I do not own Dxd, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Powerful Entities Talking" (Such as dragons and angry gods who are shouting)

[Boost]: Ddraig

{Divide} Albion

'UGH- why did I even do this?! This is so fucking BOOOORING! People aren't being blackmailed or stabbed or punched... this is literal hell.'

I glance across the room to Zen who is writing down notes.

"Lucas, what would the answer be?"

"Thirty-six over twenty-seven, or one and one-third." I state without missing a beat as I stare up at the ceiling.

"Correct." The teacher hums, probably a little disappointed that she didn't get to make an example out of me.

I allow my gaze to slowly pass over the three perverts of Kuoh... even on the first day, I know that these three are utterly despicable and I think I hate them.

I gaze down at my outfit, none of that necktie bullshit and just a regular white undershirt instead of the normal stiped monkey suit that the said we 'should' wear, I also of course have the outer black vest untucked.

I close my eyes. "Tch-"

'I wonder how Wes is doing...'

Elsewhere

"Hey, W-Wes, you can sit by me... y'know... if you want, that is."

"Whaaat?! No! Sit by me!"

"Don't listen to those two! Sit by me!"

"HE IS SO ADORABLE!"

'w-what the heck is going on?!'

'meh, he probably hates it as much as I do.'

With that simple thought, the day moved on, the perverted trio got beat up, this white haired loli girl kept staring at me, I got glares at lunch from basically all of the female populous for daring to speak to 'the blind shota' even though I am one of his best friends, Zen, not so much.

I actually think they are starting to call him 'the second prince of Kuoh' because of his nice personality... why am I the only one who everyone seems to hate?

Day two isn't much better, I got tired of all the glares so I simply retreated to the school's roof to eat my lunch.

Surprisingly someone else is there... it's the school's janitor.

"Oh. Someone else is here." I mumble as I simply walk to the other side of the roof and sit down with my back against the fence that surrounds the edge. "Why are you here?"

"It's better than the janitor's closet." He answers.

"…"

"You do know they have a teacher's lounge, right?"

"Hn. They kicked me out when I judged them for their eating habits." He grunts as he looks over to me, his spikey black hair briefly blowing in a small breeze, his coal-colored eyes glinting slightly. "I mean really, what sort of psychopath eats sliced pickles on rice?!"

"I see..." I slowly blink.

"So, what are you doing up here, kid?" He asks.

"Well, I got tired of the female populous glaring at me for 'daring to corrupt the new prince and the blind shota' even though I was their best friends before even coming to this damned town... I don't even get why they fucking hate me really... maybe it is the untucked shirt and refusal to button my shirt that makes me look like a thug, but no way in hell am I going to make myself uncomfortable just to impress a bunch of bitches who judge me on my appearance." I scoff. "And what do you mean 'kid'?! I am only like a year younger than you! And speaking of that as well, why the hell do you have a job here when you should be in college or something like that?!"

"I have my own reasons for getting a job this early." He states, a small frown passing over his face.

"Fair nuff." I shrug. "I can't really judge I suppose."

His open water bottle slips off the top of a fencepost and falls towards the floor, but his hand shoots out and catches it while it was upside down, then, as he swings the bottle downwards and flips it, he somehow catches every single drop of water.

Mental note number five hundred and thirty-one... our janitor is some sort of kung fu master or has complete control over water... neither are really something you should piss off...

"…"

'I saw nothing.'

I boredly look in another direction as his gaze slowly falls to me to see if I had actually seen that, then I grab my backpack and lunch of... just a fucking apple.

"Mn. Being poor sucks." I deadpan at the apple.

"So, Lu, you have been sort of disappearing a lot at school... where have you been going?" Zen asks, the roar of a car passing under the overpass nearly drowning out his words.

It has been about two weeks since the school year has started and I guess they finally noticed that I disappear to roof to have a chat with probably god janitor... he's a fuckin bro though... I really can't believe that my first 'friend' at this new town was a fucking janitor... but eh we sort of like the same things, and he is pretty cool.

