Chapter 2: The Cutty Sark Crew
Jinbe: Welcome to another episode!
Halibel: Today, we'll be introducing you to the rest of our crew.
Kisame: Well…our crew so far…who knows how many strays we'll pick up?
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Franky: It's SUPER that I'm first!
Kisame: Yeah, yeah.
Epithet: I've been called Cyborg Franky or Iron Man Franky
Halibel: Iron Man? Couldn't we get in trouble for that?
OceanLord: SHH! Disney might hear you!
Series: I'm from Oda's SUPER One Piece!
Species: I used to be just Human…but I'm more machine now than man.
Rank: I'm S-Rank! S for SUPER that is!
Jinbe (whispers): He's actually Mid-High A-Rank.
Equipment: I AM the Equipment!
Kisame: Calm down there.
Franky: Anyway…using Wapometal, I've been able create rocket launchers, machine guns, air cannons, shields, and laser beams!
Energy: COLA!
Halibel: Can't any drink technically work? Like tea?
Franky: WE DON'T TALK ABOUT THAT!
Former Affiliations: Well, I made my start as a worker for Tom. Next, after I had to rebuild myself, I founded my own family of dismantlers. And then, I joined the Straw Hats as their shipwright…and the rest is history.
Abilities: I'm the shipwright for the King of the Pirates! So that comes with me being the BEST craftsman, mechanic, and inventor all around! Plus, as a Cyborg, I've got SUPER strength and endurance. My favorite moves are Strong Right, Strong Hammer, Franky Iron Boxing, and Iron Suplex!
Specialty: Oh! Is this where I talk about my General Franky?!
Kisame: (sighs) Yes.
Franky: SUPER! My General Franky is my personal baby from my old world! It's a personal mecha that I can ride into battle! It's WAY more durable than even a Pacifista. Its weapons inflict twice the damage of myself. Although, it has its own special shield and cannon! AND…
Halibel: Ok, that's enough gushing.
Goal: I want to see the rest of my SUPER crew! And…I'd like to have our ship make it all the way to Fiddler's Green.
Misc.: I can play a mean guitar, would you like to hear?
Kisame: No.
Franky: Too bad! (Starts strumming…and is dragged off-stage by strings.)
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Sasori: Let's get this over with…I really hate to be kept waiting.
Epithet: The Ninja World knows me as Sasori of the Red Sand. And if you can figure out how I got it…congratulations, you're not a complete moron.
Halibel: The audience did nothing to offend you…
Sasori: Yes they did. They existed.
Series: 'Naruto'…though I don't know why it has to be named after that brat.
Kisame: I dunno…something about 'believing it' or whatever…
Species: I was once a simple human…now I AM ART!
Jinbe: And we've lost him.
Rank: While I don't have the brute force and endurance of most my peers, I'm still considered an S-Rank thanks to my 'works of art'.
Equipment: My entire fighting style rests on my ability to stockpile and prepare. Of course I'd take care of finding the best tools for the job.
Kisame: No need to get snippy.
Sasori: ANYWAY! My puppets are masterpieces, filled to the brim with hidden weapons and mechanisms. My most common tools are senbon, kunai, razor-blades, saws, and gas pellets. Of course, all of this is covered in my own personal concoction. My personal favorite Puppets are Hiruko, which I use as an armor, and the 3rd Kazekage, whose Iron Sand is quite the boost to my own abilities. Of course, while I'm not making any more Human Puppets…this Sea is still full of opportunity.
Jinbe: Why'd you have to make that sound so menacing?
Halibel: Because he's Sasori.
Energy: I harness Chakra.
Former Affiliations: I was raised a Ninja of the Hidden Sand, until I left to pursue my art. Then, Konan found me and 'persuaded' me to join Akatsuki, who teamed me up with Orochimaru, and later Deidara.
Abilities: I have the speed and agility befitting an S-Rank Ninja. While my strength and stamina aren't quite at that level, I make do. My training was more focused on expertise in chemistry and craftsmanship. And while I'm not one to brag, I do have the intelligence necessary to run an organization of spies back in my world. In terms of conventional Ninjutsu, I have some training in Wind Style, and can pull out a Sand Clone in a tight spot.
Specialty: Ah yes, the Puppet Master Jutsu. With finely-tuned control, I can form Chakra Strings that attach to either one of my puppets, or something still living. And with my Puppets, combined with my poison, all I need is one small scratch to secure victory.
Kisame: You say that…but didn't they come up with a cure?
Sasori: SHH!
Goal: I shall prove that the Cutty Sark is the ultimate work of art, by making it to Fiddler's Green.
Misc.: Now if you'll excuse me, that cyborg is bothering me about a 'General Sasori'…whatever the hell he's babbling about.
