNAMITE! MAN!"
Both Pugsley and the hippie on the microphone had made eye contact when the hippie said. "DYNAMITE MAN!" of course Pugsley had big wide eyes of fear. While the hippie had an evil smile. Meanwhile, Wednesday who was looking into Amanda's eyes with fear. Amanda then said while have a weird kind of almost creepy look on her face.
"Hello Wednesday. I'm glad you can join us. Me and the girls want give you the best make over EVER!"
After hearing Amanda speaking those words. Wednesday suddenly had big eyes of fright like Pugsley did. Back to the room where Pugsley was at. The hippies were starting to sing "We should love one another." Pugsley couldn't take it anymore! So, he ran to find where the door was. He then opened it and jumped out. Back to the room where Wednesday was in. Amanda started to talked even creepier with saying to Wednesday.
"Let's give our friend a new look, we'll start with putting some eyeliner on those eyelashes and we'll put some blush on her pale cheeks."
Suddenly, Wednesday couldn't take it anymore, so she ran quickly to get out of the room. She quickly turned the doorknob and jumped back in the trunnel. She and Pugsley had seen each other running. With Wednesday shouting to Pugsley. And when he saw his sister on the other side. He soon ran over to her direction. And he told his sister.
"Oh man, that was the worst God-awful misery of my life!"
Wednesday replied.
"Trust me, mine was worse."
Suddenly, Satan's dark voice. Said to the children.
"Choose your entirety."
As Satan started to laugh at their misfortune. Pugsley said to him. While holding on to his private parts.
"Choose these. You jerk off!"
Satan who was now pissed off. threw Pugsley's body into a wall. With his magic force. Wednesday then tells Satan.
"Hey! Nobody does that to my brother except for me! You fat piece of Shit!"
Satan then throws Wednesday into a wall with his magic force along with Pugsley.
While the kids were trying to get back up. Barney, Amanda, and the hippie came out of their rooms and started to chase them down. As they were trying to run away. Barney was trying to give them a hug, Amanda was trying to put make up on Wednesday's face, while the hippie was just shouting out.
"BANNED DYNAMITE MAN!"
As Wednesday and Pugsley were now both holding on to each other and screaming. Wednesday was now waking Pugsley up as he was really just having a bad dream.
Wednesday said while shaking Pugsley up.
"Hey, are you alright bro, you were screaming in pain. I bet you were having a nice dream?"
Pugsley told her.
"No, it was torture and not the good kind of torture ether. It was a sweet dream."
Wednesday said while picking up her school books.
"Well come on brother, you said we can set the school on fire today.
Suddenly with excitement Pugsley jumped out of bed and grabbed the gasoline and matches. And changed his clothes.
The End.