"What do you mean?" I ask. "I have always been around. Have you guys been ignoring me?!"

Zen snorts. "The real answer, please."

"Your fangirls are massive bitches and I got sick of their glares so I had lunch elsewhere." I scoff.

I allow my gaze to pass over where a short, white haired loli is hiding, as she has been stalking us for the past twenty or so minutes from school.

"U-uh hey! E-excuse me!"

Zen and I slowly blink at each other, then look backwards as a girl in a school uniform quickly rushes up to us, she has long black hair and deep purple eyes, she also appears to be from a different school as she isn't wearing Kuoh's uniform.

She stops in front of Zengjya. "H-hey, I- uh, have seen you guys come through here for a while now, and I-I guess today is the day that I finally built up the courage to ask, but a-are you seeing anyone?"

She appears to just be ignoring Wes and I.

Zen casts a quick glance over to the two of us. "No, I am not."

"That's wonderful!" The girl beams. "U-uh well, it's not that I am happy you are single- uh- well- I sort of am- but- uh... I just wanted to know..."

"Would you be my boyfriend?"

Zen begins to open his mouth.

"Hold it." I deadpan.

The girl's gaze shifts over to me, and for the briefest moment, her eyes shift, shooting me a glare that causes the hairs on the back of my neck to raise, but she instantly blinks it off and replaces it with a look of 'curiosity' or, as I suspect, fake interest.

I scratch the back of my head and narrow my eyes slightly as the world becomes eerily quiet, no passing cars, no nearby students walking home, not even any animals squawking or squeaking...

"Your smile is fake."

The world becomes eerily cold at my statement as she gives the slightest flinch that would have gone unnoticed by an untrained eye.

"Your next line is... 'W-What are you talking about?' To you."

"W-What are you talking about?" As she finishes the last word she visibly recoils and takes a step back, her eyes shifting to a much more dangerous glint, her arms brought up slightly as she drops her book bag and seemingly is prepared for an attack.

I run a hand through my hair as Wes and Zen seemingly get on guard as well. "Hn, so my hunch was right... I would have understood if you were a girl from our school and tried to ask Zen out, but something didn't sit right with me as this girl from another school seemingly seeked out my best friend to ask him to be her girlfriend... you don't even know his name, do you?"

"and besides. The outfit you wear is from Rising-Sun Highschool, and that is on the complete other side of Kuoh... so, I will ask you... what are you trying to pull here, lady."

Her face shifts to a small smile, but it is probably only to try and instill dread as her eyes become dangerous and vile, much like a predator gazing at its prey before going in for the kill. "Hn... the others were wrong to write you off as no threat... you are too smart for your own good, boy."

Her school uniform literally explodes off her as she grows slightly in height and... assets... which are barely being contained by a skimpy black leather two-piece bathing-suit thing, she wears long thigh-high leather boots and her lower parts are barely covered by a piece of leather... once again bathing suit, but by far the most striking thing are the two large black raven wings that slowly sprout from her back.

The sky darkens to a deep purple casting the world into an eerie dark shadow even though it is day.

"W-What the hell?!" Zen whispers as he takes a step back, while Wes is shivering in terror.

I blankly blink at her, causing her to be briefly confused by my lack of reaction.

"You... don't fear me?" She slowly asks.

"Why should I?" I ask slipping my hands into my pants pockets. "You're just a bitch with wings."

"And besides, if you try to attack any of us at this moment... you are going to regret it."

She takes a step back in caution with wide eyes before narrowing them and seemingly getting more resolute. "And why would I regret it? You are just a filthy human."

"Am I?" I smirk. "Are you willing to gamble your life on that little assumption?"

"Because I can promise you... if you continue on the path you are on at this very moment... you are going to die... and not even god will be able to save you."

She takes another step back and I take a step forwards. "You have ten seconds to get out of my sight or the police are going to be cleaning up your internal organs off the side of that building back there for at least a week."

She summons a spear made of pink light in one hand and points it at me.

"Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven..."

She grips it in two hands and points it at me as she slowly creeps back.

"Six, Five, Four, Three, Two..."