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Tsuyu Asui: Glad to be here, Ribbet. And please, call me Tsu.
Epithet: My Hero Name is 'The Rainy Season Hero: Froppy'
Series: Well, I'm from 'My Hero Academia', Ribbet.
Species: Despite some claims, I'm still Human.
Kisame: You tell them!
Rank: Hmm…well, I'd say High B-Rank…
Jinbe: I don't know, your Fishman Karate is pushing you to A-Rank.
Tsuyu: Umm (blushes)…thanks, Ribbet.
Equipment: I've got a super suit that's meant for extended underwater exposure, along with goggles to help me see in said environment.
Energy: Umm…I don't…really have Energy. Ribbet.
OceanLord: HAHAHAHAHAHA!
Jinbe: I don't like this…
Former Affiliations: Well, I was educated at UA High, as part of Class 1-A. With that, I became a Pro-Hero.
Quirk: Frog: I can do anything a frog can. I'm more agile and flexible than most people. My most obvious change is my tongue, which is long and strong enough to lift several people at once. I can also stick to walls and secrete a mild poison irritant. Finally, I can camouflage. Of course, all this is only possible thanks to extensive physical training, Ribbet.
Goal: I want to be strong enough to survive this sea, so I can reunite with Class 1-A. Also, I really want to make Jinbe proud…ribbet.
Jinbe: …
Kisame: Aww…
Halibel: Be nice.
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Emilou Apacci: Ah Hell…my turn already?
Halibel: Please refrain on the vulgarities.
Apacci: Yes, Lady Halibel.
Epithet: (Scoff) I don't have one.
Kisame: Weren't you three girls called the Tres Bestias?
Apacci: SCREW THAT! I'll get my own Epithet!
Series: Bleach
Species: I'm a Hollow, you dipshits!
Halibel: Apacci…
Apacci: Sorry.
Rank: I'm S-RANK! So you better not mess with me, audience!
Halibel (sigh): She's actually High A-Rank.
Equipment: This is my Zanpakutō, Cierva! They're Chakrams around my wrists.
Energy: Reiatsu…comes from being a Hollow.
Former Affiliations: I've only ever been loyal to Halibel. Where she went, I followed.
Abilities: I've got everything that comes with being a Hollow. Super strength, endurance, speed, flight, durability, Energy Sensing, limited healing, and energy blasts.
Specialty: My Resurreción is released with "Thrust, Cierva!" All that neat shit I mentioned earlier…that's all enhanced.
Goal: I live to serve Lady Halibel. And…I do want to see Mila-Rose and Sung-Sun again.
Kisame: Oh look…you do care.
Apacci: SHUT IT!
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Brook: Yohohoho! So glad to see my profile…oh wait, I don't have eyes to see. YOHOHOHO!
Halibel: (sighs)
Epithet: My loving fans call me SOUL KING!
Series: One Piece.
Species: Despite my lack of flesh, I can assure you that I AM Human.
Rank: Hmm…I'd say around Mid-High A-Rank.
Equipment: Ah yes…my prized possession. My Shark Guitar! BONE TO BE WILD!
Kisame: Ahem! Aren't you forgetting something?
Brook: Oh yes, my Soul Solid…the blade within my cane.
Energy: I don't have any.
Former Affiliations: Before I died for the first time, I was First Mate then Captain of the Rumbar Pirates. Then, after 50 years of solitude in my second life, I joined the Straw Hats…and I haven't looked back since.
Abilities: Not to toot my own horn, but I am rather skilled in the ways of the sword, with my style along the lines of fencing. My favorite moves are Arrow Notch Slash, Soul Parade, and Bond en Avant. Of course, they're only possible with my enhanced strength, speed, and durability. Also, my own musical talents are boosted to near-supernatural affects.
Specialty: I ate the Revive-Revive Fruit, which bound my soul to my body for a second time, even after all my flesh had decayed to dust. With this, I can channel the 'chill of the underworld', bringing in Ice with my attacks. I can also reach out with my soul, like when exorcising foreign souls in other vessels.
Goal: At the very least, I'd like to see all the Straw Hats again…and play one last song for them.
Misc.: Now, to all the ladies out there. Could you perhaps, show me your…
Halibel: Cero.
Brook: AAAAAHHHH!
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Juvia Lockser: Hello. Pleased to make your acquaintances.
Epithet: I've been called Juvia of the Deep, and The Rain Woman.
Series: Fairy Tail.
Species: I'm a human.
Rank: I'd say I'm right on the line between A and S-Rank.
Equipment: Don't need any.
Jinbe: Welcome to the club.
Energy: It's called Magic, which takes the form of Ethernanos.
