I do not own Dxd, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.
"Speech"
'Thought'
"Powerful Entities Talking" (Such as dragons and angry gods who are shouting)
[Boost]: Ddraig
{Divide} Albion
We are floating about one hundred feet off the ground looking towards an abandoned factory.
"C-Can you put me down?" I hiss.
"Like, right now?" Mittelt asks with a smirk.
The side of the factory explodes outwards as a large centaur looking monstrosity flies through it along with a wave of water.
"WHATTHEHELLISTHAT?!"
It has the body of a... bear? With a large mouth going vertically down the middle of the front, she has a long snake tail, literally, LIVING snake head tail, and she has an elf ghoul top half... and- she just shot laser beams out of her nipples, didn't she...
"That, is a stray devil, they have betrayed or killed their masters to indulge their own fantasies, and due to their horrid actions- that one has probably been eating humans- they mutate horribly."
"Stray... devil?" I ask.
"Hn. Right, I need to give you the rundown of the supernatural races... kind of strange you got this strong without meeting any of them."
"Like I said, Uratama is a hellscape, my current strength is only slightly above average for the bad half." I scoff.
"Wait, you are telling me, there are literally HUNDREDS of super humans in Uratama?!" Mittelt asks as she looks down at me.
"Pretty much." I shrug. "There is the one girl there that could dent a steel beam with a bat... yeah, she was... scary..."
"…"
A new figure steps out of the factory, smashing the nipple lasers with tendrils of water that change the path of the light into the floor or just simply dissipates it.
A second form appears in front of the first and shoots several small water bullets out of cupped hands, which the stray devil blocks by bringing up one of her monster limbs and using it as a shield.
Mittelt continues floating, holding me under her arm.
I reach into my sleeve and pull out a simple knife.
"Where did you get th-"
I fling the knife downwards. "HEY DEMONIC BITCH!"
The stray devil snaps its head up, allowing the knife to sink into her eye.
"AAAGHHHH!" She roars as she brings up her human hands to her face, then we watch as the water coating her body seemingly animates and slams down on the top of her head.
"Mittelt, can you kill it so we can talk to the dude down there?" I ask. "I am about sixty percent sure that is our school's janitor, Kohaku."
"Yeah, Yeah..." She sighs as she points her free hand downwards, a thin, pink spear of light forming beside us only to be launched down at high speed, piercing the stray devil through the chest, killing it instantaneously.
"Damn..." I mutter as I watch as the mutated form collapses and we lower towards the ground.
"Yo, Kohaku, the hell are you doing here- oh my fucking god you have a stand?!"
"A what?" My ride asks.
"This isn't a stand, it is a spirit familiar which was bound to me at a young age, it has nothing to do with alien arrows or time stopping vampires." The black-haired janitor scoffs as the form behind him seemingly raises its hands in defense, it has a wooden bucket on its head with two eye holes... and mop-head shoulder pads... but other than that it appears to have on metal armor that covers the rest of its body excluding its heels and wrists... which seem to be spewing bubbles.
"Now..." He points in my general direction but slightly above-slash-beside me. "What the hell is that?!"
"oh, that's just a fallen angel." I hum. "Most are total assholes who attempt to assassinate me, but this one seems nice enough"
"I HAVE A NAME, YOU DICK!" 'That' shouts as she drops me the remaining 10 feet or so and lands behind me as I manage to not break my legs on contact with the ground, and land with a crouch.
"So, Kohaku, you are special as well?" I grunt as I cross my arms.
"'Special?'" he asks, gesturing towards the spirit that slowly floats inside him and disappears.
"That was a question of the rhetorical variety..." I scoff. "Anyway, what the hell are you doing out here, man?"
"I got a job to clean this place, at most I thought I would have to destroy a couple of cobwebs, sweep up some dust bunnies, or hell, kill a rat or two... no way in hell did I expect to find a fucking demon chimera monster thing that eats people with a mouth vagina and shoots acid out of her tits."
I raise a hand with an index finger pointed upwards with my mouth open.
"You really don't want to know."
"Alright, that's fair." I close my mouth and lower my hand.
"So, what are you doing out here, Lucas, and what's the deal with your angel friend?" The dark haired janitor asks.
"Well, as I said, fallen assassination, and this is my childhood friend, Milly."
"Mittelt." She deadpans.
"I'm still gonna fuckin call you Milly." I scoff.
"Mn." She scoffs as she turns towards my janitor friend.
"Hey you!" Mittelt points towards Kohaku. "Are you affiliated with the devils that run this town?!"
"The wh-" Kohaku blinks. "Devils run this town?"
"What he said." I grunt as I turn around. "The hell is with this devil crap- THE LOLI."
