I do not own Dxd, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Powerful Entities Talking" (Such as dragons and angry gods who are shouting)

[Boost]: Ddraig

{Divide} Albion

I gasp and sit up. "WHERE AM I- oh just home..."

I gaze around the room, nothing seems out of the ordinary, the clock says it's about four fifty, and judging by the darkness, A.M.

'hn, well, that was a pretty good nap...'

I roll off the couch and stand up. 'jog time~'

Pov: ?

'D-Damnit! Murayama was right...'

I take a shaky step back from a group of four guys who are wielding knives menacingly.

"Heeeey we won't bite~ why don't you just give us a good time, yeah?"

I take another step back and I bump into something.

I slowly turn around to see one of the new students from my school, the 'Beast of Kuoh Academy', he is apparently a massive delinquent and a massive brute if the rumor mill is correct.

His dark blue orbs looks down at me with disinterest and runs a hand through his white hair. "Again?" He scoffs as he grabs my shoulder and pushes me out of the way.

"What's with this fucking town?" He mutters. "Am I just good at finding soon to be molested girls, or is the only fucking crime these Neanderthals think about is rape?"

I turn around with a scowl on my face, only to pause as he boredly walks over to the group of four who are brandishing their knives at him.

"Who the hell are you, punk?!" Growls who I assume to be the leader of their little group.

"Hn... I have a lot of names, really, 'Fucking Bastard', 'Lucky-git', 'Dumbass idiot', 'Joseph Joestar Incarnate', 'Wrath of Uratama'… but I think I am going to go with... 'Badass of Kuoh'." The white-haired teen hums. "And you are threatening someone from my school."

He points ahead with one hand. "Your next line is 'Hn, so you are one of those pretentious 'true thugs' from Uratama huh?' To you."

"Hn, so you are one of those pretentious 'true thugs' from Uratama h- HUH?!" The thug in the front gasps and widens his eyes... only to catch an uppercut from the white-haired teen that sends him literally flipping head over heels. "AGUH-"

The white haired delinquent lashes out with a roundhouse kick, shattering the nose of the next thug, then steps forwards and lands a brutal palm strike on the chest of the third *crack*, then just as the fourth guy begins to react as stab forwards with his knife, the white haired teen catches the remaining thug's wrist and lands three jabs against his face, then lets go of his wrist and knocks him out with an absolutely BRUTAL haymaker *CRACK*... I-I think I saw some of his teeth fly out of his mouth as his head is knocked to the side.

He steps over the groaning pile of bodies and continues on his way.

'w-what?! H-he just knocked them all out in like five seconds... h-how the hell?!'

"W-Wait!" I call out.

He looks over his shoulder. "If you think I did that for you, your dead wrong... I just wanted some chumps to beat on."

He continues walking. "Keep yourself out of trouble. I won't always be around to beat everyone into a pulp."

He waves a hand over his shoulder. "Peace. I'm out."

I blink as he disappears around the corner.

Pov: Rias

"Hn? The fallen angels have been utterly destroyed?" I ask.

Koneko, my rook gives me a simple nod. "Mn."

"How?"

"I smelt the white-haired guy there... along with the blind boy, his older black-haired friend, and our janitor... there was also a lot of blood and feathers, but I don't think any of the fallen angels are dead as I smelt more than one fallen angel with four or more wings there..."

"Joseph himself dealt with that?" I mutter. 'Hn... well, at least we won't have to worry about our new pawn getting himself attacked...'

"it was probably the Grigori taking down a couple stray fallen angels..." Kokeno mutters.

"T-Then is jojo incarnate part of the Grigori?! Why wasn't I informed that their agents were in my city?!" I hiss.

"Mn."

Pov: Lucas.

I glance across the classroom towards Zen who is taking notes on whatever the teacher is teaching.

'Yesterday was pretty fun, but... now I am bored again.'

I let out a sigh. "Fourty Four."

"What do you think the answer is then, Lucas-" the teacher inhales then goes back to teaching.

After that, classes proceeded as normal, and the day has ended.

A while haired loli enters the classroom.

"FUCK-"

I hop out of the open window beside me, then, mid-air as I look down at the world below, I see the 'Light Prince' of Kuoh academy, Yuuto Kiba, widely known to be a member of the occult research club. "PISS."

I stop my descent by grabbing onto the ledge of the second floor's window with a single hand, then I crack it open and crawl inside.

A couple people who are still in classroom look at me as I crawl in and shut the window behind me. "Ignore me."

