I do not own Dxd, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Powerful Entities Talking" (Such as dragons and angry gods who are shouting)

[Boost]: Ddraig

{Divide} Albion

"Honestly... what is even going on..." Sona whimpers.

A teen with spiky black-haired rushes across the screen and down a hallway, giant explosions trailing behind him.

"WHY IS OUR JANITOR DOWN THERE?!"

Tsubaki decides to stay quiet.

"…"

"HOW DOES HE EVEN KNOW ABOUT THE SUPERNATURAL?!"

A hand pokes out of his back and a tiny ball of water about the size of a ping-pong ball shoots out of its palm towards the pursuing queen flying after him.

A bubble of demonic power surrounds her as the bullet of water hits it and skims off the side where it punches through a locker at the end of the hallway, he seems to mouth a 'n-nobody can just deflect the trident splash!'- and yes, mouthed, as they don't have sound because Lucas was giving them a headache- then Kohaku continues sprinting harder, a now slightly annoyed queen following shortly behind.

They gaze to another screen to see Kiba back to back with Riser's pawns, gazing out into the misty forest around them, waiting for Wes' next move.

Sona sighs as the four devils suddenly scatter as a bolt of lightning strikes in between them, the short blond suddenly appearing once more with a spinning slash that sends a blade of wind after the group. "I knew he had a sacred gear, but Blade Blacksmith?"

The blade of wind is avoided by two of the pawns and Kiba, but the bikini wearing pawn is cut across the back- cutting the strap for her top- and falls forwards with a grimace as the top of her bathing suit falls off.

Then Wes is struck by lightning again and disappears.

"How is he even doing that?" The pawn, Ruruko slowly asks.

Tsubaki speaks up. "It appears that his sacred gear is a subspecies... I haven't seen him try to summon any other weaponry, and his sword seems to have multiple effects on it, so perhaps he can only summon one at a time?"

They look to another screen to watch Lucas weave through the attacks of two knights with apparent ease.

He hops back and points at them with finger guns, mouthing the words 'God I'm good.'

Then the two knights freeze, eyes wide in horror, then covers their ears, dropping their weapons, then they are promptly kicked across the room.

The mouthed words still causing mild irritation from the several devils observing the battle as they piece together what exactly he said by reading his lips, causing them to suddenly look over to the final screen with a groan, where they can watch the battle currently unfolding in the Gym...

The six devils are all on the floor, unmoving as a black-haired teen walks around with a slightly bored expression.

He lets out a long sigh and looks around the room, then just shrugs and sits down a locked chest full of sports equipment, picking up a manual on the history of balls... basket balls that is- and opens it up to the first page, looking thoroughly bored.

Pov: Lucas

"Come on! Is that all you have?!" I ask with a grin as I grab the ankle of what I have determined to be a rook, a vine of shadow wrapping around her shin as I fling her away with a simple swing of my arm.

She is the only one that seems to be capable of fighting right now, even if it highly hampered with her fingers in her ears, she has been keeping me on my toes with her flight and surprisingly fast kicks.

Most of the others seem to be covering their ears and staggering around at the third gospel song or so continues to blast out of my boombox.

I am honestly surprised they haven't targeted it yet... I left a trap for them and everything... ah well... this is getting kind of boring.

I hop away, pausing in front of the boom box, and slam my fist on the top of it, cutting off the current song and moving to something muuuch more appropriate.

Bgm: Jojo's Bizarre Adventure OST Track 21 - Overdrive

"Your race's ability to be crippled by a single word aside... I have deemed that it is waaay too over powered... so... I'm going to fight you when you are unhampered."

I let out a cheerful laugh as they slowly, one by one start uncovering their ears, the knights from earlier slowly picking themselves up off the floor as they had been stunned by the first wave of gospel music, then promptly kicked in the stomach and sent flying over an overturned table.

"You dishonorable bastard." The knight with what looks like bandage wrapped around her forehead growls.

"dishonorable?" I scoff. "I am fighting SEVEN of you right now, don't give me that dishonorable crap!"

The knight crouches slightly with a large frown, seemingly getting ready to lunge forwards.

A brief bit of light seems to spark across the floor, the only one that seems to notice it being drill girl.

"I'll be real with you all, I am probably physically weaker than even drill girl over there... but... I have another way to win..."

