I do not own Dxd, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.
"Speech"
'Thought'
"Powerful Entities Talking" (Such as dragons and angry gods who are shouting)
[Boost]: Ddraig
{Divide} Albion
Last Time... on Dxd: A bizzare adventure, Koneko witnessed Lucas' amazing bluffing prowess and chased him from school, where then the Lucky Lucas found himself in a bit of a pickle...
"You were bluffing yesterday, weren't you?"
THIS TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z-
A bit of sweat runs down my neck.
'probability that I somehow defeat all three of them?'
56.43%
'let's just bump that up a little bit.'
I increase the number up to a nice even one hundred, but I am really starting to feel the drain of my power...
Then all the dread of fighting them is washing off by that simple number. 'ah, so I had enough to guarantee my victory...'
"Oh yeah, I was totally bluffing." I shrug with a small smile gracing my features. "Why don't you just fly on down here and I'll let you impale me."
"Wait- seriously?" She asks.
I raise an eyebrow at her, then look to her 'friends' who are also looking at her in a confused manner.
"Hwat?" I ask.
Boy fallen slowly blinks. "Raynare?"
"What do you want, Dohnaseek?" She growls. "Can't you see that he is going to let me kill him for my superior tactics and Intelligence."
""I... can't tell if you are being sarcastic right now and it scares me."" The blue haired fallen and I deadpan at the exact same time.
We briefly look at each other then back to 'Raynare'.
"So uh, Blue haired angel thing, just a quick little question but, do all of your race dress like massive sluts or is it just... her?"
I leap back as a pink lightspear crashes into the ground where I was moments before.
"SLUT?!" 'Raynare' shrieks. "HOW DARE YOU?!"
"BITCH, A TWO-PIECE BIKINI HAS MORE SURFACE AREA THAN WHAT YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW! HOW COULD I NOT CALL YOU A SLUT?!" I shout.
"It's just her." Blue haired fallen answers.
I close my eyes, sharply inhale and raise my hands slightly. "Calm down, Lu, you must respect all wamen."
I open my eyes again to see that none of them have really moved. "Alright, ill give you one chance to skedaddle before I use my power of bullshit voodoo magic to somehow beat all of you, I don't really know HOW I will beat you, but all of your fates have been sealed, as foretold in the ancient texts of daio!"
"…" the black haired fallen opens his mouth.
"Yes, I am trying to buy time to rest after I spent the past ten minutes sprinting away at max speed from a loli that could leap out of a three-story building and somehow preform a perfect three point landing... thank you for understanding."
"I was just going to guess that you are legitimately insane." He finishes.
"Oh... well, I mean, I am technically talking to three angels- is that right? You aren't yokai, right? Maybe a tengu? Sephiroth's thrice removed family members that nobody likes to talk about during family gatherings?"
"You enjoy hearing your own voice, don't you?" The male angel scoffs. "And we are fallen angels, it insults me for you to think we are anything like normal angels."
"Cool." I deadpan. "Like, can we just fight now? I am getting kind of bored of insulting you."
"HOW DARE YOU!" Raynare shrieks as she dives forwards, keen on clearing the thirty or so feet between us and trying to impale me through the stomach.
*Crack*
The angel freezes and slowly looks up. "Hn?"
*BOOM*
A billboard falls off the building beside us, pinning her under it.
I hear her muffled scream of "God damnit!"
"Talk about anti-climactic." I mumble. "Any more billboards want to fall and take out these fucking idiots?"
*Creaaak-*
"Go oooon?"
*Cree-ck*
"She did, did she? and then what?"
*Creeeack*
"Hn, didn't expect that actually... anyway, have fun on your date, Jerry."
The billboard above the two of them stops squeaking and let me just say, they look fucking *SPOOKED*
"If I could have one day to myself without white haired lunatics ruining it..." The blue haired fallen slowly mutters as she RAPIDLY flies away from any billboards that might desire the taste of flesh. "Damn Freed... Damn this kid..."
"Pfft-" I fail to hold in my laugh. "PFAAHAHAHAHHA! You should see the look on your fucking faces! You actually think I did that?! You people are fucking stupid!"
I abruptly turn around and sprint down an alleyway. "LATER BITCHES!"
I crouch behind a garbage can and wait for the two fallen to rush into the alleyway after me, allowing the first to pass my hiding spot, but then I leap out at the second and land a brutal punch on his jaw that sends him flying into the nearby wall, then I abruptly sprint out of the alleyway back the way I came as it is CONSUMED IN FIRE, the hair spray I taped a firecracker to igniting, exploding the box of hairspray just to the left of where I was sitting.
