"It's time for a special Game Night!" Deadpool announced.

"Is he here yet, Chum?" Asked The Mask.

"He'll be here soon." Replied Deadpool. "And, oh yeah, this chapter will probably cause this story to turn rated MA. No matter! Let's do this shit!"


There was everyone. Just outside the Town Hall, ready for the special guest to make an appearance for tonight's Game Night. But who is he?

"Hold on, mon amours!" Fifi announce. "We 'ave a queztion for Ms. Yaya."

"Yaya, why don't you tell us?" Asked Skunky. "We were wondering why you're so cute?"

"You're amateurs. I always was cute." Yaya replied. "Even when I was born. I even use Strawberry Scented Hairspray."

Morgana approached her.

"So, that's why your Hair smells like Strawberries!" He said. "I've been wondering why since we first met. You really are the cutest Panda in the World."

Morgana then proceeded to pinch Yaya's cheek, making her blush in the process.

"Alright, you two, break it up!" Deadpool exclaimed. "Our guest isn't gonna wanna see any lovey-dovey shit!"

"Deadpool, language!" Fifi exclaimed.

"Fifi, English." Deadpool replied.

The Mask was on the phone.

"You're on your way?" He asked. "Great!"

The Mask hung up the phone.

"Okay everyone, it's time to go in!" The Mask announced. "Our guest will be here any minute!"

And so, everyone scurried inside the Town Hall.

"I can't believe it!" Hugo exclaimed, excitedly.

"I know!" Rita replied. "A celebrity is coming to play our game!"

"It's nice to see my daughter in a good mood." Said Rita's Mom. "I wonder who this celebrity is."

"So, Deadpool and The Mask, why don't you finally tell us?" Asked Squirrely. "Who is the special guest?"

"Stanley." Deadpool said.

The Mask nodded, then pulled out an Electric Guitar, Drums, and Two Microphones. Deadpool took the Guitar, The Mask prepared to play the Drums, and both were in front of each Microphone.

"We're going to sing our guest's theme song since he's just outside Town hall." The Mask announced.

"When the song is over, that's when he comes in!" Deadpool added.

The two started playing and singing.

HE'S GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST,

TO PLAY THE SHITTY GAMES THAT SUCK ASS,

HE'D RATHER HAVE A BUFFALO TAKE A DIARRHEA DUMP IN HIS EAR,

HE'S RATHER EAT THE ROTTEN ASSHOLE OF A ROAD-KILLED SKUNK AND DOWN IT WITH BEER,

HE'S THE ANGRIEST GAMER YOU'VE EVER HEARD,

HE'S THE ANGRY NINTENDO NERD,

HE'S THE ANGRY ATARI-SEGA NERD,

HE'S THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD!

The moment they stopped performing, at the open entrance door was him. The Angry Video Game Nerd.

"What the fuck is all this?" He asked, after seeing everyone in the Town Hall. "I swear to God. I feel like I'm in a fucking Fairy Tale."

"Someone haz a potty mouth." Whispered Fifi.

"Are you the one who's come to play my game?" Hugo asked.

"Game?" AVGN replied. "How the hell did this Monkey-Koala hybrid get a game?"

"I'll show you." Hugo replied.

Hugo lead the AVGN to the Computer in the Town Hall, and loaded up the website that had the Jungledyret PC game.

"So, this is the game?" AVGN asked.

"It sure is." Hugo replied.

AVGN pulled out a bottle of Beer.

"How much of this shit have I been drinking?" He asked.

"Don't worry." Rita said. "Just play the game. I'm sure you'll love it."

AVGN sighed.

"This had better be worth it." He groaned. "I was promised Beer."

AVGN started playing.

"So, basically I'm playing as this Koala fuck in what looks like a Donkey-Kong setting?" Guessed AVGN. "How special."

"Maybe it gets better?" Guessed Rita.

AVGN lost a bit of health.

"What the hell?!" He exclaimed.

Then, he grabbed fruit, which the Hugo he was playing as ate the whole thing.

"How the fuck did he eat the whole thing?" He asked.

He got attacked by another Bug.

"Ahh, son of a cock!" He exclaimed. "I really hate those damn Bugs."

"I know, they're annoying." Hugo replied.

When AVGN was on a vine, the two Monkeys, Zig and Zag, surprised him.

"What the hell?!" He exclaimed "What's with the Monkeys?"

"Those are my friends when I lived in the Jungle." Hugo explained.

"Am I supposed to have an orgy with them?" AVGN asked.

"No." Hugo replied. "Just go along the vine, and wait until they jump down."

AVGN did just that.

"Okay, now what?" He asked.

"Press down." Hugo explained.

AVGN pressed down, and fell onto one of the rocks, completely draining his health.

"How in the shitbals?!" He yelled.

"You're supposed to land in between the rocks, dumbass." Hugo replied.

"How can I?" AVGN replied. "I can't even see them!"

Then, AVGN was sent back to the beginning of the game.

"WHAT?!" He yelled. "I have to repeat the fucking game again?!"

AVGN Drank his Beer.

"Calm down!" Hugo exclaimed.

"I can't!" AVGN replied. "This game is shitty!"

"It's not shitty." Hugo replied. "Here, let me have a go at it, and we'll se if I can do well."

Hugo had a go at his game, and later unexpectedly tripped.

