Immovable forces vs Irresistible object
Fourth-dearest coz
Ten o'clock next Saturday night, Diagon pitch. Come alone. Bring your bat but don't think you'll get to play Beater. Be good and we'll invite your brother the next time.
Show up or I'll come fetch you and make you buy the butterbeer.
Cheers,
Evan
Evan,
I can be disinherited if I want.
Sirius
Siri,
No inheritance is on offer, though I suppose I might consider trusting you with a watercolour of a flobberworm if you ever learn to tidy up your flat and wash your windows.
Spike says he's going to clobber you until you weep like a Mock Turtle (do those exist? I didn't take CoMC), but he just means in points. I'm telling you in advance so you won't be tempted to pretend you've misunderstood when he says it to your face. Try it and you'll suddenly find the entire world thinks you need to be told everything six times. Which would be funny, yes, but after the first two times probably only for me.
He also says you could try a complete blood transfusion to be properly disinherited, but I know he knows magic doesn't actually work that way no matter what your mum says, and also there's the problem of bone marrow. Now he's trying to convince me that bone marrow transplants are theoretically possible, and I can't write a letter and sketch his I'm So Earnest Face at the same time, so:
Ten o'clock next Saturday night, Diagon pitch. Come alone. Bring your bat. Do not expect to aim at people. Show up or I'll come fetch you.
Any kind of butterbeer is fine except the one that tastes like marmalade; I don't think that should exist, do you?
TTFN
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