Then I turn and run away as a wave of water pours from the alleyway, which wasn't my doing actually... so they probably used magic to extinguish the fires... and that means...
Run. faster.
'Wait... they can fly... so I won't be able to outrun them...'
I slide to a halt and quickly spin around, getting in a fighting stance with both of my fists raised.
I blink as the slightly soggy Blue haired fallen explodes from the alleyway and quickly turns towards me, launching a spear with a roar of anger.
"RAAAGH!"
I let out a low and slow breath as the spear comes closer, aimed for my chest and hold out one of my hands in front of me palm facing forwards. 'just like the movies... do it just like the movies...'
My hand lashes out, smacking the spear away with the side of my hand, causing the eyes of the woman to widen as she had followed closely behind it with a spear in each hand prepared to strike to the right or left if I dodged.
I bend forwards as she crosses her arms, nearly beheading me, then I bend back and land a brutal uppercut that sends her reeling, and as she tries to flap her wings to gain distance, I grab onto her ankle and slam her onto the floor, making her let out a small wheeze as she lands on her wings.
I stomp on her stomach as the other fallen, 'Dohnaseeks' I think it was, charges out of the alleyway and tosses a spear at me before he really realizes that I am quite literally curb stomping his ally.
Ohfuck.
I pray to the asspull gods as I lean to the side slightly, then reach out with my offhand and somehow catch the spear, then twirling it in my grasp I use its momentum to spin myself three hundred and sixty degrees and to get me into a throwing position, which I do so, hurling the spear back at Dohnaseek while all he can do is gawk... and allow his shoulder to be impaled by his own light spear.
Then leap off blue haired fallen as she tries to stab me, and duck under Raynare's slash as I had seen that she had gotten out from under the billboard during my little spin.
"Stop playing around you two! I am going to kill him before his abilities grow!" Raynare shouts. "Kokabiel said that his sacred gear is a powerful- but hidden- one, so we need to kill him before he unlocks it!"
"Oh, you think so?" I grunt as I slide to a halt in front of a building quickly reaching behind my back, casting a quick glance up to the sun.
I pull out a Tommy gun.
"Hwah?" Is Raynare's response.
*RATATATATATATATA-*
She quickly shields herself with her wings and tries to create a small barrier, but the gun eventually breaks through the magical defense, peppering her wings with lead and punching a couple holes in her shins which weren't as protected by her wings.
*Clic-clic-clic-click*
"Besides... how can you 'kill me before my abilities grow' if I have already unlocked my sacred gear?"
The drum magazine drops from my Tommy gun and clatters onto the floor, only to disappear like it wasn't even there as I take a step over it and off the sidewalk.
The crumpled lead bullets slowly drop from Raynare's wings, creating a light ringing sound as they hit the road as she falls to her knees. "T-Tch- DAMNIT!"
I gaze over the three fallen angels, Donnyboy clutching a bleeding shoulder, blue haired girl clutching her cheek and stomach, both of which are probably going to bruise, and finally Raynare who probably got it the worst as she has several bullet holes in her legs and I think her wings are starting to bleed slightly, but it is sort of hard to tell with the black color.
'the fact that the bullets didn't go through her wings is astounding... the feathers must be harder than iron...'
I prop the empty gun on my shoulders and smile cockily. "Is this all you have? Honestly, I am kind of disappointed."
"You three were going to kill me for having a weak sacred gear? Like, aren't there worse ones you can go after? Well, actually you probably couldn't handle it..." My gun disappears as well as I release it, allowing it to fall down my back. "after all, a simple human brought all of you to your knees with a regular gun, a can of hair spray, a firecracker, and a match."
"Pathetic really." A voice states.
"I know right?" I grin as I look to the right.
There is a blond girl standing there wearing a French maid outfit, her hair tied up into two messy pigtails, and on her back are four large... black feathered... wings...
oh...
Ooooooh...
"Mittelt?!" Raynare shrieks. "W-What are you doing here?!"
"Azazel sent me to stop you before you start another great war." The blond scoffs.
there were in fact four fallen angels...
Not three.
'chance I can beat her in a fight?'
2.43%
'WHAT?! H-how much stronger is she compared to the other three?!'
Ten to Thirty times 74.3%
More than Thirty-one times 21.2%
Four to Nine times 4.3%
Two to Three times 0.2%
A bit of sweat runs down my neck as I shuffle slightly.
"So, like... you look sort of familiar... have we maybe... met before?" I ask as I slowly circle in a way that will allow me to run at any moment.