"One, Ze-"

She flaps her wings, and quickly flies in the opposite direction with a look of terror on her face, the dark sky abruptly turning to the light blue it used to be.

"L-Lu... what the hell... was that?" Wes whimpers.

I let out the breath I didn't know I was holding and fall back onto my ass and stare in the direction that winged bitch had disappeared into. "Holy shit that actually fucking worked..."

"Wh-" Zen blinks. "Did you... bluff the shit out of her?"

"Pulled the classic Joseph Joestar art of bluffing and hoping for the best." I groan. "Now I am emotionally and mentally drained... plus the dread of knowing how close all three of us came to 'dying' is astounding..."

"She was really that strong?" Zen asks slowly, now a bit calmer now that immanent death wasn't literally staring him in the face.

"Hn... we might have been able to beat her if we all attacked at once..." I hum. "But we would need three sticks of dynamite, a packet of chewing gum, a frying pan, and a taser... preferably the ranged kind, but a contact taser would work as well... plus we would have had to sacrifice Wes to do it."

"Oi."

Zen snorts at my attempt to lighten the mood, eyes briefly pausing on the garbage can where a certain loli was watching the entire confrontation.

"Now, I am going to go home, lock the doors and windows, crawl into bed, try to combust my homework with my mind, and finally try to forget today even happened." I yawn. "And... just in case she is doing a tactical retreat to get some reinforcements..."

I abruptly stand and quickly sprint in the direction of our home. "WE MAKE OUR OWN SLIGHTLY FASTER TACTICAL RETREAT!"

Zen blinks at me while Wes blankly stares in my direction, then they both quickly dash after me.

"Rias."

"Hm? Yes Koneko?" A red-haired girl with large assets barely contained by her school uniform asks as she looks over a bit of paperwork.

"A fallen met the three of them and tried to kill them." A white haired loli states in a near emotionless deadpan.

"Wh-" Rias immediately stands up. "WHAT?! A-Are they okay?!"

"Yeah."

"T-They beat the fallen angel?!" The red haired beauty shrieks

"No."

"Wh- what?! Then how are they still alive?!" Rias slowly asks.

"Rolled a twenty on a charisma check."

"…"

"Koneko, I think you need to tell me just what exactly happened after they left school..."

"Mn."

*One story of Lucas' bullshit later*

"Oh my Maou he is literally Joseph Joestar..." The red-haired girl slowly mutters as she quickly opens her chess box containing her evil pieces. "I-I must have him!"

She pauses. "Wait... how many pieces would he even be worth? Two? Four? Satan forbid, EIGHT?!"

She looks up to the small white haired 'Koneko' and asks. "What do you think, Koneko..."

"He doesn't seem that strong... just lucky." She states in her normal emotionless tone.

"Of course, you wouldn't understand, Koneko." Rias sighs. "You don't really watch anime at all, do you?"

"Mn."

The busty redhead just lets out a simple sigh and goes back to looking over her evil pieces. "A rook? Hn... maybe my other bishop or knight?"

The white-haired girl slowly blinks, realizing that she has been forgotten about, then simply shrugs indifferently and walks out of the room.

"So, Lu, real talk now that we aren't being stalked... could we have beaten her?" Zengjya slowly asks

"Pfft- oh yeah, one little pinch from you would cripple her for a couple seconds, then we would just wail on her... actually, I could probably even take TWO of her on at the same time with my bullshit, which I would like to say I only used to get that 'Your next line is' junk to happen and it was surprisingly difficult... but toootally worth it."

"Are you... trying to become Joseph Joestar?"

"Damn... you figured it out too soon..." I sigh. "I even had this plan for the next time we meet her or her kind where I just pull out a fucking Tommy gun and blast them."

"And where exactly were you going to get a Tommy gun?"

"…" I am silent for a couple moments at Zen's statement "You know that one warehouse we raided and beat the shit out of that gang of like thirty people?"

"oooh yeah, they did store a load of weapons there... but did you seriously take one all this way? Where do you even keep it?"

"That would be telling." I scoff.

