I do not own Dxd, Only the oc and any 'new' sacred gear I have created.

"Speech"

'Thought'

"Powerful Entities Talking" (Such as dragons and angry gods who are shouting)

[Boost]: Ddraig

{Divide} Albion


"UOSHAAAA!"

A metal gauntlet crashes into a pink barrier, sending miniscule cracks along it, only for it to rapidly heal.

The hand fades as the bucket wearing muscled figure disappears back into its host.

"FOOLISH HUMAN! YOU DON'T EXPECT A SIMPLE SPIRIT TO BREAK MY BARRIER, DO YOU?!"

A man in his early twenties' glares at the floating angel, four wings upon his back.

The barrier begins rapidly spinning as the male blonde angel within cackles.

The human lets out a scoff as he brings a hand up to his temple, pulling back as he feels the wetness of blood.

He glances down to see his shirt stained with dirt, grass stains along his pantlegs.

"You... got my outfit dirty."

"Eh?" The fallen asks, his red eyes narrowing down at the human below.

"YOU GOT MY OUTFIT DIRTY!" The man roars as the spirit appears once more.

"OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA!"

Ripples of light flash across the barrier as the spirits fists blur into it.

"Heh! Please! It took everything you had to even crack it! With it spinning like this, you couldn't hope to break it!"

The spirit familiar's eyes glow deep blue, leaving trails as it quickly moves upwards.

"UOSHAAAA!" It slams both fists on the top of the barrier with a cry, rocketing it, and the fallen inside into the ground where the spinning grinds to a halt after drilling a fairly deep hole.

The black-haired man slowly walks up and places his foot on the barrier as the fallen inside the orb clutches his head, having just smashed it into the roof and floor of his barrier when he was struck.

"I suppose it falls to the janitor to clean up trash like you..."

"E-Eh?" The fallen stutters as he looks up at the barrier.

With another 'UOSHAAA' and a spurt of water a hole is punched cleanly through the barrier, sending a pressurized beam of water at the fallen.

It strikes his nose, causing immense pain.

He clutches his face and falls back, causing the barrier to fade in his lack of concentration. "AAAGH! W-WHAT THE HELL?! H-HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!"

"Have you ever heard of a 'High Explosive Anti-Tank' round?" The man asks with a smirk as he steps forwards. "As a kid, I always thought tanks and guns were so cool... so I absorbed any knowledge on them like a sponge..."

The spirit wearing a wooden bucket on its head appears behind the black-haired young adult.

It slowly clenches its fingers one by one, generating a loud cracking sound for each knuckle.

"You made one big mistake however... this outfit is my suit... my school janitorial uniform... and these aren't cheap..." One of his veins on his temple throb as he clenches his fist and grits his teeth, causing a spurt of blood to squirt from his headwound. "You'll pay for it... one way or another."

His eyes gain a menacing glint his spirit familiar casts a shadow over him.

"OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA OSHA-


Pov: Elsewhere

"HRAAAGH!"

"Hn." I hum as I step around a green light sword slash from an eight winged fallen.

Being a fusion is weird... I'm not going to exist in like... ten to twenty minutes, am I?

Did I ever really exist in the first place?

I duck under the fallen's backhanded swing as he does a flip, summoning a second sword which he slashes downwards.

I step past that as well.

"Y'know... you having weapons isn't entirely fair, is it?" I ask with a smirk.

My fist slams into his chest and causes him to get blasted backwards.

*GRK-*

He stops his momentum a good twenty feet away by opening his wings, he then floats slightly further away before beginning his next attack.

Thirty light spears appear behind him as he raises his hand.

I duck past the first and deflect the second. "Try to keep up!"

I become just a blur as I weave about the hail of spears, eventually my form fading completely as the spears do, leaving a track of land full of craters and molten rock.

"Where did-" his head snaps upwards to glare at me.

"Now It's my turn." I state with a cocky smirk as I raise my hand, now floating up off the ground with two large bat-like wings on my back.

Nothing happens for a moment.

"…"

"Come on." I sigh. "Where the hell is it?"

*Fwip*

A greatsword lands in my grasp.

"Excalibur destruction?!" The eight winged fallen before me mutters. "How are you wielding that?! Y-you're part devil, aren't you?!"

"It's called an asspull, have you heard of it?" I blur downwards and land with a crash, locking blades with his twin-swords.

The mere force of my attack ruffles the fallen's brown hair as he widens his eyes, a cone of destruction carved out behind him, practically erasing any small hills, trees, and rocks for a good five hundred feet.