She narrows her eyes at me and puts a hand on her chin. "Hnnn."
I shuffle slightly closer to the opening of an alleyway.
"I suppose it doesn't matter." The lolita sighs, creating a pink light spear in hand. "all of you are coming with me, no questions asked."
I suddenly shiver as a memory forcibly pushes itself to the front of my mind.
'Milly! Look out! Agh-!'
'Lu! GRAAH YOU BASTARD YOU HURT LU!'
*CRUNCH*
A small girl, maybe five to six clutches a bloodied arm, none of that blood actually her own, six large black angel wings on her back as she stands over a prone adult, a hole the size of a baseball punched through his chest.
"M-Milly?"
She freezes just as she is about to take a step towards me. "…"
"Lu?!" She hisses through her teeth.
"Wow! How have you been?" I ask. "It has been what, ten, eleven years?"
"Hows your fa-"
She is suddenly in front of me and covers my mouth with a hand... I couldn't even see her move...
"Shush." She hisses. "I know a human wouldn't get how fallen society is, but for a second generation fallen angel to get more than even a single pair of wings is extraordinarily rare, so they think I fell from heaven... don't reveal I have a father or else... understand?
"M-Mhm." I nod through her hand.
"Good!" She exclaims as she slowly walks over to the bloody form of Raynare.
"Oh wow... he really did a number on you, hm?"
The other two begin to stand-
"If you two even think of running, I am plucking your wings when I find you." Milly, or 'Mittelt' as her fallen Brothern call her, hums with an almost sadistic smile as she pokes Raynare's legs with a stick she has... for some reason.
With a single flap of their wings the two rocket off into the distance, the purple sky barrier shattering around us, causing Mittelt's smile to falter ever so slightly. "Why can't it ever be easy?"
She sighs and reaches out an open palm towards Raynare's forehead, fingers curled so her nails are nearly touching her palm.
Her hand blurs forwards and I flinch as a loud *CRACK* echoes from Raynare's head which snaps backwards, a bit of foam leaking from her mouth as she is THUROUGHLY knocked unconscious... or dead...
"You." She deadpans as she turns to me. "You are now temporarily drafted into the Grigori to stop another great war, you have shown above average skill by taking out these three at the same time, so I know you can- at the very least- hold your own against fallen with two wings... so congratulations."
"…"
"What?"
"Hn... you know nearly nothing about the supernatural, don't you?" She sighs.
"That is a fairly accurate statement, yes." I nod.
"Fine, fine, I'll give you the rundown after I teleport her back to the Grigori..." She mumbles as she clutches the brim of her nose with a hand. "But, its... good to see you, Lu... after this mess is fixed... we should catch up."
Ah, she probably isn't dead if she wants to bring her back to this 'Grigori'.
"Hn, yeah, we should I haven't seen you since that day." I sigh.
"You... remember that?" She whispers. "I thought he said that he was going to erase your memory- wait a second! How do you even remember me AT ALL?! He said he was going to erase ALL of your memories of me!"
"It didn't work that well, now did it?" I smile. "I forgot about you for maybe like... a month? Then I remembered most things, well, except for the stabbing thing which I remembered about... two minutes ago?"
"Tch- Piss." She scoffs creating an elaborate magic circle on the ground with a simple wave of her hand, Raynare at the center.
It glows brightly, then the unconscious girl in the middle completely disappears.
Mittelt slowly walks over to me, wings retracted. "I suppoooose we can catch up a little as we walk... considering you can't fly and all."
"Well, alright then." I shrug.
'Probability that we will be able to solve this without any issues?'
85.3%
'one hundred percent it is...'
"So, what have you been doing all this time, Lu?" Mittelt sighs as we begin walking in the general direction the two fallen fled.
"Surviving... but like... shouldn't you be going after those two?"
"There's no real point anymore..." She sighs. "They most likely teleported as soon as they got out of our sight."
"and, 'Surviving' what the hell do you mean by that?" She asks
"Well, Uratama is a hellish place with corrupt police, thousands of gangs, orphanages which don't really take care of their children and are just an elaborate money laundering scheme and in general just has drugs and crime everywhere." I shrug.
"W-What?!" She stutters. "I-It didn't seem like it when w-we were there?!"
"Well, you would be wrong... Every. Single. Day. that we played in that park, there was a chance to get stabbed, killed, kidnapped, or molested, but luckily, I managed to maneuver us away from it all... another stroke of good luck is that it was the 'good half' of Uratama, where the police sometimes did their jobs, and more of the nicer families lived, but still, we were in danger every single day." I state with a small frown. "Honestly I am glad that I managed to bullshit my way away from that hellscape."