"Wh-"
"That fucking white haired loli was totally the fucking devil running this town, right?! It would explain how the actual hell she managed to leap out of a three-story window... after me... and stick a perfect three-point landing."
"The toujou girl leapt out of a fucking window?! Wait YOU leapt out of a window?! How are you still remotely even walking?!" Kohaku asks.
"Tuck and roll." I shrug.
"Huh... yeah... angel girl, you have some splaining to do..." The janitor deadpans as he turns back to the short blond... also loli.
"I'll give you two the shorted version... Blah blah blah all supernatural races are real, all religions are correct, there was a war between fallen, devils, and regular angels like a bazillion years ago, called 'the great war' the devils had a civil war reducing their numbers, then they came up with a way to reincarnate regular humans as devil servants, this town is controlled by two high class devils named 'Rias Gremory' and 'Sona Sitri', and I am here to prevent another great war as a couple of our agents have gone rogue and decided to cause mischief in the territories of the little sisters of the Maou Serafall Leviathan and Sirzech Lucifer."
"I knew the head of the student council was evil!" Kohaku exclaims. "None of the teachers believed me!"
She takes a deep breath and continues. "No, the Maou aren't 'literally satan', it is just a title they have gained after the original satans died, but, even if they aren't the original, the weaker of the two has the power to completely destroy japan and bother are definite sis-cons, so if anything were to happen to them or the two's peerages- the thing they call those devil reincarnation things- they will probably restart the great war, plunging earth as we know it into chaos and probably even dragging in other pantheons into this mess."
She then points to Kohaku. "You are now temporarily drafted into the Grigori to stop the second great war."
"Wh- who said I even wanted to join?! I still need to clean out all the dead bodies from the factory... and remove this... thing... which I now realize I don't exactly know HOW I am going to do, as it weighs over a ton and has acid blood or something." Kohaku growls.
Mittelt holds a hand out to it and makes it disappear with a flash of light... and the squelching sound of like twenty light spears stabbing the corpse at the same time.
"That... shortens things..." The janitor mutters.
"I would also like to point out, that devils aren't necessarily evil, just selfish creatures who will more than likely try to trick you into joining their peerages if you are strong enough... each of you seem to fit the bill."
"So, like, what's the deal with that slavery thing?" I ask.
She points towards the place the chimera's corpse once rested. "That... was a stray devil... that is what you become when a reincarnated devil kills or betrays their master and does horridly evil acts, such as consuming humans... reincarnated devils are practically slaves to their 'master' but they have a chance to 'rank up' from low class devils and get their own peerages... Devils normally look no different than a human, as they, like fallen angels, have retractable wings."
"So, the white haired strong loli trope is a slave to the Gremory girl?" I mumble.
"The Gremories and the Sitri are actually fairly pleasant to their slaves- *Cough* Peerage members, so I wouldn't worry about it too much." Mittelt hums.
"Mn." I grunt. "Hey Kohaku, does your stand have a name?"
"It's not a fucking-" he sharply inhales. "No, it does not, I simply call it my Spirit. Familiar... say it with me Lucas... Spirit... familiar."
"If you don't call it 'Ocean Man' from now on, we aren't friends anymore." I deadpan.
"Are we... friends though?"
"WE FUCKING BETTER BE!" I shout. "YOU HAVE A STAND AND I AM LITERALLY JOSEPH JOESTAR!"
"Your next line is 'Prove it.' To you."
"Prove-" he inhales. "oh my god."
"Wait wait wait, I feel like I am missing something here, what the hell is a Joseph Joestar, and how the HECK did you predict what he just said?!" Mittelt asks.
"You... never watched Jojo's Bizzare Adventure?" I mumble. "I mean, I get not knowing what a stand is, they probably aren't going to remake part three until well into next year or so, but part two is in full swing and extremely popular, how have you NOT seen it?!"
"…" Mittelt narrows her eyes at me with a slight look of confusion and a gesture with her hands as if to say 'what the hell are you even talking about'? "You do realize most of my time is taken up by one: training, two: stopping a war that will LITERALLY DESTROY THE PLANET! And three: sleeping and eating... I don't have time to mess around with animes right now."
"Alright listen here you little shit. I am going to walk in the direction your friends went, kick their ass by pulling another Tommy gun out of literally nowhere, and I am going to fucking FORCE YOU to take a break. Alright? Alright."
I turn and walk away from the two of them muttering under my breath. "Alright, now, how the hell am I going to find blue haired girl and Dohnaseek..."
"…"
"Fuck it, I'll just get a subway." I shrug. "Things will work themselves out."
"Wait! Come back! Don't you dare leave, Lu!"
