Finn felt completely and utterly violated. Not only had he found a strange object in the bathroom described by Jake as a "tampon". His life flashed before his eyes and he nearly exposed himself to a random girl he literally just met. This series of events is beyond the comprehensive ability of a 15 year old boy. And he had only just woken up.

"Oh my glob… WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE ME?" yelled the crazy girl that nearly ended his now shameful life.

Distressed and frankly freaked the fuck out, Finn was at a total loss for words and could only muster up the courage to utter random noises and consonants in order to explain himself. He desperately attempted to motion towards the now soaked tampon on the ground and at himself to indicate that he was merely startled.

"What?... Do you need a tampon? But Cake said only girls need them… You're a boy aren't you?"

Finn then remembered that he was standing naked in front of a girl, desperately covering up his parts.

"FIONNA! WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY SHOWER CURTAIN?" came a shriek from behind.

Ahhh, so her name is Fionna.

"I'm sorry! I just thought something was gonna attack from behind it! I'll get you a new one I promise!"

"Well it better be made of gold or something. Not only have you violated my curtain, you've violated our houseguest! If you were so curious about a man's parts why didn't you just read the textbook I gave you?"

"You know reading's not my thing! Besides, the pictures in that book gross me out! And that's not the reason I came in here!"

"Then why did you come in here?"

At that moment all eyes turned to Finn, who had been standing quietly watching.

"Errr…. Well" started Finn. "I found this thing called a "tampon" on the ground, and it was the first time I've seen one… So I opened it, and it soaked up a ton of water and freaked me out."

The two of them looked completely confused. But suddenly burst out laughing.

"I'm sorry for bursting down the door! I heard a girly shriek and couldn't help checking it out!" Fionna cried.

Finn's cheeks began to turn red. This was gonna be one hell of a morning.