My fist crashes into his stomach, doubling him over and knocking the breath out of him with a small splatter of spit that flies past me.

I twist the blade in my hand and push upwards so the handguard smacks into the twin blades, knocking both of his arms upwards and leaving his guard open.

I do a roundhouse kick and land a blow right into his ribs, said bones making a dull cracking sound as he is blasted away again.

"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!" He roars in pain.

A white aura surrounds him for a moment before being reduced to a simple outline, he blurs forwards with considerably more speed than he had moments before.

"Oh?"

I lean back and preform a backflip as both swords chop through the area my neck was moments before.

He meets me head on as I hold the blade of Excalibur destruction in front of me, placing my hand on the side as I use it to block his two attacks.

'what the hell is he doing?'

Touki: 100%

'I see... what is touki?' I ponder as I shove him back, his feet creating two trenches on the ground as I swing my blade around and parry a counter attack from the fallen's green light blades... which have now gained a whiteish outline.

A technique that creates an aura of life-force around the user's body. As such, it results in a tremendous increase in their offense, defense, and speed. Normally, you must know how to use Senjutsu to use it, however some who have trained their body to their peak may be able to access it. This even allows the user to counter magic attacks by punching or otherwise striking them, and may be used with weapons.

'hn.'

With a flicker of speed, he appears behind me, sword arcing towards my back, but I abruptly fade as the blade passes through my body and punch him in the back.

He grunts as he flies forwards.

'probability that both my creators may use this after they split?'

0.01%

'one hundred percent it is...'

'oh wait... this one is probably more important...'

'probability that when the fusion timer ends, they defuse successfully with no issues.'

74.3%

'I see. Better bump that up to one hundred as well.'

I smirk as the fallen flips over and lands on a nearby tree with a crouch, then leaps off it, causing the trunk to snap as he uses it like a springboard to reach me.

He swings his two swords downwards; I block one with the Excalibur fragment and stop the other by grabbing the fallen's wrist before the blade can even reach me. "Hey. Do you want to see something cool?"

He narrows his eyes and tries to free his wrist, nearly breaking free, but my strength just barely holds out.

My knee comes up and hits him in the stomach, right where my fist struck before.

"HRAAAGH!"

A brilliant white aura surrounds me, flickering like candle flame and creating a massive crater below me, forcefully shoving the fallen away from me where he eventually lands with a crouch, dispelling one of his lightspears and pressing a hand to his stomach.

Black vine travels up the greatsword in my hand... then it simply disappears along with the vines.

The ground rumbles and shudders, small rocks floating off the ground as I smirk, raising my hands at the fallen angel. "Hn, your touki is... a little small huh? Weren't you supposed to be strong?"

My foot finds its way to his stomach, time seems to pause for a moment as he bends around the punch, then he is suddenly blasted away sending him crashing into a nearby mountain a mile or two away.

My touki fades into just a simple outline.

I cross my arms and smirk. "Hm... I wonder if he is dead from that... I'm not very good at holding back this new strength."

In the distance I see a small spec fly upwards and dozens of yellow specs appear around it.

"Hm so he did survive that?"

I tilt my head as a light spear soars past my head.

Without so much as a blink I begin deflecting the light spears skywards

I gain an impish grin as I use my left hand to swat one in a certain way before glaring after it with a smirk.

Kokabiel in the distance holds up a hand and effortlessly stops the spear with a light barrier as I swat away a couple more spears.

He looks more intrigued by my power than annoyed at the fact I am deflecting light spears at him

A figure quickly blurs towards me, two swords stabbing forwards.

I turn my body so the swords slip just past my chest and back, then elbow the fallen in the face, snapping his head back and breaking his nose.

"Heeey, so like, this isn't working." I hum as I flip over him and kick him in the back.

I duck under a slash as he whirls around and smash the top of my head into his nose, as he recoils, I land three kicks to his torso, definitely cracking more of his ribs and causing immense pain to those that are already broken.

He hacks up a glob of blood.

"Oh... it appears I have punctured a lung... niiiice."

"I'll... fucking... KILL YOU!" The man roars as he lunges forwards.

"Not likely, but your enthusiasm is noted." I hum as I step forwards.

*CRACK*

My elbow smashes into the back of his head with a brutal cracking sound, the angel falls forwards slowly, before taking a step forward and whirling around.

My eyes narrow slightly.

A red orb appears in my hand and arcs forwards, the angel swings his sword into it, trying to deflect it, red and white sparks scatter around him as he eventually sends it careening up into the sky.