Former Affiliations: When I first developed my Magic, I joined with the Phantom Lord Guild. After my darling Gray showed me the light, I went to Fairy Tail in an instant!
Abilities: As a Wizard, I've got the usual super-strength, speed, and durability.
Specialty: My own brand of Magic is simply called Water.
Kisame: How creative…
Juvia: Anyway, that means I can create, manipulate, and even become water. Much like the Hōzuki or a Logia. Water Body is what allows me to maintain intangibility, while I can send out attacks like Water Slicer, Water Cane, Water Jigsaw, and Water Cyclone.
Kisame: Seriously, are you sure you aren't a long-lost Hōzuki?
Juvia: Positive.
Goal: I will see my DARLING GRAY again! And the rest of Fairy Tail.
Misc.: If you can hear me! I WANT TO HAVE MORE BABIES WITH YOU, MY SWEET GRAY!
Halibel: And that's enough of that.
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Usopp: Hello! Greatest Pirate Captain ever to grace your presence! With my mighty crew of 8000!
Halibel: Just get on with it.
Epithet: I've long been known as Sniper King, and then God Usopp.
Kisame: …you're shitting me…
Jinbe: Actually, no. He's not making that title up.
Kisame: HOW?!
Series: One Piece…which I helped write of course!
Jinbe (whisper): He didn't.
Species: Human! I'm the most human human here!
Jinbe: Yes, we can't deny that.
Rank: I'm Super-duper X-Rank!
Halibel: A-Rank…and don't argue with me.
Usopp: Yes ma'am!
Equipment: My mighty slingshot goes by the name Black Kabuto. And as my preferred ammo, I use Pop Greens, seeds of particularly dangerous plants that will sprout and take out any enemies I aim them at. Which is why I'm the greatest Sniper.
Energy: Nope. No energy for me…unfortunately.
Former Affiliations: Straw Hats.
Abilities: I have enhanced Observation Haki, which grants a broad range of visual and sensory abilities. Perfect for a sniper like myself. Plus, I've got the strength, speed, and durability to survive in the New World.
Goal: I'm gonna reunite with all the Straw Hats…so they can see how cool I've gotten!
Kisame: Yeah…you go ahead and do that.
Misc.: Alright my loyal fans! See ya!
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Hanataro Yamada: Umm…Hi.
Halibel: It's okay. They won't bite.
Epithet: Well, I don't have one.
Kisame: Eh…that's nothing an epic battle can't fix.
Hanataro: EEP!
Series: Bleach.
Species: Umm…I'm a Soul Reaper.
Kisame: Why the hesitation?
Halibel: Kisame, be nice.
Rank: Well…I made it to 3rd Seat by the time of the Thousand-Year Blood War.
Jinbe: Not that rank.
Hanataro: OH! Right! I'd say I'm Mid B-Rank.
Sasori: High B, if my puppet arm has anything to say.
Equipment: This is my Zanpakutō, Hisagomaru. But, it actually heals whoever it hits, taking energy from injuries into itself. To cut someone, I have to actively collect energy first, and release it on an enemy. In Shikai form, it becomes a scalpel that releases all the energy I've collected in one massive blast, kinda like a Cero.
Energy: I harness Reiatsu.
Former Affiliations: I was a medic in Gotei 13's 4th Division.
Abilities: As a Soul Reaper, I have the standard Durability, enhanced strength, Shunpo for speed, and training in both swordsmanship and Kidō. Still, I never really was one for combat, focusing more on the healing arts.
Goal: I'm just glad to be helping out where I'm needed.
Hanataro: Thanks for having me!
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Sanji: Hello to all you lovely ladies!
Jinbe: And the gentlemen too, of course.
Sanji: No…they can screw off for all I care.
Epithet: Thanks to that ATROCIOUS Bounty Photo, the world knows me as 'Black Leg' Sanji.
Series: One Piece.
Species: Human…as far as I know.
Rank: Well…I'm one of the so-called 'Monster Trio'. I've got the S-Rank to prove it.
Equipment: Yeah…these (lifts up legs)
Kisame: Nobody likes a smartass.
Sanji (grumbles): Don't need to explain myself to a swordsman.
Energy: Don't have it, don't need it, don't want it.
Former Affiliations: While I was born into Germa 66…I will Kick you in the head if you call me Vinsmoke!
Halibel: Calm down.
Sanji: YES! HALIBEL-SWAN! Anyways, after that, I was raised in the Baratie Café until I joined up with the Straw Hats.
Abilities: I'm a New World level Pirate. Of COURSE I've got Super Speed, Strength, Endurance, and Durability. And I've also had Observation and Armament Haki for a long time.
Specialty: I created my own kick-based Martial Art, Black Leg Style, with such special courses like Collier Shot and Concasse. Beyond that, my Diable Jambe adds fire to my leg strength, which is already impressive if I do say so myself.
