Hazbin Hotel- Welcome to hell
chapter 1.
Disclaimer. I don't own hazbin hotel . This is a fan parody with my own bonus character.
please enjoy
The sky was dark and I was falling fast. The wind whipped my crimson trench coat and honey toned hair as i fell past the cloud cover into a dimly lit smog. A clock tower came into view and the ringing of it distorted as I past. I choked on my own scream as the pavement came up to meet me with a metal thud and the sound of cracking glass.
'Wait, metal?', the thought came to me as something began whacking me in the face.
'A windshield whipper?'. I grabbed the thing and tugged at it to stop as i shook some glass from my hair and face. Someone blared on their car horn and I could raised voices from within the car and the horn stoped. Doors opened and shut with a thud. I leaned back and took in my surroundings.
'Last time i checked i was being run over by a bus , so i guess this is an improvement-' My thoughts were interrupted by an oddly cheerful jazz hand clown and a scene e-girl reject.
"Are you ok?", said one of the girls. "Welcome to hell. I'm Charlie," said Charlie as she reached out a hand to help me sit up on the edge of the pink hood of the long stretch limo.
'What the hell?! Hell?! What did i do to be here? I mean im not perfect. ' I pondered staring holes down at my shaking cut off glove clad hands and painted black nails . 'I did your normal teen nonsense but it wouldn't wind me up here right?' " So who are you gals? The welcoming commodity?", I teased half heartedly. as I looked up at the one called Charlie who now had her hand on my left shoulder,"Thanks for hitting me with your car by the way."
The other girl looked pissed by my remark, " careful how you speak to her. You may not know this but this is the princess of hell. Hire of the throne to hell."
"Take it easy on him Vaggie. He's new" Charlie said glancing over to Vaggie who still was looking me over with a hit of distaste. I slid off the hood of the car with the clink of my wallet chain and double belts. Glass fell to the pavement as i swiped and patted out my dark jeans and shook out my coat.
My black wife beater was tore at the bottom and as I looked down to inspect I saw wide red tire prints. I rushed past Charlie and Vag and leaned my hands against the brick store front and dry heaved my guts out til my sides hurt.
"Uh.. Hey do want to come to my hotel , "Charlie offered me as her and Vaggie lean me down the side walk. There driver was now out of the limo swearing up a storm kicking at a tire and getting out a phone to make a call.
I followed them a few blocks and listened to there ideal small talk as they filled me in on the ways of living in hell. Charlie even had an idea about helping sinners go to heaven. I liked that idea. I still had no idea why I was here , but hey im just winging it like a new born giraffe. Until then im just here.
When we arrived we opened the doors and walked in. It was kinda cozy compared the hustle and bustle of outside. It felt safe in an odd sort of way. So I was the newest clint of theirs. At lest i'll have a roof over my head and I wouldn't be picked clean. I saw at lest 10 other souls fall from the sky on my way here and trust me, I was one of the lucky ones. One of the fellow fallen was skewed on the clock tower steeple. Im glade im not that guy.
"Oh hey we never got your name," Vaggie said as she plopped down on a sofa ." Uh.. Its Alex I guess. To be honest i don't remember much" I cringed sheepishly as i walked over to a mirror to check my face. That had been a lie, I remembered plenty. Especially how i shoved that cunt into the street. It wasn't my fault she got hit. ' oh yeah , that's why im here isn't it' I chuckled to myself as I picked at a flick of dried blood on my face covering my frickles.
My green eyes now had a glow to them. 'They look wicked cool', I grinned as i tied back my hair. I used to hate my high cheekbones but after remembering how that cocky bitch hurt her hand when she pouched me. It makes it worth it. "So now what," I said to anyone as I turned around and walked over to a painting that had Charlie and a few others in it. "Now, we get you settled in," Charlie said in a chipper tone as she came over to me with a key and a sandwich.
Stretching my back to pop with my arms behind my head. My shirt drifted up a little to show my mid drift. I caught Vaggie staring. " Notice something you like?" I teased as i took the keys and bit the sandwich out of Charlie's hand, which seemed to piss Vaggie off just as much as my teasing. "Don't you have a room to get to?" Vaggie said as she got up and swatted me away to my room. I danced around her swats and blew her a joking kiss.
I whistled a tone as i made my way to my room. The jingle of the key on the ring echoed down the hall as my steps brought me closer to my room. I put the key in the hole and turned the knob. I was welcomed by a loud squeal as I opened the door and something darted out nearly tripping me."FUCK!" It was gone in a flash out the hall and down the stairs.
I scaned my room for any more surprises and was stratified when i found none. I sighed as I closed the door and leaned back and rested my head against the door. I covered my eyes with an arm. I began to laugh, but the laughter soon turned to tears." Why did she have to grab my coat". I whispered biting my lip to keep from sobbing.