"Jeez!" He exclaimed. "What did I trip on?"

Later on, he got to the bit AVGN was on, and landed onto the Bug.

"Yeah, take that you stupid Bug!" He said.

He tried to jump onto the big rock on the right, only to fall into the water.

"Agh! Damnit!" Hugo exclaimed.

After going through the stage again, Hugo managed to make it to the rock hopping part.

"Phew!" He exclaimed. "Now I just need to hop on these rocks."

He went to hop on the first one, only to fall into the water.

"ARGH!" He exclaimed. "You were right, Nerd! This game is shitty!"

"Calm down, Hugo." AVGN replied. "It's only a game. Have a Beer."

AVGN handed Hugo a Beer.

"What is this?" He asked.

"Drink it." AVGN instructed. "It'll help."

Hugo took a sip.

"I do feel a bit better." Hugo replied.

Rita groaned.

"You two are being immature." She said. "This is only a silly Game."

"We'd like to see you play it." AVGN replied.

"Yeah. See how long you last with this fucking game." Hugo agreed.

Rita sighed.

"Move over." She said. "I'm gonna prove you two wrong."

Rita tried the rock-hopping, and was doing well.

"You need to hold down shift to make it easier." She instructed.

When she tried to reach the next platform, she forgot to take her paw off of Shift, and fell in the water.

"What?!" She exclaimed. "Damnit! I forgot to release Shift!"

"Take the f out of Shift, that would make the word make more sense." AVGN stated.

Rita tried it again, and made it.

"Next, you gotta try to climb this tree, and make it to the next one to proceed to the next level." Rita instructed.

She tried to climb the tree in the game, only to be knocked back to the bottom by the Snake.

"Hey!" Rita exclaimed. "Stupid Fucking Snake!"

"Easy now, Rita." Hugo said.

"This Snake is pissing me off." Rita replied.

She tried to climb the tree again, made it over the Snake, and was able to reach the next stage.

"Oh, thank God!" Rita exclaimed.

Rita was then in the next stage, where the main Antagonist of the first film, Izabella Scorpio, was running across the stage back and forth.

"Okay, now you wanna avoid this woman." Rita explained. "If she catches you, it's an instant Game Over."

"So, you wanna avoid this skinny and ugly bitch?" Asked AVGN.

"I wanted to avoid her the moment I first saw her." Hugo said, remembering his encounters with her.

Rita jumped over, and was quickly grabbed by Izabella due to a glitch.

"Hey! Don't you grab me, you little bitch!" Rita exclaimed. "I'll fucking stab your parents!"

"Jesus Christ!" AVGN exclaimed. "Calm the fuck down."

The game had one life left.

"Okay, if I lose this life I'm going to lose it." Rita said.

She jumped onto Izabella's head, and tried to run out, only for Izabella to turn into Usain Bolt, and grab her again.

"What the fuck!" She exclaimed. "How can she run so fucking fast?!"

Rita took the Computer Monitor, and threw it onto the ground.

"Holy shit!" Hugo exclaimed.

"Damn, she mad." Scout said.

"She's The Angry Video Game Fox!" Exclaimed Soldier.

"And there's The Angry Video Game Jungle Animal!" Added Sniper.

THEY'RE GONNA TAKE YOU BACK TO THE PAST,

BECAUSE THEIR OWN GAME SUCK MAJOR ASS,

THEY'D RATHER HAVE A GORILLA TAKE A SHIT ALL OVER THEIR NOSE,

THEY'D RATHER STICK THEIR PRIVATES INTO A STRANGER'S GARDEN HOSE,

THEY'RE THE ANGRIEST CREATURES ON A BOX,

THEY'RE THE ANGRY JUNGLE ANIMAL AND FOX,

THEY'RE THE ANGRY JUNGLE ANIMAL AND FOX!

Soon, Hugo and Rita were wasted on the Beer AVGN gave them.

"Man, Hugo, does my ass look fat when I'm drunk?" Asked a drunken Rita.

"I want to bathe you in my own poisonous deadly piss." Replied a drunken Hugo.

"Oooh." Drunk Rita replied. "Come over here, you amazing piece of shit!"

The two started making out.

"Um, why is my daughter acting like that?" Asked Rita's Mom.

"They raged at a shitty game." AVGN replied.

"That doesn't really answer my question." Rita's Mom replied.

Soon, Rita turned around, and exposed her butt to Hugo, while waving it in the air.

"Fuck me, Hugo!" She instructed. "Fuck me in the ass in front of everyone."

The look on Hugo's face made it clear that he was going to do so.

"Nope! Nope! Nope!" Deadpool exclaimed, using a Tranquilizer gun to put both of them to sleep.

"Way to go, Chum." The Mask said. "They would've done unspeakable acts in front of Rita's siblings."

"What were they about to do?" Asked Terry.

"You're too young to know." Explained Rita's Mom. "We'll talk about it when you're older."

"I'm done with this shithole!" AVGN exclaimed, leaving the Town Hall. "Jezz, I felt like I was in a Goddamn Fairy Tale."


Well, there you have it. That was the special chapter featuring the special Guest. I hope you enjoyed it, especially you, RedHood123. Also, RedHood123, what plans do you have for your FanFiction? As in, what stories do you plan to write? Even though there's a review glitch going on. This is DiamondPickle994 signing off.