I walk across the classroom, pausing in front of the closed classroom door, then I simply turn around, and re-open the window... then I leap out of it to see that Kiba Yuuto is gone.

'HAH! My bluff worked!'

I land safely with a roll then sprint out of the school.

"Hn, yes good... another successful escape..." I hum as sling my bag over my shoulder.

"'Escape?' What the hell do you mean by that?"

"Oh, hey, Milly." I hum as I turn to look to the short blond fallen who is standing just across the road from me.

She quietly walks over to me.

"Honestly, I expected you to be held up in some sort of super-secret meeting, maybe get another assignment."

Her shoulders slump and she brushes away her long stray strand of hair out of her face. "I handled that all over phonecall..."

"Hn, no magic?"

"Why would we use magic when we have perfectly good cellphones?" She asks. "the only problem... is that it was a three. Hour. Phone call... I even had to plug my phone in so it didn't die mid-way through!"

"So, that means you are leaving?" I ask

She scoffs. "As if... I am now more or less 'permanently' stationed here because this just seems like where a lot of bullshit is going down... I mean, we have you, the Gremory and Sitri heiresses... honestly I think this place might be cursed..."

"Mn..." I grunt. "Do you even have a place to stay?"

"Well, I mean conveniently, the apartment right next to yours has freed up... I was just hanging out in a motel, but an apartment is much more manageable for a long-term placement~"

"And, well, now I have to go speak with the Gremory and Sitri heriesses about my placement here."

"Really? Them?" I sigh. "Piss... I just leapt out of a third story window to avoid the Gremory."

Mittelt sigh, then grabs me by my collar and slowly drags me back the way I came.

"Oh, we are really doing this?" I ask.

"We are going to meet them." She deadpans.

"hn... alright... but only if you manage to somehow survive my special attac-" I cut myself off. "Hey Mittelt, there's a spider crawling on your hand."

"EEK-" she releases me and slaps at her hand, revealing it was a plastic spider all along.

I fix my collar and scoff. "Yeah, at the very least you could have let me walk by myself, you dragging me somewhere would ruin my cool and threatening vibe."

She grimaces and spins around, and pounds the side of her fists on my chest, like a small child trying to beat up their father... in a really annoyed manner. "YOU PRICK!"

I mean, she is holding back quite a bit so it only really stings, but still...

I cough up blood.

"OMYGOSH LU! I AM SO SORRY! WE NEED TO GET YOU TO A HOSPIT-"

"It's just ketchup~" I hum as I wipe my mouth with a smirk and hold my hand near her face, showing that it is, in fact, ketchup.

Her bangs cover her eyes as her hands twitch slightly.

"Honestly, you are too easy Mittelt~" I hum as I pull a napkin from my sleeve and wipe my mouth and hand.

She brings back a hand and gut punches me, knocking the air out of my lungs, a small blast of wind flowing behind me as the force of her attack travels completely through me. "Grk-"

"Oooh." I wheeze as I hunch over slightly. "Yeah. I probably deserved that."

"Come on, you bastard." Mittelt scoffs. "We are going to see the heiresses."

"Fiiiine, fiiine." I sigh after I get my breath back while rubbing my stomach. "Hn, that's going to bruise isn't it?"

"You're such an asshole, honestly." Mittelt sighs as she turns around and begins walking back towards Kuoh Academy as I follow along with a hand in my pocket, the other holding my bag.

I stare boredly past the gate. "You sure you want to do this?"

"Yeah, I sort of have to..." Mittelt scoffs as she brushes one of her hairs off her black long-sleeved shirt.

She unleashes a bit of her magic power, probably causing every devil in that school to freak the fuck out.

It takes about a minute but eventually I see the head of the student council walking out with her vice president.

She glances at me briefly, uttering a 'hn' before looking down to Mittelt who covers her mouth as she lets out a small yawn.

She refocuses on the short haired girl standing in front of us. "You are Sona Sitri, correct?"

"I am." The glasses wearing president of the student council slowly nods. "Why are you here."

"I request an audience with both yourself, and the Gremory." Mittelt announces. "I am here to speak about my current circumstances, as my superiors have decided to station me here in this town to prevent any other mishaps with rogue members of our faction."

"Hn." Sona hums and quirks an eyebrow. "I suppose I will agree to this, you two please come with me, I will send one of my peerage to retrieve Rias."

We silently walk into the student council room, no real opposition as most people have already left by now.

Sona glances over towards a white-haired girl near the edge of the room. "Momo, would you please bring Rias here?"

The white-haired girl simply nods once as disappears out the door, walking past us.

