OK; so on Mobius they do spelling bees instead of sports for homecoming. (I mean, how is spelling a sport?) This is a script I made for the hell of it. It's really inappropriate so if you enjoy 8th grade humor, you're in for a treat. But only Shadow, Silver (Who was the best speller), Sonic, Wave, Scourge (Who is a pimp, and drug dealer), and Amy were the only contestants.

Host: Well homecomers; are you ready for round 1

All: Hell yeah!

Host: OK then Shadow your first, your word is "bang"

Shadow: Could you use it in a sentence?

Host: Of course, bang "I used to bang my girlfriend before she left me" Bang

Shadow: … Bang B-a-n-g bang

Host: That is correct. Next up is Silver. Come on up Silver. Your word is "hardcore"

Silver: Uhh… can i get the origin?

Host: Sure, Hardcore. Hard like me when I watch a porno. Core, something inside my computer that lets me watch porn.

Silver: … Hardcore, h-a-r-d-c-o-r-e Hardcore

Host: That is correct, next up is Sonic. Your word is "booze"

Sonic: Can you use it in a sentence?

Host: Of course, booze. "I had so much booze that when i went to a soccer game, all i heard were boos." boos

Sonic: Why did you pick a sentence with the same word but with different meanings?

Host: *sigh* just answer already

Sonic: boos, b-o-o-s boos

Host: No its alcoholic Booze

Sonic: that's- you know what i don't give a fuck anymore

Host: OK then, next up is Wave, your word is pimp

Scourge: Just like your mom

Host: i am ignoring you

Wave: … pimp p-i-m-p pimp

Host: that is correct. Next up, kill me

Scourge: With pleasure.

Host: *sigh* Scourge. Your word is "pedophile"

Scourge: oh that's easy, your mom's one of them so i can spell it easily. p-e-d-o-p-h-i-l-e, pedophile.

Host: damn you; and you are correct. Next up is Amy, Amy your word is "urophilia"

Amy: This is a joke right?

Host: no it says it right here. (Shows paper) dammit i showed the word. (facepalm) your new word is oral

Amy: use it in a sentence

Host: Oral, "i had oral sex with my girlfriend yesterday" oral

Amy: … Why me? Oral o-r-e-l oral

Host: I'm sorry that is incorrect; it is really o-r-a-l. Round 2, Shadow your word is bippity-boppity-boo

Shadow: I'm sorry; I must've heard that wrong. Did you just say bippity-boppity-boo?

Host: yes it is a real word.

Shadow: … What's the definition?

Host: a word you say when you squeeze a woman's nipples repeatedly.

Shadow: *sigh* bi- you know what i give up.

Host: OK then, next up is Silver, your word is cha cha slide.

Silver: Definition please

Host: musical instructions on how to have sex properly

Silver: eh, makes sense. c-h-a c-h-a s-l-i-d-e

Host: that is correct. Next up is the Wave. Your word is "sky rave"

Wave: definition

Host: sky rave, when you're high at a rave, sky rave

Wave: could you use it in a sentence?

Host: yeah, my friends always host as many sky raves as they can. Sky rave

Wave: sky rave, s-k-y r-a-v-e, sky rave

Host: That is correct. Next up is Scourge your word is "Erection"

Scourge: (with attitude) is that what you have right now?

Host: please kill me, no

Scourge: erection, e-r-e-c-t-i-o-n

Host: you somehow got that right. Round 3, Silver, your word is hell.

Silver: can you use it in a sentence please?

Host: hell, "i hope Scourge burns in hell" hell

Scourge: you'll be burning longer

Host: Shut up!

Silver: hell, h-e-l-l, hell

Host: correct, next is wave, your word is masturbate

Wave: this is a joke right?

Scourge: it's what he usually does at night.

Wave: masturbate, m-a-s-t-e-r-b-a-i-t, masterbait

Host: Sorry that is in correct. Scourge, your word is marijuana

Scourge: too easy, m-a-r-i-j-u-a-n-a, marijuana

Host: good for you. Round 4. Silver your word is suicide.

Silver: use it in a sentence

Host: Sure, "I hope Scourge commits suicide"

Silver: Dark but ok. Suicide, s-u-i-c-i-d-e

Host: that is correct. Scourge your word is methamphetamine.

Scourge: you think your so smart don't you, well sucks for you because it's spelled, m-e-t-h-a-m-p-h-e-t-a-m-i-n-e

Host: how do yo- never mind. Round 5. Silver your word is homosexuality

Scourge: And you are one of them

Silver: h-o-m-o-s-e-x-u-a-u-l-i-t-y

Host: that is wrong, but if Scourge gets this wrong, you have another chance. Scourge, your word is lesbianism

Scourge: I heard your step-mothers one of them

Host: JUST ANSWER THE GODDAMN QUESTION!?

Scourge: chill man. Lesbianism, l-e-s-b-i-a-n-i-s-m

Host: That's right and you win. I have no idea how you know how to spell those words, but let's just go home before I get a heart attack.