Mittelt is standing behind me with her arms crossed and with a pout, her 'kawaii'-her words, not mine- maid outfit replaced with a simple school uniform from a nearby school.
"Hello sir, what do you want?" The woman standing behind the bar asks.
"I would like a sandwich with, pepper jack, green peppers, cucumbers, lettuce, red onions, jalapenos-"
"black olives?" The woman asks with a notepad.
"No olives!" I hiss. "How dare you taint my ears with that horrid sandwich topping!"
The woman blinks at me.
"What sort of meats would you like, sir?"
"Peperoni and Salami." I answer
"Bread and sauces?"
"Italian bread, garlic aioli and yellow mustard please."
"it will be ready in a moment." The woman hums.
I step away and glance out the window as I prop against a nearby wall, Mittelt following me with crossed arms and a pout still on her face.
"Stop ignoring me!"
"Stop pouting." I yawn.
She narrows her eyes at me.
*Ring Ring Ring*
"…" Milly stares at me blankly.
*Ring Ring Ring*
I silently pull my phone out of my outer school uniform as I lift up one of the unbutton sides.
I answer it "Yo, this is Lucas."
"LU WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!" The voice of Zengjya meets my ears.
"I leapt out the window."
"I saw that, BUT WHY THOUGH?!"
"The white-haired girl wanted me to meet the Gremory, thus ruining my already shit social life."
"But the window, dude?!"
"Yeah, what of it? It was only three stories."
"The girl leapt after you!"
"Yeah, and she stuck a sick three-point landing and started chasing me."
"I have been trying to call you for about an hour!"
"Okay, I was doing something pretty important."
"What exactly where you doing?"
"Oh, I got attacked by a swarm of crows and met an old friend, been hanging out with her for a while... I did the tommygun bit by the way."
"Wh- You got attacked by the fal- the things?!"
"Yeah, pretty disappointing though, I managed to beat back all three of them fairly easily."
"What?!"
"Sir your sandwich is ready." The woman behind the counter announces.
"Anyways, any particular reason you are calling me?"
I reach into my blazer again and pull out my wallet, then I prop my phone in between my ear and shoulder as I get out seven hundred or so yen and place the coins on the counter.
"Wes and I just wanted to know where the hell you disappeared to."
"Yeah? Well, I'm on my way back home."
I put the wallet back in my blazer and pick up my phone again, grabbing the bag my sandwich is in and walk towards the door, saying a quick 'Keep the change' over my shoulder.
"I should be back in like... te-"
A couple quickly rushes in front of Mittelt and I, it is Issei the pervert, sprinting as fast as he can, pulling along a blond nun who is also running quickly, and they are being chased by like... five guys in trench coats.
I look over my shoulder. "I told you buying a sandwich would work out, that's our lead right there."
"Yeah, yeah." Mittelt sighs. "You are all powerful and the plot revolves around you, bow to the new god, blah blah blah."
"Lu?"
"I'll be back sometime later, got something important to take care of right now, See ya!"
I hang up and slip the phone back into my blazer along with my sandwich as Mittelt and I dash after the group of seven just as the last of the men turn down an alleyway.
"W-where did that sandwich go?!" Mittelt asks.
"You don't have an internal sandwich pocket on all of your clothes?" I ask with an amused smirk as we reach the alleyway.
We look down the alleyway to see that it is one of those generic walled alleyways for all your dramatic and cliché needs... about fifteen feet back, Issei is standing in front of the nun with his fists raised. "S-Stay back!"
"Hn, his form is all wrong." I mutter under my breath as I step forwards. "Oi."
Everyone in the alleyway pauses and looks to me, the five thugs wielding... tubes... like, just fucking hand-sized tubes, and toy pistols...
"…"
"You five should pick on someone your own size, that perv probably couldn't take an anorexic dwarf, let alone five cloaked pedophiles... luckily, a badass just so happens to be in the area, so now I am going to make you five eat through tubes."
'probability of victory: one hundred percent.'
The one closest to me points his toy pistol at me and pulls the trigger *Click*
He looks confusedly at the side of it for a moment then points it back at me and pulls the trigger twice more. *Click Click*
"Jim... did you even put bullets in that?" The one in the far back, closer to Issei and Nun Girl asks as he turns around.
"I know I fucking did! Like what?! Why isn't it fucking working?!"
Jim looks up from his gun to see my fist crash into his face. "Agh-"
And he falls unconscious, bouncing once.
I take a step forwards, ducking under a slash from guy two's LITERAL FUCKING LIGHTSABER WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK?! And I land an uppercut which knocks him out.
I dive to the side as one of them shoots their gun and sends a LASERBEAM towards me.
'I am going to take all of those fucking things...'
