Ruby was the first to wake up in Blake's bed, her face against Weiss' stomach and her legs across Blake's crotch, "Good morning, guys."
Weiss felt her voice vibrate her stomach, but it wasn't enough to fully wake her up, "Ruby. Sleep."
Ruby moved her legs off of Blake and moved next to Weiss, leaning against her chest and yawning.
"Aww, Ruby you're the cutest cuddler ever!" Yang whispered.
"Yang, shush. We don't want to wake up Blake," Ruby yawned.
Blake turned over to Ruby, "I've been awake for ten minutes, Ruby," she wiggled her bow with her ears, "Did you forget I'm a faunus?"
Ruby giggled to herself, "Oh right. I forgot."
Weiss got up, rising above her team, "So. We can't just lay in bed together? We can't let Weiss just rest?" Weiss leaped over her girlfriends and landed between the two beds, bowing before her team to their applause, "Now that we're well rested, I think it's the perfect time to discuss the rules of our relationship."
Ruby, Blake, and Yang fell out of bed on their faces, "Are you serious?!"
"Yes, I am. I don't know if you noticed, not only are we four girls dating each other, but we have two sisters and a faunus in our relationship. I don't think people are going to be so kind to us if we walk around holding hands and, kissing," Weiss hid her blush from the others.
"I agree," Blake spoke out, "I think it's best we keep this relationship a secret from everyone. Even JNPR shouldn't know."
"I agree, Blake. So, rule number one! Our relationship stuff will only be done in this room!" Weiss declared.
Yang crossed her arms, "Well, what about during the day out there? Are we just going to pretend we don't love each other? People are going to notice the looks we give each other."
"Excellent point, Yang. So I thought that out of this room, we should be two couples," Weiss looked away from Blake, "So any ideas who should date who?"
Yang walked to Blake and held her hand, "I can go out with Blake."
"Then Ruby. We're dating!" Weiss ordered her.
Ruby raised her arms in victory, "Ok. So that's two rules. What's the third rule?"
Weiss turned back to Blake and hugged her, "Rule number three. No bow," she looked into Blake's eyes, "Is that ok?"
The faunus inhaled and took a step back from Yang and Weiss, "Blake, if this is too much for you-
"Yang. It's ok. This bow represents my drive to stop the White Fang, and bring Faunus and humans together," Blake pulled the string to her bow, "But, amongst you, I will stop that drive for a little bit. Until we leave and go to the real world again."
Blake let her bow drop, and moved her cat ears. Ruby couldn't help but fawn over them.
"Blake, you never told me you looked so adorable with them!"
"I never told you I had cat ears in the first place," Blake saw Ruby tapping her feet on the ground and her face turning several shades of red, "Just this once, you're allowed to touch the ears."
Almost immediately, Ruby was scratching behind her ears, "BLAKE YOUR EARS! They're perfect! They're so cute and soft!" she pulled Yang and Weiss over to Blake, "Touch her ears!"
Blake pouted as all three were rubbing her head, "I fight for faunus rights and I'm letting you treat me like a pet," she moved from her team, "We should start getting ready for school. Class starts in an hour."
"AN HOUR!?" Weiss jumped up hitting her head against Ruby's bed, "That doesn't give us enough time to shower and dress!"
Yang held back her laughter, "Relax, Weiss. Me and Blake already took a shower last night, so it's just you and Ruby that need to take one."
"That doesn't make it any better! It will still take a long time for both of us to shower,"
Blake was already dressed in her school uniform when she faced the group again, "Why don't you and Ruby shower together?"
Across the hall, Ren was teaching Jean to make pancakes so he could prove he was worth a damn to Nora, and as he was about to add cinnamon to the mix, but when he heard Ruby and Weiss yell, he poured a pile of cinnamon on the pancake.
"Why!? Why can't I make a pancake?" Jean cried into Ren's shoulder.
Ren patted Jean's shoulder, "It's ok. When we mess up, we start over and fix it. Now do it again."
