Fionna woke up feeling groggy and tired. Her head throbbed and the thought of getting out of bed felt like a one way ticket straight to hell. The events of last night had left her confused, and took a small toll on her sleep. She felt as if the intruder would wake up at any moment and attack her and Cake. And despite how many points she had to offer to Cake about kicking the intruder out, the stranger stayed.
Desperately inching away from the magnetic pull of her sheets, Fionna got out of bed and began to get dressed. She donned her usual rabbit eared cap and peeked into the kitchen where Cake was finishing up her bacon pancakes.
"Good", Fionna thought. With Cakes back turned, she can quietly sneak by and threaten the newcomer sleeping on the couch. At least that way, Fionna can assert her dominance.
With small, feather-footed steps, Fionna began to sneak past Cake with the utmost caution. She drew her sword and edged towards the curtains and pull them back with a loud "HIYA!".
"If you're looking for the boy, he popped into the shower before you got down here sweetie"
Rats. Foiled again.
"Caaaaaaaaake, I told you before, this guy is bad news." Fionna whined.
"What are you talking about sweetie? He looks like a good kid."
"Are you kidding me? Have you seen his face? He looks like he's always thinking about beating something up, or getting into danger. How could you possibly trust someone like that?" Fionna explained.
"Oh I wonder…"
Suddenly, a huge bang came from the bathroom followed by a loud and girly screech. The screech pierced both Cake and Fionna's ears and drew the attention of nearly every woodland creature within a 5 mile radius. Even Prince Gumball woke with a start.
Feeling a sense of danger, Fionna smash open the door and drew her sword to swing at the first thing that moved. Unfortunately, that would be the shower curtain.
"BEGONE DEMON OF DESPAIR, TASTE MY WRATH!"
As the curtain cut in two, the figure on the other side of it desperately grabbed the bottom half of the rubber cloth to wrap itself in, and allowed Fionna the time to regain her senses.
Upon relaxing, Fionna realized she had just sliced off the curtain and exposed the strange boy that she had discovered last night. Only this time, it was bright outside and she could see every detail on his body. Lucky for both of them and their innocence, the boy had desperately wrapped the curtain around his lower half.
"Oh my glob… WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?"