Sona walks around her desk and laces her fingers together. "Would either of you care for a game of chess while we wait?"

Mittelt raises an eyebrow. "You are awfully calm in my presence..."

"Oh, no, I just know exactly who you are, you are a peace keeper under Azazel's command... numerous vicious threats to humans, be it stray devils or fallen, vampires, or even werewolves have been slain by you." The glasses wearing devil responds as she sets up her chess set. "Honestly, I am grateful for any work you have done clearing out any threats in this town, such as the stray devil Viser and the fallen angels in the abandoned church."

I watch as she finally sets up the pieces. "Hn, sure, I could go for a game."

"W-What the hell?!" Sona hisses, completely off guard as this game against what she presumed to be a complete armature took a sudden turn about seventy five percent of the way through, her king piece locked into a checkmate by my rook, knight and queen.

She freezes as her own queen- a person, not chess piece- watches on in awe.

"W-What?" She hisses. "I-I lost? How?!"

"Alright, I'm gonna be real with you, I had no idea what was going on this entire time and I was just fucking around after you told me what each piece does."

"W-WHAT?!" Sona exclaims, losing her cool for the first time I have ever seen.

I look over to Mittelt and look back with a slightly smug smile that is broken up by my hand as I suppress a yawn. "So, like, where is the Gremory girl, am I right? I mean... I have other things to do today."

The door opens, revealing Rias Gremory flanked by 'the second big sister of kuoh' and that white-haired girl that was sent to get her.

The black haired Akeno seems to gaze at Mittelt and scowl, before replacing it with an indifferent smile.

"Well, this is certainly surprising..." Rias mutters. "For what reason does a fallen like yourself have for speaking with devils?"

Mittelt rolls her eyes. "I HATE political word games, it annoys me to no end when people act all hoity-toity and speak regally, so I am going to lay out some things as quickly and efficiently as possible, One, I have removed four rogue fallen angels from around your town along with the stray devil known as 'Viser'- apparently-" she scoffs that last word under her breath. "Two, I have been stationed here by Azazel in order to prevent any more rogue agents from stepping foot in this town, if either of you don't like it, that's a shame, because he has already gone straight to Maou Leviathan and Maou Lucifer and they both have approved, and Third..."

She points to me as she looks dead ahead at Sona. "Can you put this fucking idiot in the occult research club please?!"

"Wait what?! WHY?!" I ask. "You total bitch!"

"I'm still mad about the ketchup thing!" She shouts back.

"IT WAS LITERALLY AN HOUR AGO! GET OVER IT!" I respond

"YOU ACTED LIKE I LITERALLY IMPAILED YOU, YOU BASTARD! I AM GOING TO MAKE YOUR LIFE AS INCONVENIENT AS FUCKING POSSIBLE SO TAKE YOUR GOD DAMN PUNISHMENT LIKE A MAN!"

The devils flinch at his name.

"BUT WHY?!"

"Why not?! The Gremory can't be THAAAT bad, can she?"

"…" Rias, and Akeno are silent at this seemingly random outburst while Sona and her queen, Tsubaki are both silent for another reason... particularly that last sentence.

"Are you two dating?" The white-haired bishop of Sitri blinks as she looks between the two of us from the back of the room.

"NO!" "Nope." Mittelt and I shout/say at the same time.

The girl simply smiles and covers her mouth with her hand. "you would make a good couple."

"…"

I wordlessly stand up, walk over to the window, open it, utter a "I'm leaving now." then I flop outside... of the third story window... meh, I have survived longer falls~ easy peasy~

I hear Mittelt utter a goodbye before she lands beside me in a crouch.

"Tch... damn durable bodies... I wish I could leap out of windows without worrying about my knees." I scoff.

"Then stop jumping out of windows then, dumbass." Mittelt snorts.

"No can do." I shrug. "I would rather break my knees than waste a good minute or two exiting the room, walking down the hall, going down two flights of stairs, then down another hallway, past the lockers, and only then am I able to walk outside... it's just not efficient, Milly."

"…"

"Soooo, what's with you sounding so appalled at the idea of dating me, huh?" I ask.

"Lu I will literally fly back up there, exposing the supernatural to every single person still around here, and fucking ask them to give add you to the student council."

"I mean, I'm just saying, I'm a pretty cool dude, and you check several of my boxes, though I mean the 'I know you from Uratama' one is a pretty big one considering the fact you aren't a hooker or drug addict right now."

"I swear to-" she cuts off her growl with a sharp inhale. "Mn, I don't feel strongly one way or the other."