I point forwards with a cocky grin with one hand. "Are you all ready for the next stage of my boss battle?"

"Is this just a game to you?!" The rook with half of her face hidden asks.

"Well, yeah." I deadpan. "Rating Game."

I act like I don't notice the knight with the MASSIVE great sword slowly creeping forwards into my 'Blind spot'

"Well... you seem confidant, Nya~" one of the two twin neko pawns say with a slightly devious grin. "Shame that I'll have to scratch you up."

"You're kind of our type." The twins say in unison.

"I have a girlfriend. And I don't take damaged goods." I grin, just as the greatsword wielding knight leaps forwards.

I swing my hand out, a small silver line being tugged on by a shadow coated index and middle finger.

Drill girl widens her eyes and shouts out. "SIRIS! STOP!"

But it is already too late, silver wire explodes off the ground and wraps around her body, slightly cutting into her skin before smoking.

"IYAAAA!" She screams as the holy wire sears her flesh, then with my other hand I pull a Tommy gun out of my unbuttoned school shirt. "Eat this!"

I point it at the rook and *RATATATATATATATATA-*

Instead of normal bullets, beams of white light pour out of the barrel and pierce her crossed arms and legs, causing her to fly backwards as the wall behind her is filled with holes, her body crashing through the weakened drywall.

The second knight leaps forwards, but a black thorny vine punches through the tiled floor just below her and wraps around her ankle, causing her to trip and fall prone over a tripwire that snaps, flipping over a bucket that was hidden in the rafters, causing the contents to spill on her and the bottom of the bucket to slam on the back of her head, then she starts smoking as well, because that bucket was full of holy water.

"Lord Riser's Pawn has been retired."

"I WAS IN CONTROL FROM THE VERY BEGINNING!" I laugh as I flash the remaining two pawns and bishops a middle finger.

"One of Lord Riser's Rooks have been retired."

The nekos leap forwards with a yowl, the blue one raising her fists while the blue one tries to kick me.

I duck past the punch and drop the now empty tommygun, then appearing in my hand as I step around the kick of the second pawn is a simple corked bottle, I pop the cork off and force the blue haired neko pawn to drink the contents.

She freezes for a moment and looks down at her stomach in horror, then not even a second later she is repeatedly saying "I surrender! I retire!"

Then she disappears with a flash.

"One of Lord Riser's Pawns has been retired."

"That was regular mint-water~" I hum with a small grin as I flick the empty bottle at the stunned pawn.

"Lady Rias' Knight has been retired."

She tries to swat it out of the way and screams in pain as it suddenly turns black and becomes a spiky ball. "NYANI?!"

"The bottle was holy though..." I shrug.

"I SURRENDER! I RETIRE!" The girl screams.

"…"

She disappears like the last.

"One of Lord Riser's Pawns has been retired."

"…"

"That was a fucking bluff..."

I look back at the two bishops. "Does Riser get off on banging mentally handicapped girls or something? Because I am going to be honest, those two were fucking dumbasses."

The knights have had just about as much as they can handle so they both poofs as well.

"Two of Lord Riser's Knights have been retired."

I glance to the side to watch them fully disappear and when I look back a red orb the size of a watermelon is hurtling towards my face.

"Oh shit."

"Two of Lord Riser's Pawns has been retired."

It flies to where it is about a foot from my face, but then the shadows in my collar create a shield in front of my face and EAT IT. Like, it is gone. Completely.

Aaaannnd the bishop girl who fired it is shot in the back from her own attack as it appears from a black vine on the wall behind her.

"One of Lord Riser's bishops have been retired."

Bgm: End

I walk over to the boombox. "Well, this has been useful."

I swap the track back over to gospel songs and turn it off, then I simply let the shadow of my sleeve eat it as I place my palm on the top of it.

"So, how do you want to play this, drill girl?" I ask as I turn to look at her, she is looking sort of flustered at my direct line of sight. "I know you have regeneration, so now what? Do you try and burn me like your older brother? Do you fly around and launch building sized fireballs at me?"

"W- No! I'm just a spectator!" She exclaims, then flinches as I gaze right into her eyes and quickly looks at the floor. "U-Uh h-how d-did you beat all of them so quickly?!"

"You ever seen jojo's bizarre adventure part two?"

"YES!" She exclaims.

"I'm basically Joseph motherfucking Joestar."