As I near the wall of the alleyway, I hop onto the side of it and leap again, landing a kick to the cheek of guy three, then, while I am midair; I reach into my blazer and pull out my weapon of choice...
Guy four shoots at me with his own laser pistol, but the blast of concentrated light hits the mirror and rebounds cracking the mirror, the reflected blast of light going straight into his left kneecap, punching a hole into it and forcing him to fall to a kneeling position- only to be utterly stomped as I land on him, then, as I am grabbing the wrist of guy five I slam the cracked mirror into his face, sending shards of glass into his eyes.
I release his wrist as he leans back and covers his face, screaming in agony, only to be silenced as I land two attacks, a snap kick on his knee, causing it to bend backwards, and a palm strike that breaks his nose and knocks him unconscious.
I just toss the broken hand mirror over my shoulder as I take a deep breath, then breathe out.
"So, what are you two doing out here being chased by these five?" I ask, stepping over one of the groaning forms.
Issei slowly blinks at me. "Y-You took them all out, effortlessly... I-in like ten seconds flat!"
"Yeh."
Mittelt walks over to one of the prone men and kicks them in the side. "Hn, Stray exorcists... I was being sarcastic when you said this was a lead, but... damn... it probably is one."
"T-Thank you, sir!" The nun exclaims.
"No problem, so why are you two being chased by these five."
"O-oh, well, earlier I when I got off the train, I met this kind gentleman who I asked to show me the way to the church, then those five showed up and said they were going to show me the way to the church, b-but they have nefarious purposes and after I-Issei said he had it covered they threatened to harm him, so Issei got us both out of there."
"Mhn." I hum as I step over to the groaning pile of bodies who Mittelt is poking with a stick.
"So you want to go to the church, hm?"
"You... know Italian?" Issei asks.
"No, I read the subtitles, dumbass." I scoff as I start searching through their pockets.
"Wh-"
"That's a 'yes', Lu is just a sarcastic bastard." Mittelt states.
"I never met either of my parents~" I hum.
"so, who are you?" Issei asks, giving a slightly lecherous grin towards Mittelt.
"Perv on her and I will actually kill you." I growl over my shoulder as I crab a case of white tipped bullets, slipping them into my blazer, followed shortly by their pistols and LIGHTSABERS.
"Perv on me and I'll kill you myself." Mittelt scoffs.
"Alright." Issei says while raising his hands in a surrendering motion as he quickly pales.
I stand up. "The church, you said? That's where they wanted you to go?"
"Mhm!" The girl nods.
I look to the boy. 'he seems... dangerous...?'
"Well, Boy with sacred gear, Girl with sacred gear..." I shrug before bowing slightly. "I bid you both adieu."
"Blah blah edgy 'don't go to school tomorrow' joke- but replace the word school with church- and I'm outie~" I turn around and walk out of the alleyway. "let's go Milly."
"Mn." She scoffs. "I'm supposed to be the leader."
"Sure, sure." I shrug. "We need to grab my friends and the janitor, then we can stop great war two electric boogaloo."
"So, we need to get there quick, Riiiight?" Mittelt asks as we pause at the front of the alleyway.
"Ye- NO! DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!"
"Too late!" She cackles.
She grabs me from behind and allows her four wings to sprout from her back.
"AN ANGEL?!" Issei exclaims.
"AAAAAA-" we take off into the sky. "WHY ARE YOU BEING A TOTAL BIIIIITCH!"
"THIS IS FOR ACTIVELY IGNORING ME FOR THE PAST HOUR!" She shouts back.
Sooo, my cat died this Thursday c: life is good and I am glad to live it~
Whydoesbadthingshappentogoodpeople?
Guest Reviews:
Guest 001: " Flashback says she has 6 swings
She says she has 4
Either she lying or a minor inconsistency"
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You didn't read this part very well, did you? 'but seeing as that I 'have' four wings- because having more than that would make me memorable and there are only a finite amount of angels in heaven because they can't... reproduce... the way Devils and fallen can without the risk of falling-'
See the 'have'? That mean's she's saying that she 'has' four wings, when she actually has more than that, because having more than 4 would make her too memorable.
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Guest Questioner:
*Long comment about Rias bashing and the duality of man... maybe some butts and stuff considering this is dxd but it don't want to copy paste because I feel like this 'review thing' has gone on long enough for today*
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Hn, you are probably right, she is sort of a bitch. But who says that my Rias has to be a total bitch? She could just be a slight bitch~ because, Afterall, Issei hasn't been asked to date Yuuma, Issei hasn't died, and Rias hasn't 'allowed him to die' for her own gains, as he hasn't died... yet. But those are all fair points, and I will take them into consideration.
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Anyways, see you all later~