"You going to do the clacker thing?" Wes asks.

"Not yet." I mumble.

"I like that Scene..." He smiles. "From the way you describe it, it totally seems like something you would be able to pull off."

"Yeah, yeah... ill do it eventually." I sigh. "I just need to find where exactly I can purchase two metal balls on a ring-string..."

I let out a mental sigh as I boredly prop up my head, staring dead ahead at the front of the classroom, it is the end of the day and we are really just waiting on Wes to make his way over here so we can go home.

"Hey." I flinch as somebody is suddenly beside me, a young girl with snow white hair and a small black cat hairpin on the side of her short hair, at her blatant deadpan, I almost thought she was Wes for a moment.

"What do you want?" I grunt.

"Rias wants to see you."

"Hn." I hum as I get up, grabbing my bookbag and walking over to an open window and looking out of it. "Before we go, small girl, I want you to tell me what you see out there..."

"…" the white-haired girl is silent for a moment then walks over to the window and stands beside me.

"A fountain." Comes her monotone reply after a second of gazing into the outdoors.

"Want to know what I see?" I ask.

"Hn?"

"An escape route." I hum. "HUP-"

I leap out of the open window and land on the ground three entire stories below, preforming a perfect combat roll to bleed off downward momentum and turn it into forwards momentum, then I am suddenly on my feet as I stand up, mid-roll without pause, and take off in a sprint.

"I GET ENOUGH SHIT FOR HANGING OUT WITH MY FRIENDS! YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR MIND IF YOU THINK I AM GOING TO MEET ONE OF THE TWO GREAT LADIES OF KUOH!" I shout over my shoulder.

I widen my eyes as she leaps out of the window as well and pulls off a flawless three-point landing.

"HOLYFUCK-"

I speed up my sprint as she gets up and quickly chases after me.

'alright... this isn't fucking right! What sort of monstrosity is she?! O-oh my god is she the strong loli trope?!'

I continue my quick pace as she is quickly closing the gap between us, then I abruptly smirk as I get a plan.

I turn away from the front entrance and run directly for the fence surrounding the entire school, then jump once, place my foot on the trunk of a nearby tree, then leap off that up to a thick low-hanging branch that sways ominously under my weight, then I leap off that and just barely get over the top of the spiked fence, landing safely on the other side of the wall where I then turn and sprint in the opposite direction of the entrance which is about thirty feet to the left of where I landed.

"Zoom zoom zoom!"

I abruptly stop running and place my hands on my knees, letting out a few labored breaths. "This should- *Huff* be far enough away- *Huff* Right?"

I finally get my breathing situation figured out.

'mental note: sprinting as fast as you can for like ten minutes... not good on the lungs.'

I slowly blink as distinct sounds of the city reaches my ears... well, the distinct lack of it that is... the sky is purple, everything is dark, there is a pink light spear hurtling in my direction- wait what?!'

I hop back and allow the spiked shaft of light to sink into the asphalt in front of me, whatever threw that made it so the spear easily sunk one and a half feet into the road, so I mean, whatever tossed that must be pretty damn stron- oh, it's her.

"Well well well, if it isn't-" I pause as I gaze up to the black winged woman floating a good ten feet off the ground. "You know... I don't think I actually got your name."

I glance to the left to see two more fallen, a woman with long blue hair, easily reaching to her knees, wearing a purple leather dress thing which barely contains her chest, and it has holes cut out of the sides in the thigh area, it also barely goes lower than said thigh area... so I mean...

The other one is just some random dude bro with a fedora and a trench coat, he is sort of tanned with short black hair, but otherwise he looks sort of underwhelming.

'shit.'

I look back to the original black-haired woman- who I now realize is the one with the least decency out of all of them crazily enough- and gaze up towards her smug smile. "You were bluffing yesterday, weren't you?"

Her only answer is a slightly strained smile.

Henlo all of my degenerate peoples, it is i, totally not a drug dealer guy, here to give you your weekly dose of heroin- i mean CRACK COCAINE! anyways, ill see you all later.