Goal: Be the best damn cook for my friends!
Misc.: And Ladies! Don't forget to try my specially made treats from the heart!
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Mirajane Strauss: Hi everyone! I'm so happy to meet you all!
Epithet: Thanks to my Magic, some simply know me as 'The Demon'.
Series: Fairy Tail.
Species: Despite what I was told in childhood, I am Human.
Rank: I'm an S-Rank Wizard.
Equipment: I don't use any, at least not for combat purposes.
Energy: As a Wizard, I use Magic, composed of Ethernanos.
Former Affiliations: Aside from my siblings, the only family I've known is the Fairy Tail Guild.
Abilities: When I brawl, I can fall back on my super strength, endurance, speed, and durability.
Specialty: Takeover Magic (Demon): With my talents, I can assimilate and take the strength of any 'Demon' I've beaten in the past. My standard form is Satan Soul, which gives me flight and the use of Darkness Magic. Halphas Soul boosts Physical Stats. Sitri Soul allows my Fire Magic. Seilah Soul grants me control over the 'weak-minded' and some opponents. Alegria Soul is my ultimate form, pushing my physical ability to the limit.
Goal: I'm going to find the rest of Fairy Tail…especially my little brother and sister.
Misc.: Well…thank you for having me! Here…have some beer I brewed!
Halibel: Audience, you don't need the booze.
Jinbe: No! Treat yourselves!
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Nami: Hey OceanLord, what's my paycheck for this?
OceanLord: Your weight in gold.
Nami: SO HAPPY TO BE HERE TODAY!
Epithet: The World knows me as 'Cat-Burglar' Nami.
Series: One Piece
Species: I'm human.
Rank: Hmm…I'd say Mid A-Rank.
Kisame: Maybe higher with that nifty little coin of yours now.
Nami: Eh-heh-heh…let's move on.
Equipment: This is my Sorcery Clima-Tact. A staff that allows me to conjure Wind, Lightning, Mirages, and Clouds in whatever combination I desire.
Energy: None
Former Affiliations: I hate admitting this, but my overseas journey began as an 'indentured servant' to the Arlong Pirates. After Luffy got me out of that situation, I've been with the Straw Hats ever since.
Abilities: I'm the best navigator and meteorologist from my old world. Plus I was raised to be a thief. Naturally, that means I'm no slouch in stealth and agility.
Kisame: Too bad you're a bit of a glass cannon.
Nami: Yeah…there's that.
Goal: I'll GET RICH! Also want to see the other Straw Hats…but RICHES!
Jinbe: Nami, that's already gotten you in trouble.
Halibel: I'm sure she'll learn…eventually.
Misc.: And Audience, don't forget to contribute to the CS collection bucket on your way out.
Halibel: Nami…I'm sure any spare change will be distributed equally.
Nami: …er…right.
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Grimmjow Jaegarjaques: The Hell?! Why do I have to be last?
Halibel: Because you joined last?
Grimmjow: NO EXCUSE!
Epithet: I was known as the 6th Espada. I'm more partial to the Panther King.
Halibel: You made that up.
Grimmjow: No I didn't.
Series: Bleach
Species: I'm a Hollow, you idiots!
Jinbe: Please calm down.
Rank: Mid S-Rank…but I've got a little surprise in store for you peons! An ace up my sleeve.
Kisame: Oh…so tantalizing…
Equipment: My Pantera is all I need!
Energy: I've got a SHIT TON of Reiatsu!
Former Affiliations: The only person I've ever bowed to is Aizen as his Espada…and trust me, I'm never doing that again.
Abilities: I'm the best there is at Hand-to-Hand! And my swordsmanship is definitely up to snuff! I am strong and fast! And if I don't feel like ripping you apart with my bare hands…I can just blast ya with Cero or Bala.
Specialty: My Resurreción is brought forth with a "GRIND, Pantera!" On top of enhancing all my physical abilities, I get claws and blades. With this form, I can use my ultimate attack, Desgarrón, ten long claws of Reishi that'll pulverize anyone who dares to fight me!
Halibel: Didn't Ichigo manage to get past it with just a sliver of his Hollow Mask?
Kisame: And I think Cipactli tanked it without much issue…
Grimmjow: THEY DON'T COUNT!
Goal: I will prove my strength in this sea!
Now, audience…why don't you all FU-
Halibel (puts him in chokehold): Looks like that's all we have time for.
Kisame: Next time…we'll be covering Itachi's crew.
Jinbe: Take care, audience!
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A.N. Wow…took me way too long to get to this! I promise there won't be that much of a gap between the next one.
Til Next Time…Have Fun! Stay Safe!