Jean wiped away his tears, "Ok Ren. Attempt number thirty-seven is a go."
Back in RWBY's dorm, Weiss argued with Blake, "There is no way me and Ruby are showering together!"
Blake exchanged a glance with Yang, agreeing on their non-discussed plan, "Weiss, you're losing time," Blake smiled at the clock.
"And we know our little heiress and team leader don't want to be late. So you two should hurry up before you run out of time!" Yang pushed Ruby and Weiss into their bathroom.
Weiss glared at the door while Ruby backed into the bathroom's corner, "Your sister is crazy!"
"Yeah. She is," Ruby turned away from Weiss her already red face, turning darker shades of red, "So, how should we do this?"
Weiss sighed in defeat, "We shower together. You get in the shower, take your clothes off. And, I'll take my clothes off and, join you," Weiss turned back to Ruby, "Is that alright with you?"
Ruby nodded and stepped into the shower, pulling the curtain back. She took a deep breath and exhaled, removing her top and pajama pants, throwing them on the floor. Ruby heard Weiss pulling her dress off and entering the shower, covering her breasts with one arm and her crotch with her other arm, and her body turned away from Ruby.
"Turn the water on. Don't make it too hot, Ruby," Weiss ordered.
Ruby nodded and turned the dials on the shower, allowing hot water to spray Ruby in the face, making her scream in surprise, "It's in my eyes!"
Weiss turned around and caught Ruby from falling, but Ruby's weight pulled Weiss down on her butt, "Ow! That hurt, RUBY YOUR CHEST!"
"What?! OH MY, WEISS I'M SORRY, I'M LOOKING AT YOUR, AND I'M ON YOUR, THING!"
Yang and Blake looked at each other, but returned to what they were doing, trying everything in their power to forget their regret.
Weiss had helped Ruby up and they stood turned away from each other underneath the water drenching them, "Weiss, I'm sorry about that. I should have been more careful."
"Think nothing of it. Forget it happened. It could have happened to anyone," Weiss thought about the brief seconds she saw Ruby, "You are very beautiful, Ruby."
"Th-thanks, Weiss. You're, beautiful too," she smiled to herself, "Sorry my sister, I mean, our girlfriend threw us together like this."
"It's fine, Ruby. Besides the, incident, this has been pleasant and enjoyable," Weiss reached for Ruby's hand, "Especially being with you, Ruby."
For a few moments, the only sound was the water coming down on them until Ruby grabbed a bottle of shampoo, "Hey, Weiss?"
"Yes, Ruby?"
"Could you, wash my hair?" Ruby turned her head to look at Weiss'.
"Sure, hand me the bottle," Weiss was handed the bottle of shampoo, once Ruby was done apologizing for brushing her butt on accident.
Weiss turned to Ruby, keeping her eyes above her lower back as best she could, squeezing the shampoo out of the bottle and washing Ruby's hair.
"And once I wooed that woman while I was shooting Grimm without looking oh, I see we have tardies," Port stopped his lecture while Ruby and Weiss walked into his classroom to their seats.
"Sorry, we woke up late," Ruby apologized.
"I'll excuse it once, Miss Rose and Miss Schnee,"
They sat with their team as Port continued drolling on about nothing of importance, while Yang slept on her emergency pillow.
Blake leaned over to Weiss and whispered, "How was the shower?"
Weiss and Ruby hid their red faces from the Faunus' view.
A/N I am not good at being comfortable with the more risque scenes. Also Jean is still a character.
More importantly, I am not going to be updating this fic until March is over. Fortunately, you are better off than my Ghost Amon fans. For all of March I will be focusing my attention on a twenty-five thousand work fanfiction, that will be a crossover between RWBY and another series that has a similarity to RWBY.
So once April begins, I will start working on Red Flowers Bloom, and like Ghost Amon, I will NOT make this a dead fic, as there can be no irony achieved through making this dead.