He catches a second right in the chest, kicking up a large puff of smoke and dirt.

He is blasted backwards, out of the cloud, shirt burned at tatted, large blue splotches over his muscled chest.

I smirk and tilt my head. "You know, I've been waiting for you to say something... please tell me that you have noticed by now... I've not been all that subtle about it."

"HRAAAGH!"

My foot comes up and smacks him in the face as he flies forwards again.

"You've really not noticed? Ah well."

I hop backwards to avoid a counter attack aimed for my neck and snap my fingers.

The ground shudders and shakes as black vines sprout throughout the surrounding five hundred feet or so, wrapping around trees, piercing through boulders, and writhing across the floor.

He takes to the sky, but before he can get too far, a stray vine wraps around his ankle and tugs him into the mass below.

The ground is shaken as the vines converge on him, wrapping his body in a sharp cocoon... then it explodes as a red orb of demonic power falls from the sky... oh boy, I wonder who sent that up into the sky.

The vines disappear into black wisps, revealing the charred form of the fallen, still somehow alive, but unconscious and absolutely out of commission.

I smirk as glance to Kokabiel, the glow of my touki fading.

Two wings sprout from my back as I float up to meet him, crossing my arms in front of me as I float just twenty feet away. "So..."

"Quite impressive, Son of Tyche, Red Dragon Emperor." He frowns as he gets up off his floating throne. "You have defeated my right-hand man... I was not expecting this turn of events... however, I suppose I should thank you for making this possible..."

"For far too long, that fool Azazel has squandered the fallen's potential! Our race is the only one of the Christian pantheon that can reliably repopulate! Yet that fool chose to stop and accept the ceasefire!"

"Mhm." I hum with a half-lidded expression.

"With this, I will force his hand! Either fight for his life, fight and WIN, or be erased!"

"Neat." I state eyebrow slightly twitching.

"Now, fusion, you are now my only obstacle after I finish killing you, I will move onto those two heiresses below you! Upon all of your deaths, a truly great war will be achieved! One where the fallen angels reign supreme in glorious, glorious battle-"

"Shut the fuck up." I growl.

He seems at a loss of words for a moment. "What?"

His eyebrows lower as a large scowl appears on his face. "What did you just say to me?"

"Honestly just be quiet, all I'm hearing is 'wah wah wah, monologue monologue monologue, look at my racial superiority, I'm paler than a vampire and have pointed fanged teeth, look at my elf ears'."

"I mean really, do you hear yourself? Your voice is like sandpaper and you look like a fucking idiot, I mean really, how the hell are your eyes completely red? Did you smoke a metric ass-load of weed before this? It looks like as a last resort to fix your face, god repeatedly hit you with the ugly stick hopes of somehow improving your looks, yet it made it so much worse. Your hair is matted and your wings look more tattered than a hooker's asshole."

"Like how the hell do you even exist? I've seen others of your race and they are all pretty or handsome. Did god purposely make you the most grotesque looking motherfucker alive to people have a comparison when they are disgruntled by their looks? Like 'oh, look at this guy, you could always look like good ol Kokabiel, why are you complaining?'."

"Stop being such a preachy little bitch and FIGHT ME already!"

"God is dead." He growls.

"…"

Everything is eerily silent as his voice seemingly carries for miles.

"I am aware." I state with a frown.

"Hm? That is unexpected." He frowns.

"Are we just going to ignore the last thirty seconds where I said that you basically look like a really soggy funnel cake?"

"You may run your mouth all you want, boy, but I have already heard it all."

"That's sad. I pity you... man with a face his own creator couldn't love."

His right eyebrow twitches. "Enough talk! DIE!"

"Fucking Finally." I sigh as he flies upwards and hurls a massive spear at me. "Maybe this fight will be a bit more entertaining."

"BEGONE ABOMINATION!"

"Hurtful." I state as the building-sized spear floats closer and closer.

I gain a smirk as I raise my hand towards it. "Quite a lot of power you've got there... maybe I'll need to start trying."

My vibrant dragon ball z-esque touki aura appears around me once more. "Show me what you've got!"


Ah yes, another chapter completed... next time we get to see Icarus fight Kokabiel

As for why he knows that big G has perished... he has a power that tells him the secrets of the universe practically 24/7, Lucas definitely stumbled across that information AGES ago...

Coincidentally the three words 'God Is Dead' was the three words that he would have said to Xenovia and Irina in chapter 16 if they kept pissing him off!


ANYWAYS, I'll see you all when I finish the next chapter!