The doors to the lunchroom are thrown open, causing both of us to glance over. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

Kohaku sprints through, past me, purple haired woman on his heels.

"OOOH NOOO" I shout while slapping the sides of my head, then I turn around and quickly sprint after Kohaku.

Pov: Wes

I appear again with a flash of thunder, my blade sinking into the side of one of the women in this forest.

"W-Wait! You shouldn't harm a woman!" She cries, it is the one I hurt earlier, so she has a fairly large gash on her back.

"Gender equality biiiitch!" I laugh as I slash across her crossed arms, causing her to simply disappear.

"Lord Riser's Pawn has been retired."

I swing my blade backwards, parrying the attack of Kiba as he summons a sword in his hand, as my sword makes contact with his own I feel a draining sensation as power is drawn out of my sacred gear.

"One of Lord Riser's Rooks have been retired."

With a crash I disappear, the bolt of thunder throwing Kiba back as I dematerialize and literally become lightning of the storm above, then with another boom I land on Kiba as a bolt of lightning, reforming and sliding my katana just past his guard where it sinks into his stomach.

"You bastard." He growls, as he wraps his hand around the blade of my sword, trying to pull it out.

"One of Lord Riser's Pawns has been retired."

I blankly stare down at him, only to disappear with a flash of lightning as his own sword slashes up towards my neck.

'hn... he just tried to kill me right there... I didn't think he had it in him...'

He disappears with a flash, much like the first girl as I appear in front of the two maids that are trying to run away.

"Lady Rias' Knight has been retired."

"One of Lord Riser's Pawns has been retired."

"Two of Lord Riser's Knights have been retired."

I make them poof with two well placed slashes.

"Two of Lord Riser's Pawns have been retired."

"You know... Lu was right... this is kind of fun..." I murmur to myself.

"One of Lord Riser's bishops have been retired."

"And apparently someone is cleaning up shop... probably Lu... he was going to hang out on the cafeteria, right?"

I tilt my head. "Now where do I go..."

It has been maybe a minute or so since the last retirement... I am doing my job amicably.

I look across to all the sleeping devils, my red eyes glowing lightly as I look back down to my book, Issei seems to shift slightly and mutters under his breath.

He its up with a gasp "NOOOOOO! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU CROSSDRESSING MONSTERS!"

He flinches as he looks around. "H-Huh?"

One of the twins with chainsaws disintegrates into blue light.

"One of Riser's Pawns has been retired."

He locks eyes with me, then looks down at the sleeping Koneko who is shifting uncomfortably, quietly whimpering "B-Big sister... don't go..."

He looks up again with a frown. "You did this, didn't you."

He stands up with a growl and nearly collapses, grabbing his knee. "Agh- my muscles are s-so sore... what the hell?"

I close my book and fling it at his head, he barely manages to dodge it by falling to the floor.

"Yes, the others are currently under the effect of my balance breaker..." I state as I stand up. "It forces everyone nearby to forcibly go to sleep, then while they are unconscious, they are forced to sit through nightmares that slowly chip away at their life force until they are dead, woken up, or in this case, retired."

He grits his teeth and slowly stands again. "You pretty boy bastard! I WON'T LET YOU STOP ME FROM GETTING A CHANCE TO CLAIM RIAS' VIRGINITY!"

"…" I blink at him twice. "Wut."

He slowly walks forwards, gauntlet appearing on his arm. "If I don't beat you here and now, how could I look her in the eyes as I touch her boobs!"

"I- don't think you should be saying this out loud..." I slowly say.

"ALL OF OUR TRAINING WILL HAVE BEEN FOR NOTHING!"

"Ok... that's a little more reasonab-"

"IF YOU KEEP DEFEATING OUR FOES I WONT BE ABLE TO USE MY NEW ABILITY TO STRIP OFF THEIR CLOTHES!" He roars.

"…"

"I'm going to start beating you now..." I deadpan. "I don't know when I'll stop..."

[BOOST!]

See all you fuggin idorts next DECADE! MUAHAHAHAH! THE PEAK DAD JOKE!

Anyways, I hope you enjoy the chapter, and, if you like a random assortment of chaotically uploaded bullshit? I have a new story called 'Flame's Trash' where I upload stories, I probably won't continue, but eh, if you like it enough, that might change~

Anyways see you all later~