"…"
"I, of course, lived in the bad half, I was an orphan, made a little gang with two of my friends and kicked total ass... hn... I wonder if they are out of school yet?" I hum. "Probably... annyway though, what about you? What is your traumatic childhood backstory."
"Well, this one time I punched a hole in a guy-"
"I was there." I deadpan.
"Start after that?" She asks.
"Sure." I shrug.
"Well, after that, my father trained me and kicked me out once I got around say... twelve? Hn... wow it has been four years since then... I joined the Grigori- which is basically a large group of fallen sort of like a 'company' you humans have- as a 'newly fallen, fallen angel' and placed fairly low down in the rankings, sort of like an internship, but seeing as that I 'have' four wings- because having more than that would make me memorable and there are only a finite amount of angels in heaven because they can't... reproduce... the way Devils and fallen can without the risk of falling- then I sort of just worked my way up through the ranks and now I am sort of just a peacekeeper tasked with stomping out any rebellious fallen that desire to restart the great war."
"Ok, then why did your father kick you out?" I ask with a raised eyebrow.
"Weeelll, for my own safety, really, he is a fairly important figure in the Grigori and, well, if people knew I was his daughter I would probably be kidnapped to use as leverage..." She mumbles before sighing "kind of a shame that I can't see him much anymore, though."
"Mn... okay, then who is this 'Kokabiel' then? He apparently ordered those three to kill me."
"Well, he is a cadre class fallen angel, with ten wings..." She mutters. "And seeing as how a fallen angel's wings represent their strength... I don't entirely know if I can beat him... but he is silently being investigated as we speak."
"And why did you suddenly decide for me to join you?" I ask.
"Well, I mean... I am sort of lonely... and I feel like I can trust you."
"…"
"Wow... that's sort of sad." I hum.
"Besiiides, you can handle yourself! You beat Raynare and her group with little effort."
She pauses mid-step and gazes off into the distance "Hn... there seems to be a fight in... that direction."
She points out towards the right of us suddenly. "Hmm... I have been meaning to announce my presence to the devils around here... if that is even them..."
She reaches out to me and easily picks me up.
"W-What are you doing?"
"Hold on!" She hums, allowing two pairs of wings to extend from her back.
"W-Wait-"
She suddenly blasts off with a laugh.
"AAAAAA-"
Welp, here have another chapter, and I am also going to tell my general 'Plan' for this story, it is just going to be going with the flow, I have fairly inaccurate dxd lore past the first half of the second season, most of it coming from fanfics, but before I start on an arc ill read a summary, anyway, this means that it is going to be sort of my own thing, with new arcs not related to the plot at all, some ocs (you have already seen four, expect some more eventually), and just in general a bizarre adventure for four friends~ Mittelt will probably be there as well though so I mean... eh.
Guest Reviews:
Guest-Questioner:"Fact one:
Following canon is fine, following it directly(under the "leadership" of Rias Gremory)
is not fine.
If the Protagonist takes the the place of Issei Hyodou, in every sense of the term replacement,
then that is minus, one star of approval, understand?
This seems like an interesting take on highschool DxD, but if the protagonist,
ends up as, just another Issei replacement, as i said, then, yeah,
you are, as they say, playing it safe.
Are you going too try for a harem, because if so, i would try to dissuade you from the,
"great lady's" of the issei harem, at every turn, they are just that, common-place, ya'know?
I find any, NON-Issei stories interesting, right up until the protagonist "teams up"
with Rias, again & again...and again."
.
I mean, that is just your opinion though... not an actual fact...
Yes, at the very minimum Lucas will be joining the ORC to set up the Raiser plot, and yes, Rias will be practically begging him to join her peerage at every turn, will he actually join her peerage? Probably not.
Issei still has the boosted gear, and will definitely still join Rias, but at a slightly later time in the story
Harems are going to be a thing, but not fucking REDICULOUS like issei's 28+ girl harem, and what do you mean by 'Great Ladies' of Issei's harem? Just Rias and Akeno, or literally ALL of the girls in his harem, because if it is the latter case, tough luck, issei has a ridiculous number of girls in his canon harem and it will be annoying to avoid every single one of them.
Also, there are going to be times when Lu and the bois might team up with Rias, such as a certain ten winged fallen, but otherwise he is going to be doing his own thing.
i really dont get the Rias bashing thing anyway, yeah, she can be a bit of a bitch, but Rias bashing has become a larger trope than NON Rias bashing...
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Anyways, just wanted to get my weekly chapter out, now I will disappear back into the void.
See ya!