"Cool." I shrug. "Saw a chance and I took it."

We silently walk away from the school for a while.

"Lu, we literally met YESTERDAY, you seriously can't be considering dating me after literally a day." Mittelt sighs. "Besides, I can't, I have obligations in the Grigori."

"One, I am horribly attention-starved for anyone of the opposite gender, as, literally every female my age- or looked my age- that I found generally attractive in Uratama was either a druggie, hooker, or violent psychopath who could dent steel beams with an aluminum bat, so you can see why I never dated, and two, aren't you more or less 'permanently' stationed here? Wouldn't just sitting in your room all day get really fucking boring?"

"You... have a really fucked up childhood..." Mittelt mutters before letting out another sigh. "I'll think about it, you prick, but, you know, it might help if you tell me the things you like about me... because... well, I need a bit of an ego boost~"

"Personality, as you are a sassy bitch most of the time and we have good banter, the whole childhood thing, and you are honestly... sort of cute... hn... to be honest, though, I only really needed those three reasons."

She is slowly turning red.

"Are you... blushing, Milly?"

"No!" She scoffs. "Shut up!"

"Welp... today has been tiring... I somehow beat a devil at chess- and I know fuck all about chess- and school is just draining in general... so I am going to go home and go to bed~" I hum, only to pause as I realize something. "Hey Milly, where exactly did that nun chick go?"

"Her? Hn... I got her a place to stay in Kuoh, so she is around here somewhere..." She mutters.

I look to the side to see an awkward meeting of Issei and said nun chick beside a fountain. "Oh. There she is..."

"Oh, it looks like the devils revived that perv..." Mittelt scoffs. "According to the nun's story, while we were gathering your friends and the janitor to go to the church, Kalawarner showed up and killed the boy before kidnapping her and transporting her to the church where they were trying to take out her sacred gear... it was actually partially taken out, so I... don't see her living much longer..."

"It will work itself out." I yawn as I feel another wave of drowsiness hit me. "Cant your people make her an android or something? Rebind her sacred gear? Enchant her body with plus one?"

"No, we cant." Mittelt sighs again. "At most, she has a month... at least... well, she could die right this second, maybe tomorrow, the next day, or even at the end of the weak... at least it will be a peaceful death... nothing like what she would have felt if they actually succeeded in removing it."

"Ah, so the devils are probably going to revive her, then." I hum.

"Hn, that good, I suppose, she seems quite smitten with the pervert... god knows why... maybe she will be happy." She smiles.

"Ooooh? Does Milly have a soft side?"

She simply scoffs and brushes a strand of hair out of her face. "Shut it, you bastard."

"Heh." I chuckle as I continue on my way back to my one true calling... the couch.

Hi~ it is I! Guy! And I am here to say that I am really fucking tired as I finish this chapter, I will go over it a bit in the morning before I post this, but there might be some mistakes...

Annnyways, here's a guest review that I feel like responding to as he isn't the first (And definitely not the last) person to say this)~

Guest Review:

Guest 001: "Yeah can you update your other fics instead of this OC ridden shit, you have at least to other dxd fics that are a million times better than this shit."

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Alright, I could go on a couple paragraph rant about how most of the ocs are throw away villain 'ocs' with only four of them being actually plot relevant, but no, I am just going to say this: I am not normally a spiteful person, I wright fanfictions for fun, and it is indeed fun, I like to see the reactions of people who view this world I created and enjoy reading their thoughts on the matter, but comments like this on the other hand make me honestly just want to NOT update my other stories- and even then, the only one I would even consider updating would be Codex of the universe, both of the other dxd fics are dead, completely and utterly dead. With no hope of revival. You people commenting like this really accomplish nothing other than making me slightly miffed, please just don't turn a fun pastime into something that I hate.

But can we just be real for a sec, why the actual hell are you complaining about 'oc ridden shit' when just under the summary, right in 'characters' it has *OC*, like, there are what? THOUSANDS OF DXD CHARACTERS, yet 4 plot relevant ones are suddenly 'too much'? ISSEI HAS LIKE A HAREM OF THIRTY GIRLS YET YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT FOUR FUCKING OCS?! Hn, I'm going into the Oc rant, so I am going to stop...

Tldr: Dxd is a CURSED fandom and everyone reading and creating content for it are degenerates... the lore is something I could be proud about and watch in front of my family, but they had to add *TITS* man... fucking *TITS* everywhere you look.

I'm rambling now.

Ill see everyone in the future~